129 pts ยท May 29, 2017
Abed?
How did they get off the Asgardian ship after Thanos blew it up?
- the ever living
Holy shit, here comes Mongo,!
What is scented meat?
My wife's gonna kill me
World athletics championships
*densest
Yeah, but have you ever endured a kid telling you about some YouTube video? Jeez
Luxury. We had to pay three shillings a day to eat our selves whilst our dad poked us the eye with a pointed stick
Sticking googley eyes on a spork makes it sentient. What if I cum in a sock?
I've been using "keep on rockin'" on every workplace card for 16 years.
Lost my bichon a couple of weeks ago. I loved that cheeky little bastard. 14 years of fun. Sleep well old chum.
Saucy jack
It glows with anything
That's no moon!
Electric shaver needs charging
Now you've got some shit plastic toys you don't want
I always worried that if I ate and shat simultaneously, I would start a siphon like flow of fluid through my gut that I couldn't stop
Time is one hell of a drug
What rolls down stairsalone or in pairs,and over your neighbor's dog?What's great for a snack,And fits on your back?It's log, log, log
They only live about a year
That curry blend is going to be quite disappointing
Very good now eat your pube cake and get in the bear
How can she slap?
Panama papers story was shorter than fidget spinners
And a sweet platform game on the Amiga back in the 90s
Abed?
How did they get off the Asgardian ship after Thanos blew it up?
- the ever living
Holy shit, here comes Mongo,!
What is scented meat?
My wife's gonna kill me
World athletics championships
*densest
Yeah, but have you ever endured a kid telling you about some YouTube video? Jeez
Luxury. We had to pay three shillings a day to eat our selves whilst our dad poked us the eye with a pointed stick
Sticking googley eyes on a spork makes it sentient. What if I cum in a sock?
I've been using "keep on rockin'" on every workplace card for 16 years.
Lost my bichon a couple of weeks ago. I loved that cheeky little bastard. 14 years of fun. Sleep well old chum.
Saucy jack
It glows with anything
That's no moon!
Electric shaver needs charging
Now you've got some shit plastic toys you don't want
I always worried that if I ate and shat simultaneously, I would start a siphon like flow of fluid through my gut that I couldn't stop
Time is one hell of a drug
What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs,
and over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack,
And fits on your back?
It's log, log, log
They only live about a year
That curry blend is going to be quite disappointing
Very good now eat your pube cake and get in the bear
How can she slap?
Panama papers story was shorter than fidget spinners
And a sweet platform game on the Amiga back in the 90s