technofiend

79080 pts ยท January 10, 2011


Supposedly she went naked under her skirt to break Seth Myers during her "Rebecca Larue, dating expert" skit. It wouldn't surprise me in the least because that woman works hard for her laughs. I still adore her Californians, Barbie and Dooneese skits.

4 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I deleted racistdoor because I got tired of curtain twitchers reporting every person of color, no matter the circumstances. No, Connie, I don't think that lawn crew is burglars casing your property.

20 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Bro, save some for the rest of us. And by that I mean garlic bread.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Just like a raccoon, you just set a trap and then gently relocate them. Then you surround your home in things that drive them away. So for a raccoon use a coyote trap and marshmallows and drive them 50 miles away. For edgelords, it's a tranq dart, a bus ticket to Albany and surrounding your home with goth chicks he's too afraid to talk to instead of coyote urine.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Only way I'll be able to afford a Spyder.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can only assume to keep them from running away

1 day ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Where is your daughter? Yikes, dude. Yikes.

1 day ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Doing the real work

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once had a customer call to complain his terminal no longer worked. When I got on site this was plugged in upside down. The hood was bent to hell and back so he could force it in place. I just clipped it off and soldered up a new one. Wish I'd hung on to the bent one just for the humor value.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Defund the government. More tax cuts for the rich and more corporate welfare. There, I summarized his platform into something a person with an 80 IQ can understand. Still beyond the average Trump voter but you're welcome anyway.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an addiction and it's all that matters to them. Other people do not. Source: Have 'em in my family. The next get is all that matters.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He also blocked the promotions of people of color to general for I'm sure are what entirely valid reasons. /s

5 days ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I've always wanted a convertible. This just adds to it.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Feckless driver, more like

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kim Basinger in Cool World looked absolutely amazing. I don't know if she hired a plastic surgeon or made a deal with the devil.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

A witch! But seriously I'm happy for them both.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

okay but just church tongue not porn tongue.

1 week ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Ok I've heard of crotch fruit but never seen it in action.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What did you say about my momma?!

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Doing her God-given duty od embarrassing her daughter as much as possible. Top notch parenting.

1 week ago | Likes 272 Dislikes 2

Vets are just "suckers and losers" according to Trump. November can't come fast enough.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sorry that was over a decade ago. I no longer remember.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The majority of it is inside the foot, so you'd need to cut away or freeze a lot of flesh to get to it all. Treating it with Bleomycin injections lets you target the wart without all the tissue removal.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He also tapped the crumbs over where he set the bag down! Animal!

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Right? Same. Normally we're the touring equivalent of Chernobyl.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As someone who used the public water feature at a Los Angeles beach to wash off their bare feet and ended up with plantar warts that had to be removed via chemotherapy injections - which BTW just numbing the feet hurt like a motherfucker - yeah "Naaaaaaoaaaaur'.

1 week ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

1 week ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

They shrink?!

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Full grown man baby talking full grown dog? We've all been there.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1