snowingmonkey

1487 pts ยท January 26, 2022


Think about how they advertise toilet paper against the "next leading brand."

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is. People think he's dead because a bad broadcast with weird lighting caused a mass AI false positive and "speculation."

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're going to have to organize either way: you might as well organize in the way that reduces the amount of collateral damage to innocent lives. The benefit is, if you organize to vote in progressive candidates into the democratic establishment to try and reign the system in, if it doesn't work, you now already have an organized community you can turn to more forceful means of persuasion. But it starts with not being apathetic and not staying alone.

Organize locally. Do it face to face.

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Can you name a body of water that doesn't have bacteria?

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

When mother nature absolutely wants to clobber a motherfucker... that thing looks like a mace head.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're resilient and very adaptable. They can go decades before all their maladaptions cause systemic, crippling issues.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's inertia. Not just the bike's inertia, but the rider's inertia, who will be accelerated to the same speeds as the bike, by virtue of riding the bike. You only need to drive a little over 31 mp/h to counteract gravity.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"No one is saying you shouldn't punch them"
"I'm saying it's what they want... it's what motivates them to keep doing this."
I'll tell you, viewer of this comment, what @rolliefingers won't in that second line; "that's why we shouldn't indulge them."

Rollie, keep riding that fence that hard and it'll cut you groin to scalp. Pick one.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

https://gladue.usask.ca/node/2492

Did you forget? We're not saints. We can just hope we do better now.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've done enough welding to know this is sick af.

1 month ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Man, I was writing the explanation and I got like 12 words in when I started to worry I might catch a mod action for it. The short of it: The cherubs have the head of a character in the series who was severely disfigured by a self-inflicted shotgun injury. I have written that in the most sterilized way I can.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Vodka borst! I love it bratan! Turn it the fuck up, and ask for some yourself!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lmao stop deleting your posts coward

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Going to see if posting here will work so we can keep users accountable: @ViperVortexVelociraptor once again proves he's a coward without conviction who can't unlodge Griftler's chode from his throat or the icepick out of his ass by deleting his vile comment. Never let these Nazi fucks get away with it. He even has a christmas selfie.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, it's probably better than I could do.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Is there a version of this in french? I feel like a letter in english to my representative, who's a francophone on two different language boards, might not be seen.

2 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Because it didn't start with Morbius. It started with Suicide Squad's Joker, and then the allegations that he runs an abusive cult.

2 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

no lmao

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Quoting Fight Club at someone who is making a sarcastic comment in such a way that it is impossible to discern whether or not they support ICE (just that they think the protests are bad,) in which it is impossible to determine whether the quote is said in favor of the person's position is so irony poisoned it drained all the remaining faith I had in humanity.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Explain how this is antisemitic. Please. I literally cannot for the life of me understand how comparing one victim of genocide to another is antisemitic.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Compliant Ball Sucklers.

3 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I was so confused, so I scrolled back to the bit with the guitar a few times. I'd feel bad for laughing if he wasn't such a joke.

3 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

First of all, there's a little over 500 million diabetics in the world, and that isn't great, but it isn't nearly half. Second, yeah! White rice specifically seems linked with an increased risk of diabetes.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The dead don't grieve. If nothing else, they have peace.
Suffering is for the living.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

it's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

4 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

ah, the eternal question: shoulders and hips, or boobs and balls?

4 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Hey man, the poster I replied to said decades. Those are decades.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's the Pareto principle, which is just power law distributions. It actually shows up everywhere in nature, and the worst people you know (Jordan Peterson was particularly enamored with the idea) will tell you that 20% of people are going to get 80% of the resources, and imply that this is actually good because it follows natural laws. Literally just replace 'people' with 'men' and 'resources' with 'women'.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1