squeekymcclean

702 pts ยท December 16, 2013


As an English teacher - these are going on the classroom wall.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then add the creepy Killgrave he does in Jessica Jones. The man's pretty damn good at his job.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, why would you date someone who doesn't know the King of Queens theme song?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clicked on "become more cleaver". Was disappointed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Interesting, here in Croatia we're obligated to take the receipt and have it when we leave the shop.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had this happen to me. A slightly different prank, but same punchline. I threw up.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Breathtaking :O Feel free to mail it to me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plucked parrots?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In that case, you're bound to do many great things!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate you for your amazing skills.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A friend of mine quite literally broke his arm while arm-wrestling.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dare you to pronounce that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reasons to break up: 1. You're trying not to get caught cheating 2. You don't trust your SO enough and have to check their phone.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did he downvote? I bet he downvoted.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Get serious.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually my girlfriend does this all the time, and just for her sister and mother

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean he has his knit together? Right? Anyone? Mom? Why's everyone leaving?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So that's why shy was upset :/

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

But we LIKE River Song! :'(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God I love the 1994 animated Spiderman series

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That makes sense

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised you only found out now tbh, it's fairly common knowledge

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Didn't Darwin taste every animal he encountered? I guess there had to have been a botanist with the same idea.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I honestly thought I could just scroll past it. Take the damn +1 Mr. Bones. But remember, we'll meet again some day!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nonono, he teaches drug delivery boys

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hm. All that's left is to find that damn stepladder.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was the dark charm called Pubertatus Maximus

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They'll have to make it waterproof if it goes the way it probably will go.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone put doodle hands and eyes on it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0