theflawedone

1183 pts ยท May 30, 2015


I like funny shit.

5 gum commercial

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you vote straight republican, then it's early cut off at 62.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does it even have a tongue?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#34 Wait. You're supposed to look away?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Hmm, what color is the brain?"

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a bunch of honkey talk to me.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I said 'We got orbs' out loud. Glad I'm not the only one to notice.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

When she's done drinking?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sulfuric acid in the lungs just seems like a bad way to go.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's letting you know he's a spitter.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've thought the same thing, my SO and I were looking to live on a sail boat and this is what worries me, that is a lot of energy.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#3 Can't even be bothered to find a holster for a 1911? You deserve to lose a cheek and your gun.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, the fat guy in me (and out of me) got sad when the slab of chocolate shell fell. ITS THE BEST PART HOW COULDYOULETTHISHAPPEN?!?!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good to see these BlueBell commercials are changing direction, Grandma knowing how to video call was setting unrealistic expectations.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That and the sudden feeling of you turd cutter clenching so tight/fast it pulls a vacuum, that seal being the only thing holding back bowels

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, anyone that has been on a compressor deck when a breaker trips knows that sound, you feel/hear it through ear plugs and ear muffs.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you not?

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Or less, depending on how long we have left.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

CONSUME

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Same, when I was keto I was drinking the salsa. Not sure why heat quit hitting but it would calm my sweet tooth when I would consume it.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Eventually.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

New season of Black Mirror is already out?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I do this a lot, which I should probably keep to myself... being a guy and all

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is a high paying gig but a delta P death seems like a terrible way to go.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

They hit me with propofol for an extraction, I woke up with a knee on my chest and the dental 'surgeon' hammering a chisel into my mouth.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, a spaghetti round would even do that.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 I read that as 'ziplock bag being undone'. Come on, who doesn't talk dirty to a bag of goldfish from time to time.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0