tavinjer

31221 pts · April 18, 2015


I create weird stuff and live

The best time to start stockpiling toilet paper was last week. The second best time is right now.

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#3 don’t worry it’s definitely nothing don’t ask any questions I wouldn’t worry at all

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Can confirm

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#15 the game Maneater, in which you’re a great white shark that eats mans, is also this vibe, with accompanying shark facts narrated by Chris Parnell

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SHIT me too, now

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I can’t help but feel like Aunt Tifa should be the figurehead of some kind of movement

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Awww it’s like a cute lil psychedelic sea urchin!

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#46 pretty sure we’ve all got a wasp inside of us when it really comes down to it and unfortunately that wasp is part of what makes us who we are and we simply wouldn’t be without it so it’s actually part of us and we just have to get over it

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Thaaaank you!

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does it mean???

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Unrelated to each other, actually

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Yes. He lived a double life

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Rather, you must ask yourself, “why am I not blowing the lids off milk jugs?”

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BEEEEEEES!!!! 😊

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I don’t recall exactly but I feel like the spirit of the story is that it wouldn’t matter what their motives were; we’ll fuck it all up ourselves regardless

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Realized the other day that Evangelion’s thesis is “if God showed up and tried to say hi we’d just keep building bigger guns until we could kill him”

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Oh right, my bad! Momentary lapse in mental connections between “Cody is Orthodox” and “As with many members of the Orthodox Church, Cody celebrates Easter when the Orthodox Church celebrates Easter”, my apologies

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No bread / risen pun? Aww. At least no raisin puns, though.

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#19 and that’s why they blacklisted him.

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I think he just posted “8 pm eastern time!” (haven’t fact checked tho) so. Whatever that means.

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You can only find out whether Easter is real if you are observing the inside of the box at all times

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Local human (I assume) asking questions already clearly answered in post

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Yeah but also do not eat the bananus

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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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#10 happy omsday.

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Whoever had “Trump makes Easter about him” on their bingo card, in hindsight it was pretty obvious

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NO DON’T DO THAT EITHER

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