28 pts ยท December 15, 2015
Finally, I'll be able to get my hand around my penis.
I'm terribly sorry for your job. Hell on earth in the first world.
gotcha
super hard
I want you by my side through all my dumb ideas.
Just because they aren't in danger doesn't mean they are boning. No bone, no panda.
Your outfit says you should hurt, your hobby says you should be killed, but you defy them all.
His expression is terrifying. Get this man a girlfriend.
Aw shit, look who it is, the white Wesley Snipes!
He has a right to murder.
What a streeeeeeeeeetch
Sparkly Evening - Shia LaBeouf
Put... put some syrup on it.
Sorry men, secrets out. I have to let all other wo-man know. Men are bad men. Case closed. You can't handle the truth.
He's definitely cheating. I am man. I speak for all men.
Now that I'm rich, I just laugh from the bottom of my shallow soul at these posts.
Snow your roll
YOU MAKE IT HAPPEN CAP'N
Green eggs annnnd... Green eggs annnnd... Anyone? Anyone?
EXQUISITE INDEED.
Shh. Shut up, you had me at large volcanic bulge.
Or comedy.
Nicotine is spelled this way. TMYK-==*
Banghip!
Lay off dat spicy bean dip tho
Shmagma game on point
Rainbow road is real.
Kentucky
omg i love one direction
Finally, I'll be able to get my hand around my penis.
I'm terribly sorry for your job. Hell on earth in the first world.
gotcha
super hard
I want you by my side through all my dumb ideas.
Just because they aren't in danger doesn't mean they are boning. No bone, no panda.
Your outfit says you should hurt, your hobby says you should be killed, but you defy them all.
His expression is terrifying. Get this man a girlfriend.
Aw shit, look who it is, the white Wesley Snipes!
He has a right to murder.
What a streeeeeeeeeetch
Sparkly Evening - Shia LaBeouf
Put... put some syrup on it.
Sorry men, secrets out. I have to let all other wo-man know. Men are bad men. Case closed. You can't handle the truth.
He's definitely cheating. I am man. I speak for all men.
Now that I'm rich, I just laugh from the bottom of my shallow soul at these posts.
Snow your roll
YOU MAKE IT HAPPEN CAP'N
Green eggs annnnd... Green eggs annnnd... Anyone? Anyone?
EXQUISITE INDEED.
Shh. Shut up, you had me at large volcanic bulge.
Or comedy.
Nicotine is spelled this way. TMYK-==*
Banghip!
Lay off dat spicy bean dip tho
Shmagma game on point
Rainbow road is real.
Kentucky
omg i love one direction