tomzombie

9631 pts ยท November 6, 2012


Chaosopher of the Order of the Drunken Masters cabal (retired)

came here to say this. well done

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there is! lol

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really expected a "your mom" joke

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#30 Okay. I laughed. +1

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm wrapping my mind around the idea of tennis hooligans now. here's your updoot

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

^ I got real lucky

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bed is important! I love bed!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 I have had this dream many times and I totally agree. And think of the cosplay

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah. feel this hard. I'm sad and hurt and I still want to help but I'm lost and scared and everything feels horrible. I'm worried about friends, family, myself, and strangers. I can't stop though. it'll likely destroy me but I can't stop

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 yes to all of that

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 really feel this one Potato

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've used that line nearly verbatim. "Hey I'm letting you know I'll be on vacation on these dates"

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#11 I swore if I found this quickly on amazon it was going to become my go to wtf random gift

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love her YT channel

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#22 truth. POS blinds

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#17 you know whats up

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 and one special dark chocolate one!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

swap god with admin

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#24 why isn't that aligned properly? it makes me sangry

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#15 have you met my nemesis: alcohol?

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#12 oof that hits something special

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#3 seriously

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really like these. +1

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#43 yes it would have made it invicible however they would have had to by law pluck each ratchet strap and recite the verbal component "well that's not going anywhere". Then it couldn't go anywhere and that is a bad design flaw for a submarine

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#42 oof that one hits hard

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

saving me one dump at a time

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thanks for these. I've needed new wallpaper

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't care if you are AI or not, that cat is glorious!

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0