silverDistortioN

1063 pts ยท January 26, 2016


A ramp is just a staircase with an infinite number of infinitely tiny steps, which makes it infinitely painful.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Get a little bit older, and you'll realize everyone is stupid and perpetually immature, so therefore you are mature.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FabulousBadass ate my balls.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

False, you can still complain all you want. You just have to listen to everyone tell you you can't.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You're thinking of Micheal, Koko's friend

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What are A and CH?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a lot of misinformation floating around. If you break your leg and get fired, the law in CA is strongly in your favor.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Well excuuuuuuse me, princess!

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

You can't say it's proportional to the amount of material.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Resistance is proportional to length and inversely proposal to cross sectional area, so while length, thickness, and temp factor in...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tide ad.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

There's no single correct pronunciation of "gif" in the English language, not "no correct pronunciation of English."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm playing this game where I pick a random word to see how long it takes to pop up. You used my word! 2 days.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, birth defect. They tried to operate on me, but they never finished the procedure, so mine's a little bit different.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've got basically the same thing going on, and I've known about Radar's my whole life, but this is my first time actually seeing it

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

+1 for "The Xenomorph Movie"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like father, like son.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh, I didn't realize Gordon Ramsay did porn." -My retarded brain trying to process the headline

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This works with all combinations of blue and/or red

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't aim to disprove anything, I was just stating the facts. Frankly, I don't give a fuck about what you think.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I thought that was the mean, but... It's the median per household. The average household size is 2.6 people.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

All boobs are good boobs

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Seems like this needs to be said... "Primus sucks!" is what fans used to chant at their shows. It's not literal, guys.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Idiocracy is the one with the cute little robots, right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And still get more or less the same result

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then it's not shutter speed that is synced, it's the frame rate. You can set the shutter speed to any arbitrarily tiny fraction of a second-

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything's a stack of confused, camouflaged octopi.

8 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

I moved from South Carolina to California a few years back. They call scooters mopeds here. Bugs the hell out of me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In the US, it's illegal to fire someone for their *religious* beliefs. Political beliefs, however... It depends on the state.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

...in trouble, so I had to abide.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0