taimaster

10059 pts ยท January 23, 2014


I'm just bored and Imgur keeps me less bored

At my old job, if you were sick, you had to call in at least 2 hours before your shift and call every day you are going to be out. On the third day, you are required to have a doctors note. Ain't no body got time and money fo dat

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And those same parents will complain that your pet is aggressive when it bites the little shit hitting it.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yea its annoying but they used it correctly. They're at a park filming a dinosaur.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh!! Thanks Trump for bringing prices of beef down!!! Brisket is $6.50/lbs here. /s

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf are you talking about? Adrenaline? He didn't pose a threat or battery. He straight said what is true. 1st amendment. Your argument that the cops adrenaline is short circuited, then they are unqualified when it comes from people's words.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I dont get it. Someone please explain

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is better than 3 penis wine?

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kinda hard to hear the beginning audio but it's something along the lines of "I used to raise chickens, but not anymore. (Audio unclear)...chicken for meat. ::cat starts getting close:: Yes, very good. Don't bite. Don't bit my hat."

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Giving you an upvote to get out of negatives. Don't blame you, my 25 year old nephew doesn't know who she is either.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ours was a point system. The bigger or more difficult the book, the points you got. And then you could redeem the points for pizza

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like my stomach if I havent eaten in a long time

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I finally got 8hrs of sleep last night. Doesn't feel like enough still.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im upvoting for awareness. Im catholic and fuck these nuns. My religion shouldn't be involved with politics and political laws shouldn't be based on any religion

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was 9 when this came out and I never got to see the scene. I then watched it after everyone went to sleep and wondered why my eyes were covered. Probably because they didn't want me to see her fall and I found it hilarious

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I said the same thing... in my head lol

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ok the "I'm rich too so I'll pass" line had me laughing. And then I got sad

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can't remember the event he won gold in or his name, but I remember the story of an athlete that won gold in the Olympics and also competes in worlds and nationals. He has sponsors but he had to pay his way to events and his regular day job was working at home depot to pay for his living and travels.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of the mma fight comic where the opponent starts with the Kamehameha and he forfeits because he didnt wanna find out

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Uh 1 /gallery/r6EzAHF

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 feel like it should be DJNKO, Unhemmed

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 is she going to stomp on him until he dies?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oooooo i see. I just thought i was looking at a modified ATAT Spider or something

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you want me to empty your pantry for the bananas?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/eNvUS-6PTbs Modern Talking - Cheri Cheri Lady

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or, take a look at the mermaids in the black lake in the Harry Potter movie.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My friend has full custody of his child, 13 y, mom has never paid for child support. Texas has done nothing to help or prosecute.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I had ordered KFC lastweek and it was the most soggy uncooked bater bland chicken I've ever had. I get my chicken from a fam owned place

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0