themexicanwave

19050 pts · September 12, 2013


Mostly lurker, sometimes commenter and drunken cheeky cunt.

God. Dark memories of high school. Absolutely hated Shakespeare.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bought a house and paid it off early. Mummy found it through her real estate empire and daddy gave me a small gift of 500k. If I can do it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh you need to just stop being poor. /s

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I don’t understand any of this. And I’m gonna keep it that way. One less thing to worry about that I have zero control over. Have a nice day

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

What a man. What he did is truly special.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve had the same Magic Mouse for years. Used a fucking lot and it’s battery hasn’t degraded at all. It lasts for months and charges fast

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come to Scotland. Constantly pishin doon.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Republican Jesus spoke to her. And lo he did say “make that bank and fuck the poor”

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. I was 6.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Simpler times. Before The Orange One. Before the Great War of Wokeness.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What in the actual fuck

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m sure his children will admire and respect him for this.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don’t be giving Bezos any fucking ideas @OP.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have an open world sci-fi game that I create in my head when I’m struggling to sleep. Distracts me from other thoughts and off I drift.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s true, but still. The deep fakes I saw were so much better than the original effort.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad was catholic. Committed suicide. Priest said he went to hell.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fool me once…

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Takes hood off. Oh. It’s, kinda Luke.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 8

How stoned was Jake Gyllenhall there?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If that family has any sense he won’t be back. The internet will find out.

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Everything I hear about this ‘healthcare system’ disgusts me.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How’s that working out for you and your party of scumbags?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

*You’re. As in you’re a wank. Also, you’re a prick. Sometimes also used as you’re a streak of pish. Occasionally, formally, you’re a moron.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wait? What? Teachers in the greatest nation on earth need two fucking jobs??

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The ones that went all that way and ended up in Australia.... “fuck”.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have it for my kids.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0