Yum, I guess?
Marriage summed up in one text
Have you tried asking him politely to leave?
When the customer asks to speak to your manager and they say the same thing as you.
I love Scotland
It's not about you.
Dogception ????
Got dem late night munchies
What a stinker
Hair raising
Viz Dump
Becoming a vegetarian is a missed steak
He's got a point
On Christmas Eve santa covers our door with wrapping paper so the kids have to burst through to get their presents
Triggered",
Saw a remote control buggy today! Someone should really be looking after that baby though...
Reebeaks on, I just do it
Well, shit.
"A vocabulary smaller than an upturned calculator."
Loch Morlich, Scotland: the highest beach in the UK
Patiently awaiting the EU referendum results with my mate Lionel
Punbelievable
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Uncanny
The Queen's View, Scotland
No adulting for me. No, sir, not today!
No expensive dentistry required!
Escape from victory
Spring has sprung in Scotland
People will go to any lengtheneth to get crap tattoos
Chris, Simpsons Artist
This is not the greatest car in the world. No. This is just a...
A diet I can work with
Some of us were having more fun than others during our recent trip to the zoo
When the phonetic alphabet goes wrong
Santa? I KNOW HIM!!!!
To the people who upvote new comments at the bottom of the 2000 others on FP posts
5/7
Have you ever taken off any sweet jumps?
Punderful
MRW it's 3am and my 2 year old has been crying for 22 hours
It's Rabbie Burns day so have a picture of a rare wild haggis
save yourself...it's too late for me
The Borrowers on Gogglebox
Better safe than sorry
Can you spell icup?
Leo's victory speech
I'm sure they don't do it on porpoise.
Scottish: the most eloquent language of them all
Can't argue with that