shadowdragon81

2982 pts ยท January 20, 2012


We used to twist the bulbs to turn them off since we couldn't turn off just our section. We work better in the dark. :D

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you kidding? Zero F's? I was hanging out in a friend's "office" for a while once....They JOKE about it!! It's not that they don't care.... They enjoy it.
When I was looking for a car, we got pre-approved for 3.2 at a bank, and we were told 4.7 at the dealership. When I asked if they checked said bank, they said they did and this was the best that we could get....

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Saw the finished product before the pull in the thumbnail.... thought it was a Corn Dog 7 Jumbo from the 90s..... Those things were about that big, but it was ONLY a corn dog. The weiner by itself looks like the "Jumbo" that you see at the state fair.....

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This isn't the first time I've heard of someone not getting paid because they dialed 911 instead of the tip line.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean the "anonymous" survey that my boss tells me I haven't completed yet every year?

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Diagnosed in 40s so already had super high blood pressure that i'm taking pills for, so i can't use a stimulant. Stuff I'm on at least helps with memory issues, but not with other things like focusing.....

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They went that way!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

OOOOOOOH, the wonderful thing about Tiggers, a Tigger's a wonderful thing!
Their bottoms are made out of rubber, their tails are made out of spring!
They're bouncy, bouncy.......

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he walked his kid down and stopped there, I hate to say it, but he could be visiting family. My dad moved out to live in his truck rather than follow my 3 simple rules: 1. No food in the bedrooms. 2. If you leave your room, you must be dressed. 3. Wash your hands...... that's it. But he'd rather homeless....

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

guess he really likes that headstone.... does he need to be put on a list?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I had this, mostly used it to read books.... :P

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ate multiple holes in my soffets and trim to make a nest in my attic.....

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm swelling up just looking at this vid....

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seen it? didn't even know it existed....

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

they "spent" 30 million on advertising.... I'd check the pockets of certain people....

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

it seems like the movies that i do not hear about until opening weekend tend to "flop"..... why did I not see a single advert until opening weekend?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You say that, but you have to realize, they had to put that there for a reason....

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Once snuck in 3 plates from the local mexican restaurant in my starter jacket....

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

and ATMs

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

it's soaking wet, Shake it like a salt shaker!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hmm, better yet, make all pay to be based off the value of the dollar.... i like it! For a lot of us, it was, "I'm FINALLY middle class!" just for inflation to say, "The F*** you are!"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was very hug deprived growin up.... so I hug my kids every chance i get. So far they're not old enough to dislike it. I pray that day never comes....

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What goes up must come down. These are the gun owners that make the law abiding ones look bad...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but if you do that, others will cut in front of you and make you hit the brakes.... rinse and repeat.... you can't leave proper length here, there are too many people who look over and see a space further up than theirs

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 Once saw the truck pull up, so I moved by the door to wait for the driver to knock.... it never came, so i opened the door and saw the note.... I reviewed the camera footage, and the guy even mimed knocking on the door, but never actually touched the door....

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We use a screen to catch pieces of food while doing dishes, but sometimes stuff gets past it. When that happens, we use the disposal (garburator in Canada) to grind it up into little pieces before it goes into the pipes. It does require some maintenance and to be used properly. (mostly just grind an eggshell to sharpen) Most people never read the instructions, so are using them improperly anyways....

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0