twofingerdoubletap

35413 pts · May 5, 2015


I do stuff.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Me love this post long time

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It’s exactly like this all the time. Source: I have 3 kids under 7.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I saw most of those in the theater.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Right? The skin is not much thicker than a soup can.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah those are awful numbers. It was pretty hairy before long range escorts.

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I duuno, that kinda sucks. I have a kid that age and would never do that. Not safe.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 24

Challenge accepted and accomplished, though, I did have to nap beforehand.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not ashamed but I am physically distressed. I'll stop now. Maybe.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

199 grams remaining in the bag, and about 1/3 of the bag now empty, it looks like I've eaten 66.3333. Plus or minus as some are broken.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So I broke out the food scale. (Pecans are in a ziplock baggie, a gift from a friend.) At an average weight of 3 grams each, and about

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well, in order to give you the most accurate answer, I've once again stopped eating them to perform some research. 47 (in) was a guess...

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I just stopped eating candied pecans say hi. I can tell you are gift to the planet. Thanks for sharing your wonderful face. 47 pecans...ugh

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I recently returned a bottle. It only contained 935 islands.

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Marching cheese

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Biden admin eats kids and dogs

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I’m sorry. I truly am.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you. ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lost my mom to dementia. Shits fucked. I’m still not right after 8 years.

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Fair enough!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alexa, what time is it? And done

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Will your pecker get bigger?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

61 and have a 1 year old. My fucking knees.

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