My plan to deal with everything right now
But not as good as this inanimate carbon rod
And yes I’d still love you
Apollo, the puddle of sunshine
Cupsolotl
The HinDumpsTitanic
They don’t make ‘em like they used to
Trash talking
Things are a little rocky up north
Nebula in a jar
Gaze into your future, Utah
UPVOTE CHALLENGE BUTTER
Viva Corona
It’s my 11th cake day, have a really irritated-looking unicorn.
Understanding, not dismissive anger, is what changes minds.
The reason there was panic at the disco
I bought a board game in Boston.
Dust pup
The bubbles, man. The bubbles.
It’s apparently my ? day, here’s Apollo
Grandkids: What was it like living through the covid pandemic in the 20s?
How YOU doin?
Smoked cow heart
I like my instructions succinct and sucrose.
When you hit the wrong shortcut key and the computer goes crazy
The Snark Flight Rises
We must go deeper
Thanks for the links, but this tablet doesn’t get WiFi.
To all the knights battling the dragon within.
That did not go where I thought it would...
Never needed to be said more than now.
That’s what she said
Happy Friday
Do you feel this way today?
The official firearm of the Morning Dump Militia
How to defeat the beast.
Every problem worth solving starts out looking impossible.
Dog Hat Double Straw Eat Your Toes Grab Guns Lets Draw
WTF Cadbury
Me thinking it's Friday when it's Thursday morning
Ain't no rodeo like a beagle rodeo.
Reposting for posterity.
Let the truth be told, let the meek be bold. -- Lobstradamus
Boing
I’M A METAL FAN!!!
MFW I find, for the first time, a pornstar labeled "milf" who is younger than me
And I also expect to be asked to update Flash
It's not a repost, it's meme nostalgia.
Walk up some stairs, you cheap alloy greasewhore.
MRW my wife says Netflix is weird because she's still in Private Browsing mode
It's Fuck It Friday, so have some cat beards
It's not a repost, it's a rerun.
Millennials investing be like
Well this just made my morning.