spiderqueendemon

28410 pts ยท December 3, 2015


I want a show now where there is celebrity D&D, and Olympic athletes play their characters. Like Drunk History acts out the stories.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't understand a word, but from the pitch and tone, it sounds happy, like a story, and it has a lovely beat and tone. I like this a lot.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

on a hot pan with oil, let it rest the 5min it takes to steam a bag of veggies, then ta-DA! Steak dinner in 8 minutes! With a side!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can set my sous vide to 130F, drop in a frozen Aldi steak pocket, go to work, come home, open it, drain it, shake on a dry rub, sear it 1

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For reals, you can cook the steaks and things right in their little vac-pacs. Freeze them when you get home, then sous vide them as desired.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aldi meat is done by the least expensive local provider, so it varies by region. I'm in a safe region. Pro tip is to freeze and sous vide.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plus then the board is nicely spaced across the spikes and may be cooler to sleep on in summertime.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But mainly, I suspect the 'so liberal it loops around' anti-vaccine 'more afraid of autism than dead kids' crunchy moms there.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's also the possibility of sampling error. "Will you try or have you received" doesn't cover 'Has your doctor cleared you to receive'.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It shows a lack of both empathy and moral fiber that she is choosing to behave this way. This should in no way be necessary.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she chooses correctly and goes to stand trial, delete the video. If not, use it as evidence she is sociopathic and remove DI that way.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put her through all the grief and pain she put the other mom through. Then reveal it was a lie, and offer her the option to make it right.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A better choice would be to send a police officer to her house and tell her that her kid was killed by a car. With hidden cameras.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I ordered myself footed pajamas and played 'Bennie and the Jets' on repeat for two hours, personally. It is a diverse community.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really. I would feel humiliated to have such poor security in the parking lot my employees used. Sacred hospitality was violated there.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've heard of mothers-in-law sabotaging marriages like this. Telling kids lies, which the kids repeat, gaslighting either partner...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(Rural/Urban culture-gap comedy is the easiest, oldest form of humor, but I could really see city liberals pulling this stunt.)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"No, Nana, Gran, you two are perfect, actually. You're weirdly perfect. I'm sorry we couldn't bring your dogs. Maybe keep your gloves on."

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Christ on a stripper pole, Dad! What part of blend in don't ya get? An NPR TOTE BAG? For your knitting? Lord have mercy."

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"They had a memorial to fetuses a few miles back, Mom, no, I don't think Loretta Lynn will work. Reba? Eh, maybe."

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Turn off the 'Hillbilly Elegy' audiobook, Mom, we have to blend in! Lord, don't we have any country music besides Dolly and The Chicks?"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So...pack a picnic basket, load up the family and drive from Blue City to a rural sundown town for easy access to vaccines? NICE.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0