And here we have The Doctor depicted in a 1798 painting depicting Caesar's assassination.
Oh, cool, Buffy the Vampire Slayer is on! Wonder which episode it is?
My county issued it's very first marriage license to a same-sex couple this morning.
Got my dog a new accessory at a veterinary conference this weekend.
Fuck you guys.
Me with my first cat, circa 1991
STEP AWAY FROM THE RAMEN.
My plans for New Years Eve.
First year as the adult child of divorced parents.
If this is your dog, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Took my dog to his vet for an ear infection today...
I'm not sure what my neighbors did wrong, but apparently I'm supposed to go all Batman on their asses.
I went to The Florida Aquarium today and learned that corals are a bunch of filthy whores.
Here's your history lesson for the day:
Going through an old desktop I used while in college for my education degree, found this saved my homework folder.
Mom brought me some socks from Korea for Christmas.
When my Imgurian friend tries to get me to join Social Savanna.
I love her to death, but all of Cher's tweets look like they were typed by a robot having a stroke.
When you encounter stupidity, just remember Tucker's Law.
The Iron Sheik is just a regular guy.
MRW my brother gives me shit for coming home drunk and cooking breakfast at 3 am after a very successful payday.
The Adventures of Moses in Miami
UPDATE: "If this is your dog, GO FUCK YOURSELF."
What I imagine my reaction will be should I ever meet Tom Hiddleston.
The TV ads for this movie feature the tag line "Believe in love..."
When people talk about The Thick of It / In the Loop, it's always about Malcolm. Jamie is totally underappreciated.
Beau got a bath, blow dry, and brush out. I think it may be time for a haircut.
This one goes out to @inalltheverse
That's enough Imgur for today. Seriously, I'm worried about you.
What I imagine Tom Hiddleston's reaction would be if he could hear us right now.
I'm yet again a broke college student.
Dad looked over my shoulder and saw a video featuring Courtney Act on my computer. He said "Wow, she's gorgeous, who is she?"
My friends and I need a fourth for an online Cards Against Humanity game.
I just woke Beauregard up from a bad dream.
MRW I find out that a 2014 calendar of hot Catholic priests is totally a thing.
Not a lot has changed in three years, besides Beau's coat.
He would last three days at the most.
@BryanMozo and I are both in our mid-20s, but this still happened the other night.
I like that Netflix occasionally checks to make sure I'm still alive.
Wise words from everyone's favorite late night douche.
So I've been watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer on Netflix...
My best friend who lives across the state (@inalltheverse) visited this weekend. Watching her drive away back home like this.
I hope Joan Rivers pulls through because if she doesn't my dad will be winning our Celeb Death Pool with only 5 months to go.
My old Catholic school friend is studying to become a priest. This was on his Facebook.
A Public Service Announcement
Just shut the fuck up about it.
Anyone in Florida looking to add a mastiff to the family?
Doge sitting this weekend.
MRW I check my phone this morning.
My unemployment lasted less than 36 hours.
The new Doctor flipped Robin Hood the bird.
And America's next drag superstar is....
Willam is my spirit animal.
MRW Chris Addison showed up at the end of tonight's Doctor Who