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59115 pts ยท December 22, 2015


Aero-Cnidarian (noun): A sentient, gelatinous organism that thrives in the upper troposphere, utilizing internal sacs of self-generated methane to achieve buoyancy. Often referred to as "Sky Jellies," these air-breathing creatures possess pulsating bells and long, dangling tentacles that feed on airborne microorganisms and electromagnetic energy.

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Ah fuck! I stared at this for a good 10 seconds watching it dry. SMH

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Wow! Nice

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Smash mouth. I liked the song so I bought the album. So disappointed. Now I hate the song and the album and the band and the word smashmouth so much that when I hear the song I kick myself in the balls

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A live hand grenade

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He's a mudder

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Let the owner of the dog know that you want to contact their homeowners insurance to open up a claim. They'll pay all your medical bills plus compensate for lost time

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California magpie

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Northern California Magpies

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Dirty car in my garage?

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HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

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Fick Trump

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Florida

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How tight are you holding it?

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What's the difference between pink and purple?...

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