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18559 pts · January 15, 2013


So... Rand Paul?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saxophone solos aren’t just for great songs, but great movies, too.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can tell they’re not from Florida because they’re actually orange.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bold of you to assume I’ve bought a turkey.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want life to be easier for the next generation. Less educational debt. Affordable homes. Healthcare. Clean air. Fuck me, right?

5 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 4

Yeah, please don’t go staring at dogs directly in the eyes... unless you want to be seen as an aggressor and get bit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was inevitable. Trump was inevitable. Where did they think this was going, if not to the extremes of their ideology?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Papal Infallibility states that the pope is free from error and speaks on behalf of God. So... God liked that.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Quick! Stop using Apple products and start using Google where your data is secret and protected!

5 years ago | Likes 1517 Dislikes 51

Texas will be fine... until the US transitions to clean energy. It’s basically a banana republic that relies on oil and fracking to exist.

5 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

You want to change the election system? Great! Let’s start by killing the Electoral College and ending gerrymandering.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Fucker

5 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 3

He should have been banned a long time ago.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Arizona still isn’t a gimme. Even if the networks call it, even if the Electoral College certifies, I won’t relax until Inauguration Date.

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I thought it was just me! I was afraid someone had hacked my account and was trying to take my memes!

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He says he’s “a two-time personal chef.” Does that mean he’s cooked for someone, twice?

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

“Artax, no!” Phew!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh... damn.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait. Is that still an option?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Anyone else given lemon and honey for bronchitis?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My wallet has become thinner as more information can be stored and carried in my phone. I’m also less reliant on carrying cash.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Took so long to finish COVID happened and he had to start wearing a mask.

5 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 4

“Honey, can you book the princess for Becky’s birthday party?”

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Sorry. Sorry about that.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A different Christopher Lloyd.

5 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

You’re right. And because it’s Qatar, some politician is going to suggest it’s an Islamic plot and, well... over before it happened.

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Click the link. They have to pay more money if you click through. I did that on YouTube for a month. Strange. They stopped advertising...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

America? Because I really can’t tell anymore.

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