simplifiedApocalypse

2815 pts ยท August 29, 2014


A 20-something, stage Carpenter, looking for love in all the wrong places, because I could've sworn I left it in the pantry. He/Him, Bi and fly....

Exactly, they can make it bullet proof, water proof, drop proof. But there will never be any product thats idoit proof

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah man, fig tree. Get eternal revenge on wasps!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 417 Dislikes 10

........................................fuck

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Remember, you'll always be someones fetish. But there's always more to life than one thing. That said, SHOW ME THAT DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If feel with your username, it would be hard to impress you

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Cool, now go get the bag you left in there"

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I've been singing this as a lullaby to my nephew's. The really seem to enjoy it. I can't wait to share the show with them

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter imo, everyday people learn something new, so this could be the first one of his comics some sees. Always credit the artist.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Nah, only good ones where orginals trilogy, Phantom, Attack, and revenge. Granted the Christmas special comes close

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't even say "real back areas" live 20 min from London Ont. And there's only Satellite internet.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right there with ya. That and always rushing home fron a late shift, to the empty appartment.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My grandfather and I are going fishing next Sunday. I always keep my pole ready just in case. We'll wait together, if thats okay.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'll never forget my great grandmother's last words. "What are tou doing with that hammer?!?"

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is refering to the semi-recent playstiom game

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

Cool, good you have a plan

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine wasn't music, but playing cards with anyone she could tell you what colour socks you where wearing 4 years ago at Xmas dinner.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's some mold in the back of my fridge that's been there long enough that it counts.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a similar experience, was called out on it. All I could say was "it changes every year, how can I keep up with that"

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The only full time teacher in my old course... Fuck you Chad

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brain Stem: Screeching in lizard ancestor, but comes out as panic disorder

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Little bugger chewed threw them and left then running

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

My parents put hair ties around their faucet nobs, so they'd turn off, while they where cat sitting for a friend. 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't even know I had it as a kid, just always assumed it was the norm for everyone.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But then I can touch and have a dog

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry mate, no bonuses on death save, but it's no either way

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

But I guess he saw me he walked over said Hello, asked my favourite hero, (Barely managed to say Spiderman), he said "Mine too" and left 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was sitting in Timmies in Toronto, I saw him walk in, my jaw hit the floor. He order got his food and was about to leave. 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My family calls it the "whiskey rose"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0