two7even

1187 pts ยท September 3, 2014


How many of us kissed our own fingers to test the illusion? *raises hand*

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Just beware the Hydra Penis. Break the head off one, and two emerge!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It makes me hear her voice all low and distorted in my head

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

We... are Grout

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And Richmond, and Adelaide, and Wellington, and Oxford, and King. Damn this British influence!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MOOOOOORE?!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

When bunnies die, their souls become pixels

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Set the Force to stun!

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

That's Buckingham Palace!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ummm wait... Was Iguana on the menu for the Cayman Islands?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunate friendly fire casualty

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We... are Loot

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to feed seagulls jumbo hot dogs that were the length of their bodies. They'd swallow those suckers whole. This reminded me of that

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You better find yourself some nitroglycerin and lava

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And thus the design for the Sock Monkey was born

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does she squirt ink?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stay-awake-staring-at-the-ceiling-for-4-more-hours-time

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#teamdaniel

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is why your Dentist always asks you if you floss

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd be Krillin. And yes, androids have feelings! They're real peoples too! *sobs*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They've also ruled in support of clit enhancement surgery?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But the rims.. The rims are so clean

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look, it's Calvin Klein!

11 years ago | Likes 798 Dislikes 1

Running over cardboard boxes just went from satisfying to terrifying.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Even while under heavy fire, the suicide balooner does not waiver from his mission

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then Captain Thesaurus needs to provide me with another word for f#&@

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In stuck internally chanting "up down up down up down up down". Someone please save me

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To Wing's Landing!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't he be fantasizing about a bag of sand? I mean... That's what they feel like right?

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1