smallpoxau

349 pts ยท December 5, 2016


sounds like they have already lost oxygen to their brains. a mask could be dangerous for them, if they lose any more cells they might think

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the water level in US toilets always weirds me out when i visit from OZ. it seems so excessive and caught my SO out when he went to the loo

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

in Australia, redskin is a type of lolly, or 'candy' as the yanks would say.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

did that today. SO and i have been sick for a couple of weeks. flu season has been bad this year

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as a chick who uses Pornhub, i can tell you that i get the same "horny women in your area" ads as the guys

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

after googling, the big ones here do. learn something new every day

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you people are no longer allowed to bad mouth Australian spiders. ours might be big, but they don't do that creepy shit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

saw Sabbath play the other year. he seemed sober and surprisingly on the ball

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

you've discovered one of the more common ways aussies eat vegemite. vegemite and cheese is the way to go

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

you know we have donuts here too, right!? in fact a lot of places did some free donuts for the day in Melbourne

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nar I'm still under it... just sharing :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

spot the Victorians lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised none of them are wearing Collingwood guernseys

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

pretty fuckin delicious

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Melbourne, Australia. fuck cancer man.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as a recovering fatty i agree, but by the same token a lot of the fatspo stuff is just horrifying and wrong

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

closer to lounge pants, unless pjs now have pockets

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

given he sat there and watched me fall yesterday meowing in distress, today in going to go with the latter

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah me too when i make it. clearly these guys have a lot of practice

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they fixed it eventually, but no one considered that the machines measure the length of the note to decided to denomination b4 they released

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i do find it funny that no one thought about vending machines and self serve b4 they released them. arrr government department incompetence

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this is why i like my currency better. tactile, and coloured (ones they are changing to are weird though). bless the aussies polymer notes

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

it's really good, but every now and then they have a different cook who's a little too heavy on the red wine

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's there, just been pushed back into the sheets as i cut it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

actually it does have a lot of meat and cheese, but because I'm showing you the side I've eaten it's kinda been pushed back

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

in the 'burbs of Melbourne, Australia

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

some people in Australia, in bush fire prone areas, have sprinkler systems on their roof for this reason

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we don't know alcohol in supermarkets in Aus. abs apparently we have a drinking problem...acording to the government anyway

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i work admin and payroll in construction in Victoria. can confirm sites pack up and go home when it hits 35 degC on that site

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the only time Australia post actually delivers something...still didn't knock to leave the parcel card

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0