tektree

1984 pts · November 2, 2013


I make beer for a living and music for fun. I would be happy to share either.

Called Craftsman houses and very common in Portland. Many don't realize they are called that just because Craftsman was the Sears tool brand

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Yeah it's hard. Thank you, I appreciate that. I'm glad you get to spend the day with your family.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 I'd have a full human mouth worth of loose teeth. Not sure how to weaponize that. Also some sea creatures and a mouse, not super helpful

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#35 this is from Night Before Christmas. Putting your finger on the side of your nose and winking indicates that you know a secret and 1/?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who are these people

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some of those things seemed like they had already been shredded and compressed

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am really amazed that this took 5 months to make

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to think this sort of thing mattered a lot, but at this point, who cares...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can make my tongue really thick

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Work smart, not hard

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Voodoo donuts are bad

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

#27 is a toaster oven, not a microwave

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That dude smokes weed

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently they promoted him today to Deputy Sergeant-at-Arms, according to wikipedia

5 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I had a pallet of full kegs break for the same reason. It was loud.

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5 tablespoons does not seem like enough black pepper for this

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Those are barely pants

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#18 What class is this supposed to be from? Where do we get this trope that professors are zen wizards and classes are about deep truths?

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I drive a 28 year old second hand corolla full of rust spots and mechanics love working on it and it runs great

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That looks like a sled pulling event, lots of catastrophic engine failures from sled pulling on youtube

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck those people

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What is "getting engaged?" Don't you propose, and then you are engaged? What is this "planning to plan to marry" thing?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

you likely already have access to the vocal track. Unless they released an instrumental.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, in order to get the instrumentals 180° out of phase you need to have the instrumental portion without the vocals, in which case 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Notw that it prints a barcode so you can pay. The scanning is likely just so the machine can tell what product you want.

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I am not sure that this is abuse of the system. You are paying for the soap anyway. Bulk shops exist and let you bring your vessel 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Jackass kids think it is fun to push cows over at night.

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This is why you need to properly put out a fire. Dumping water on top can lead to smoldering underground and the fire can travel via roots.

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