We must cull the herd.
So May 4th is my Cake Day. Do I get a lightsaber-shaped cake? No? Ok, nothing it is, then.
With this, I join the race to capitalize on news for upvotes
My friends' reaction when I ask if anyone wants to see Age of Ultron.
Awwwww......
Because it isn't already impossible to park around here.
How I feel when I disengage ESP on my car.
Do something with your life while you still know everything!
Smart car tilts to open up a spot!
They see me grindin, they hatin.
Why is there a land orca on the horse tornado?
Don't worry, we got this.
For those caught in the blizzard here in Chicago
LeBron didn't mean it, baby.
Dany Trejo to open a taco joint - I'm sure it will be open From Dusk Till Dawn.
Hey guys, I found the Suicide Squad movie group photo!
When the beer goggles wear off.
My Facebook feed be like...
Happy Feet?
Got Bauchery?
Kneel before your lord and master.
She doooooooooo!
Dear CDC:
Lawn chair, you will not have tipped over in vain!
It isn't working yet...
Is it too late for LNI?
I love the way random images in User Submitted sometimes come together.
I wondered, what does caffiene look like?
Not terribly from from Skokie. Probably meeting up with his barbershop quartet. Sorry for Potato.
In Chicago, one of the greatest cities on Earth, I am this bored today.
You guys like Sideboob, right?
Saw this as a reaction picture on a forum. First thought: Lucy's been hitting the Spice.
I think this guy lost a bet, and hasn't long to live.
Weapon of Math Instruction
A brief tour of online dating.
It's the small things...
I do not seek out gluten free food, but I wondered, what does gluten look like?
Sometimes, things just come together on their own.
Friend of mine found this in a shop in Hawaii...
Landlord disconnected my A/C because it was dripping water. Still waiting on a part.
My friend also calls his dog a Spacewolf...
Maybe I'm a bit late to the Epiphany party...
Avoid all appearances of evil...
When my friends ask why I'm not on snapchat...
For razor10000