transomware

11371 pts · May 15, 2022


If you can’t make a gender from scratch, store bought is fine!

Shaggy memes are like junk food. Are they the healthiest thing to consume? Nope. But are we going to consume them anyway because they’re exactly what we’re craving? Absolutely.

7 hours ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Demon Slayer

19 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t follow.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone help with my budget:
$200/month Dog food
$50/month gym membership
$3,500 month Saratoga water
$160 Gas

The water is non-negotiable

1 day ago | Likes 212 Dislikes 3

Instructions unclear, just peed in my cup…

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Witnessed!!

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

‘fraid so. Didn’t use to be, but hey neither did most platforms in the beginning. Is it maybe the lesser of eight evils? Sure. But between the “endless scrolling”, forced ads, bots, etc., we’re there.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That beak is getting awfully close to her vajoozle biscuit

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

1 bed/1 bath apartment with floor to ceiling windows and indoor pool! $5000/month, call to inquire.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like quite the birden…

4 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

“For the love of god, Montresor!”

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I see this as a win-win scenario

1 week ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 3

2 weeks ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

Wow that dude she’s dancing with looks just like my dad!

2 weeks ago | Likes 195 Dislikes 1

Yeah the rats are the sellers, what’s the problem?

2 weeks ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

“Russian helicopter, go fuck yourself”

2 weeks ago | Likes 315 Dislikes 2

Yeah it was certainly not the Lucy Liu efficiency expert office scene that awakened things for me…

2 weeks ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 3

This a courtroom? No? Then stop judging me

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This kind of observation is redundant, you end up just going in circles.

3 weeks ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Everyone I know does injections for E because they say it works better than the same or higher dose in pills. I personally can’t stand needles so I’ll stick with my lovely tablets..

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I’m uh… I’m gonna let the front page deal with this… delicacy?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I second what PlacentaEaters said

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ram has yet to see morale improve

3 weeks ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Man this game blows…

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Come on TARS!!!

3 weeks ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

Poor thing got played like a fiddle…

4 weeks ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

If it’s not usually there for aircraft, it’s probably a weather alert like dense fog or something more severe

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Still a better story than twilight.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well hotdog that was the worst thing I’ve seen today! Let the front page deal with this.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0