2364 pts ยท May 21, 2012
To be fair, it's probably a spoofed number that he was replying to, so the person reading those has no context or idea what's going on.
Is this a Banana eel?
Leather bound books and rich particle board.
What a wild ride! Thanks for sharing!
I'm dad and I'm pressed.
Either you're also a brother, a very masculine sister or your brother is a feminine man. I'm not quite sure...
Peek-e-boo final boss brutal mode.
And I shall be known as Lil Dingleberry. Y'all ain't got shit on me but I got a little shit on you.
She would be correct in laughing at my dance moves. As a 35 y/o introverted white male, she definitely got moves.
Have open face helmet. Ride through a swarm of bees. New destination, ride to helmet store. Buy a full helmet and sena Bluetooth. Love life.
TIL how to use a wheelchair top end up in one, tranny Gollum is creepy af and never play soccer with an iron soccer ball.
Patton Oswalt had a certain way with words that paints an eccentric picture full of depression and humor.
I see a little silhouette of a man
The name of his Asian counter part? Yu Rang?
So far he has enough for an eraser.
Spiders don't fly...
I think this is called dividing by zero.
Looks like an ass toad
Save the cheerleader, save the world.
Pet cemetery in the ass
My grandfather was a dick. No really. His name was Richard.
This looks nothing like the trailers I've seen.
I'll be honest, I have no idea what I'm looking at.
Battleship
Thanks Jack Bauer
Shut up, Meg
What am I looking at? Nania business.
Quit ruining it for the guys. We don't care about facts. It's an excuse to have more sex.
Look at that chin. That's my fetish.
And here I thought she was just an average woman wearing average clothes for an Amazon ad.
To be fair, it's probably a spoofed number that he was replying to, so the person reading those has no context or idea what's going on.
Is this a Banana eel?
Leather bound books and rich particle board.
What a wild ride! Thanks for sharing!
I'm dad and I'm pressed.
Either you're also a brother, a very masculine sister or your brother is a feminine man. I'm not quite sure...
Peek-e-boo final boss brutal mode.
And I shall be known as Lil Dingleberry. Y'all ain't got shit on me but I got a little shit on you.
She would be correct in laughing at my dance moves. As a 35 y/o introverted white male, she definitely got moves.
Have open face helmet. Ride through a swarm of bees. New destination, ride to helmet store. Buy a full helmet and sena Bluetooth. Love life.
TIL how to use a wheelchair top end up in one, tranny Gollum is creepy af and never play soccer with an iron soccer ball.
Patton Oswalt had a certain way with words that paints an eccentric picture full of depression and humor.
I see a little silhouette of a man
The name of his Asian counter part? Yu Rang?
So far he has enough for an eraser.
Spiders don't fly...
I think this is called dividing by zero.
Looks like an ass toad
Save the cheerleader, save the world.
Pet cemetery in the ass
My grandfather was a dick. No really. His name was Richard.
This looks nothing like the trailers I've seen.
I'll be honest, I have no idea what I'm looking at.
Battleship
Thanks Jack Bauer
Shut up, Meg
What am I looking at? Nania business.
Quit ruining it for the guys. We don't care about facts. It's an excuse to have more sex.
Look at that chin. That's my fetish.
And here I thought she was just an average woman wearing average clothes for an Amazon ad.