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164997 pts ยท August 15, 2011


If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt. Peace out cunts.

And here we have The Doctor depicted in a 1798 painting depicting Caesar's assassination.

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Oh, cool, Buffy the Vampire Slayer is on! Wonder which episode it is?

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My county issued it's very first marriage license to a same-sex couple this morning.

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Got my dog a new accessory at a veterinary conference this weekend.

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Fuck you guys.

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Me with my first cat, circa 1991

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STEP AWAY FROM THE RAMEN.

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My plans for New Years Eve.

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First year as the adult child of divorced parents.

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If this is your dog, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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Took my dog to his vet for an ear infection today...

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I'm not sure what my neighbors did wrong, but apparently I'm supposed to go all Batman on their asses.

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I went to The Florida Aquarium today and learned that corals are a bunch of filthy whores.

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Here's your history lesson for the day:

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Going through an old desktop I used while in college for my education degree, found this saved my homework folder.

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Mom brought me some socks from Korea for Christmas.

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When my Imgurian friend tries to get me to join Social Savanna.

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I love her to death, but all of Cher's tweets look like they were typed by a robot having a stroke.

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When you encounter stupidity, just remember Tucker's Law.

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The Iron Sheik is just a regular guy.

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MRW my brother gives me shit for coming home drunk and cooking breakfast at 3 am after a very successful payday.

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The Adventures of Moses in Miami

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UPDATE: "If this is your dog, GO FUCK YOURSELF."

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What I imagine my reaction will be should I ever meet Tom Hiddleston.

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The TV ads for this movie feature the tag line "Believe in love..."

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When people talk about The Thick of It / In the Loop, it's always about Malcolm. Jamie is totally underappreciated.

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Beau got a bath, blow dry, and brush out. I think it may be time for a haircut.

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This one goes out to @inalltheverse

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That's enough Imgur for today. Seriously, I'm worried about you.

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What I imagine Tom Hiddleston's reaction would be if he could hear us right now.

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I'm yet again a broke college student.

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Dad looked over my shoulder and saw a video featuring Courtney Act on my computer. He said "Wow, she's gorgeous, who is she?"

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My friends and I need a fourth for an online Cards Against Humanity game.

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I just woke Beauregard up from a bad dream.

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MRW I find out that a 2014 calendar of hot Catholic priests is totally a thing.

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Not a lot has changed in three years, besides Beau's coat.

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He would last three days at the most.

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@BryanMozo and I are both in our mid-20s, but this still happened the other night.

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I like that Netflix occasionally checks to make sure I'm still alive.

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Wise words from everyone's favorite late night douche.

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So I've been watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer on Netflix...

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My best friend who lives across the state (@inalltheverse) visited this weekend. Watching her drive away back home like this.

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I hope Joan Rivers pulls through because if she doesn't my dad will be winning our Celeb Death Pool with only 5 months to go.

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My old Catholic school friend is studying to become a priest. This was on his Facebook.

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A Public Service Announcement

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Just shut the fuck up about it.

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Anyone in Florida looking to add a mastiff to the family?

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Doge sitting this weekend.

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MRW I check my phone this morning.

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My unemployment lasted less than 36 hours.

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The new Doctor flipped Robin Hood the bird.

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And America's next drag superstar is....

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Willam is my spirit animal.

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MRW Chris Addison showed up at the end of tonight's Doctor Who

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