thoep

29884 pts ยท August 31, 2014


Was just in maui last week. Didn't make it to Oahu. Next time! I'll definitely be back.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My uncle once told me that birds fly upside down and shit on themselves in West Virginia.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hooooold up. Key fab? Is it not fob? Is this another one of those soda vs pop things?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Ruin the flow?! I put it on a tee!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who, praytell, is this Bophades? And what wisdom does this great philosopher offer?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Harry Maguire!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last one reminded me of this shot from Yaya:

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is nicer to have it on than not. Gravity is not always your friend.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well let me tell you about how you'll smell the part where they cauterize the tubes!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same but it was my nervous nonsense dialogue lol.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, typically. Just localized numbing. The doc did mention that some men need to be given general anesthesia but it's rare.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a minor panic attack during the numbing and he had to stop for 10 mins. When he came back in to finish numbing I was mostly good to go

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea i might be somewhat similar in that regard. He had to ask the nurse to go get more lidocaine. But it did eventually work.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just the first part with the numbing shots sucked for me. After that it was a breeze.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't get any prescriptions. Just a complimentary jock strap.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Better than any ice pack

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 weeks later I'm still walking like that!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Exactly. People have no sense of privacy these days.

3 years ago | Likes 253 Dislikes 12

You've clearly never had burnt popcorn.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Iirc it's because if he admitted to being a witch then they could claim all of his property that would otherwise go to his family.

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

People don't vote for people, they vote for the letter next to their name.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That would be nice.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can't wait to go to the theater and see "Chris Pratt doing the hand thing to stop dinosaurs part 3".

3 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 1

Interesting fact?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: the Truman show was filmed in Matt Gaetz's childhood home in Florida.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Starting to wonder if "Q" is just some guy on the Dallas tourism board.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have two. That's just how it seems to me.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably more likely that the mom handed it to her before she started filming for the internet points.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 19

No human noses. Think of the dogs!

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Or their own!

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