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19554 pts ยท May 4, 2013


We must cull the herd.

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So May 4th is my Cake Day. Do I get a lightsaber-shaped cake? No? Ok, nothing it is, then.

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With this, I join the race to capitalize on news for upvotes

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My friends' reaction when I ask if anyone wants to see Age of Ultron.

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Awwwww......

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Because it isn't already impossible to park around here.

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How I feel when I disengage ESP on my car.

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Do something with your life while you still know everything!

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Comments 39
Views 115

Smart car tilts to open up a spot!

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They see me grindin, they hatin.

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Why is there a land orca on the horse tornado?

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Don't worry, we got this.

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Views 200

For those caught in the blizzard here in Chicago

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LeBron didn't mean it, baby.

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Dany Trejo to open a taco joint - I'm sure it will be open From Dusk Till Dawn.

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Comments 8
Views 145

Hey guys, I found the Suicide Squad movie group photo!

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When the beer goggles wear off.

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My Facebook feed be like...

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Happy Feet?

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Comments 14
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Got Bauchery?

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Kneel before your lord and master.

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She doooooooooo!

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Dear CDC:

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Lawn chair, you will not have tipped over in vain!

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It isn't working yet...

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Comments 1
Views 54

Is it too late for LNI?

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I love the way random images in User Submitted sometimes come together.

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I wondered, what does caffiene look like?

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Not terribly from from Skokie. Probably meeting up with his barbershop quartet. Sorry for Potato.

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In Chicago, one of the greatest cities on Earth, I am this bored today.

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You guys like Sideboob, right?

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Saw this as a reaction picture on a forum. First thought: Lucy's been hitting the Spice.

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I think this guy lost a bet, and hasn't long to live.

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Weapon of Math Instruction

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A brief tour of online dating.

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Views 1160

It's the small things...

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I do not seek out gluten free food, but I wondered, what does gluten look like?

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Sometimes, things just come together on their own.

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Friend of mine found this in a shop in Hawaii...

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Landlord disconnected my A/C because it was dripping water. Still waiting on a part.

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My friend also calls his dog a Spacewolf...

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Maybe I'm a bit late to the Epiphany party...

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Avoid all appearances of evil...

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Comments 3
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When my friends ask why I'm not on snapchat...

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For razor10000

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