traken

19442 pts ยท January 24, 2013


Walmart. What a surprise.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's actually what made me think about it. Haha

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha, that's similar to my situation. I'm a tub, but heck if I don't have some chiseled calves.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What about with the addition of some fava beans a nice chianti?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's how the songs get stuck in your head.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

....May I see it?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

.... May I see it?

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

China is asshoe.

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 7

Cross-hatching, I believe.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

December Firth.

5 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 1

Looks like an espresso tamper.

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

I can already hear the farting sounds.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Boil em, mash em, stick em in your poo.

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

That'll make her wet for sure.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I didn't know Walmart was a state.

6 years ago | Likes 689 Dislikes 3

Eternal milk. It never expires.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You mean scaroused.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That appears to be some sort of single-shot potato shotgun.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We scrolled too greedily and too deep.

6 years ago | Likes 668 Dislikes 2

Can they invent one that makes one's sports team play better by yelling?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Today is a good day for pie.

6 years ago | Likes 251 Dislikes 2

We have Mountain Dew or crab juice.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

....sigh. +1

6 years ago | Likes 637 Dislikes 5

The dog appears to prefer blue raspberry. Got all the way to the nougaty center on that one.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'd do it, but I took an arrow to the knee.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Depending on the type of phone he has, does anyone have the ability to log in and track its location?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, the joys of molten sugar burns.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Alright, kids! Hop in!

6 years ago | Likes 1363 Dislikes 7

I could use that on a tshirt.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0