702 pts ยท December 16, 2013
As an English teacher - these are going on the classroom wall.
Then add the creepy Killgrave he does in Jessica Jones. The man's pretty damn good at his job.
Wait, why would you date someone who doesn't know the King of Queens theme song?
Clicked on "become more cleaver". Was disappointed.
Interesting, here in Croatia we're obligated to take the receipt and have it when we leave the shop.
I've had this happen to me. A slightly different prank, but same punchline. I threw up.
Breathtaking :O Feel free to mail it to me.
Plucked parrots?
In that case, you're bound to do many great things!
I hate you for your amazing skills.
A friend of mine quite literally broke his arm while arm-wrestling.
I dare you to pronounce that.
Reasons to break up: 1. You're trying not to get caught cheating 2. You don't trust your SO enough and have to check their phone.
Did he downvote? I bet he downvoted.
Get serious.
Actually my girlfriend does this all the time, and just for her sister and mother
You mean he has his knit together? Right? Anyone? Mom? Why's everyone leaving?
So that's why shy was upset :/
But we LIKE River Song! :'(
God I love the 1994 animated Spiderman series
That makes sense
I'm surprised you only found out now tbh, it's fairly common knowledge
Didn't Darwin taste every animal he encountered? I guess there had to have been a botanist with the same idea.
I honestly thought I could just scroll past it. Take the damn +1 Mr. Bones. But remember, we'll meet again some day!
Nonono, he teaches drug delivery boys
Thank you for this.
Hm. All that's left is to find that damn stepladder.
That was the dark charm called Pubertatus Maximus
They'll have to make it waterproof if it goes the way it probably will go.
Someone put doodle hands and eyes on it!
As an English teacher - these are going on the classroom wall.
Then add the creepy Killgrave he does in Jessica Jones. The man's pretty damn good at his job.
Wait, why would you date someone who doesn't know the King of Queens theme song?
Clicked on "become more cleaver". Was disappointed.
Interesting, here in Croatia we're obligated to take the receipt and have it when we leave the shop.
I've had this happen to me. A slightly different prank, but same punchline. I threw up.
Breathtaking :O Feel free to mail it to me.
Plucked parrots?
In that case, you're bound to do many great things!
I hate you for your amazing skills.
A friend of mine quite literally broke his arm while arm-wrestling.
I dare you to pronounce that.
Reasons to break up: 1. You're trying not to get caught cheating 2. You don't trust your SO enough and have to check their phone.
Did he downvote? I bet he downvoted.
Get serious.
Actually my girlfriend does this all the time, and just for her sister and mother
You mean he has his knit together? Right? Anyone? Mom? Why's everyone leaving?
So that's why shy was upset :/
But we LIKE River Song! :'(
God I love the 1994 animated Spiderman series
That makes sense
I'm surprised you only found out now tbh, it's fairly common knowledge
Didn't Darwin taste every animal he encountered? I guess there had to have been a botanist with the same idea.
I honestly thought I could just scroll past it. Take the damn +1 Mr. Bones. But remember, we'll meet again some day!
Nonono, he teaches drug delivery boys
Thank you for this.
Hm. All that's left is to find that damn stepladder.
That was the dark charm called Pubertatus Maximus
They'll have to make it waterproof if it goes the way it probably will go.
Someone put doodle hands and eyes on it!