terrytoad

6684 pts · April 25, 2014


Let's just say that I get dad jokes, and grandpa jokes.

Saved your life as in gave you a purpose or pulled you out of a fire a la Lassie?

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Man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.

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Aladdin Sane.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't even know what to say except damn.

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Looks like a Weimaraner with dachshund pups? Although the brown pup does have his/her eyes.

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And beef is cattle, mutton is sheep. Calling it venison doesn't make you a follower.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So Imgurians actually advised you how to increase your semen output? I love this place.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not to mention the rotary dial telephone.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Gauge

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It already is; it's called Congress.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Self portrait.

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Do you go to school at Electric Razor U?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Strictly imo but preferred acting and style of Swedish version and I am not Swedish.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good eye.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was way better.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey I have one of those, $8.99 swap meet.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" should be the Swedish version. Much better version.

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"This makes me very angry, very angry indeed."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really am fun at parties, when I'm drunk and not holding the Sensible Stick.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Must be a poisonous bugger.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nope, Eddie Paskey.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stuart was a cool dude. Cancer has taken so many of my friends and family.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pâté chinois is what I call it although I use corn instead of peas and carrots.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I forgot that music has been shitty for a long time.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dogs are amazing. Mine turns 16 next month and although she isn't as active she still shows love like she always has.

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I feel like he would have looked like this in 10 years. Really good job.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay then, cool. Have a great Christmas.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could have splurged on a new roll of wrapping paper.

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Northernlion ftw.

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