18559 pts · January 15, 2013
So... Rand Paul?
Saxophone solos aren’t just for great songs, but great movies, too.
You can tell they’re not from Florida because they’re actually orange.
Bold of you to assume I’ve bought a turkey.
I want life to be easier for the next generation. Less educational debt. Affordable homes. Healthcare. Clean air. Fuck me, right?
Yeah, please don’t go staring at dogs directly in the eyes... unless you want to be seen as an aggressor and get bit.
This was inevitable. Trump was inevitable. Where did they think this was going, if not to the extremes of their ideology?
Papal Infallibility states that the pope is free from error and speaks on behalf of God. So... God liked that.
Quick! Stop using Apple products and start using Google where your data is secret and protected!
Texas will be fine... until the US transitions to clean energy. It’s basically a banana republic that relies on oil and fracking to exist.
You want to change the election system? Great! Let’s start by killing the Electoral College and ending gerrymandering.
Fucker
He should have been banned a long time ago.
Arizona still isn’t a gimme. Even if the networks call it, even if the Electoral College certifies, I won’t relax until Inauguration Date.
I thought it was just me! I was afraid someone had hacked my account and was trying to take my memes!
He says he’s “a two-time personal chef.” Does that mean he’s cooked for someone, twice?
“Artax, no!” Phew!
Oh... damn.
Wait. Is that still an option?
Anyone else given lemon and honey for bronchitis?
My wallet has become thinner as more information can be stored and carried in my phone. I’m also less reliant on carrying cash.
Took so long to finish COVID happened and he had to start wearing a mask.
“Honey, can you book the princess for Becky’s birthday party?”
Sorry. Sorry about that.
A different Christopher Lloyd.
You’re right. And because it’s Qatar, some politician is going to suggest it’s an Islamic plot and, well... over before it happened.
Click the link. They have to pay more money if you click through. I did that on YouTube for a month. Strange. They stopped advertising...
America? Because I really can’t tell anymore.
So... Rand Paul?
Saxophone solos aren’t just for great songs, but great movies, too.
You can tell they’re not from Florida because they’re actually orange.
Bold of you to assume I’ve bought a turkey.
I want life to be easier for the next generation. Less educational debt. Affordable homes. Healthcare. Clean air. Fuck me, right?
Yeah, please don’t go staring at dogs directly in the eyes... unless you want to be seen as an aggressor and get bit.
This was inevitable. Trump was inevitable. Where did they think this was going, if not to the extremes of their ideology?
Papal Infallibility states that the pope is free from error and speaks on behalf of God. So... God liked that.
Quick! Stop using Apple products and start using Google where your data is secret and protected!
Texas will be fine... until the US transitions to clean energy. It’s basically a banana republic that relies on oil and fracking to exist.
You want to change the election system? Great! Let’s start by killing the Electoral College and ending gerrymandering.
Fucker
He should have been banned a long time ago.
Arizona still isn’t a gimme. Even if the networks call it, even if the Electoral College certifies, I won’t relax until Inauguration Date.
I thought it was just me! I was afraid someone had hacked my account and was trying to take my memes!
He says he’s “a two-time personal chef.” Does that mean he’s cooked for someone, twice?
“Artax, no!” Phew!
Oh... damn.
Wait. Is that still an option?
Anyone else given lemon and honey for bronchitis?
My wallet has become thinner as more information can be stored and carried in my phone. I’m also less reliant on carrying cash.
Took so long to finish COVID happened and he had to start wearing a mask.
“Honey, can you book the princess for Becky’s birthday party?”
Sorry. Sorry about that.
A different Christopher Lloyd.
You’re right. And because it’s Qatar, some politician is going to suggest it’s an Islamic plot and, well... over before it happened.
Click the link. They have to pay more money if you click through. I did that on YouTube for a month. Strange. They stopped advertising...
America? Because I really can’t tell anymore.