1409 pts · February 10, 2014
Better Call Saul
IT CAME FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
Then yes. Yes it will wriggle up your peehole.
Getting ghosted because of salary requirements is just fine by me. I know what kind of place they are and dodged a bullet.
I read that as “duckest hours” and was alright with that.
Water on socks is bad enough.
Nobody can eat 50 eggs. Can you eat 50 eggs?
I would sample the fuck out of that.
You were absolutely right. Now I need one. Morning routine be damned.
Holy shit that’s cool.
I badly want that to smell like strawberries.
This part gets me every time.
“I’m going to drag you away from the camera so I can continue beating your ass.”
These beans. Rated e for everyone.
Very very tiny beans
The devil made me do it
Check out Underwater. She’s great in that movie.
So yummy so yummy
She belongs to the pit now.
Thrusters come in adulthood. Children have wings. Look at the size difference.
DAMNIT JIM I AM A DOCTOR NOT A WARRIOR PRINCESS
And continues to see.
This is not Spider-Man. This is a tribute.
How dare you be self aware enough to question your knowledge of something. For shame. /s
An iiiiinnnnn….
Next time just hiss at them and crouch around your child and back away slowly, swiping at the air.
Which branch are you at?
“You can’t hear text”
Better Call Saul
IT CAME FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
Then yes. Yes it will wriggle up your peehole.
Getting ghosted because of salary requirements is just fine by me. I know what kind of place they are and dodged a bullet.
I read that as “duckest hours” and was alright with that.
Water on socks is bad enough.
Nobody can eat 50 eggs. Can you eat 50 eggs?
I would sample the fuck out of that.
You were absolutely right. Now I need one. Morning routine be damned.
Holy shit that’s cool.
I badly want that to smell like strawberries.
This part gets me every time.
“I’m going to drag you away from the camera so I can continue beating your ass.”
These beans. Rated e for everyone.
Very very tiny beans
The devil made me do it
Check out Underwater. She’s great in that movie.
So yummy so yummy
She belongs to the pit now.
Thrusters come in adulthood. Children have wings. Look at the size difference.
DAMNIT JIM I AM A DOCTOR NOT A WARRIOR PRINCESS
And continues to see.
This is not Spider-Man. This is a tribute.
How dare you be self aware enough to question your knowledge of something. For shame. /s
An iiiiinnnnn….
Next time just hiss at them and crouch around your child and back away slowly, swiping at the air.
Which branch are you at?
“You can’t hear text”