selflesslover

314 pts ยท March 16, 2016


Why the fuck is he doing this on a wooden floor?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you make that title up on the fly?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pussy sells

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is Jesus a ceiling fan?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does an ass chin look like?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why did you leave us, mom?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What happened to those 0.9 pennies?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That moment when you realize you've made a horrible mistake

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Just wait till he's 4 or 5 years old and have him nibble your nose.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This man just wants the zombie apocalypse to happen so he can actually use this thing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fluid at the bottom of clorox wipes is how I start my mornings, too.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0