ubermonkey21

92008 pts · July 14, 2012


A Tardigrad dance club is needed in such times.

Points 667
Comments 37
Views 21065

The Beholder saw everything

Points 27
Comments 3
Views 1110

For a second i thought he was build-a-bear

Points 31
Comments 2
Views 954

Wombat's pouches face backwards

Points 1129
Comments 64
Views 37642

Korean Fried Coke

Points 14
Comments 2
Views 874

I bet a diet coke that Benjamin Franklin will be removed from the 100$ bill because get this, he wasn’t even a president

Points 30
Comments 4
Views 800

Noooo! They're all going to laugh at you! (Anyone remember comedy albums?)

Points 344
Comments 37
Views 18327

Not going to lie...

Points 1524
Comments 108
Views 48412

We are the sweatiest creatures because we are persistent hunters, not because of Taco Bell's Crunchwrap Supreme with creamy jalapeño sauce and Guacamole.

Points 29
Comments 19
Views 1595

The introverts here will leave no comment, curse me under their breaths cause they know it's, and begrudgingly upvote the post. They will then scan the comments for the best insults from the extroverts who claim to be introverts.

Points 12
Comments 8
Views 747

Who wants to get a head of lettuce ready?

Points 843
Comments 98
Views 33276

Lest test out these new imgur servers. I'm walking here

Points 33
Comments 14
Views 1048

White Chicks 2 promos

Points 42
Comments 4
Views 1931

When I win the lottery, I wouldn't say anything but there would be signs

Points 876
Comments 46
Views 28528

Speedboat go brrrrrr

Points 49
Comments 38
Views 1685

Whoopi- freakin-doo. I have evolved into the Grinch

Points 26
Comments 5
Views 781

This one trick will help you survive a knife fight- Sean Connery probably

Points 671
Comments 33
Views 25947

Top comment will be the guy reacting to Beethoven dropping a new single.

Points 39
Comments 20
Views 1477

Bitch, I'm a cow!

Points 30
Comments 11
Views 966

Boys being boys

Points 21
Comments 7
Views 1207

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.

Points 1116
Comments 141
Views 50132

Red Rover now requires a waver

Points 1143
Comments 86
Views 43424

Needed a new reaction because of RHM...and THT...and Wednesday Christina Ricci

Points 2
Comments 6
Views 879

The Scots really do have an unique style of profanity

Points 1493
Comments 138
Views 48952

So subtle.

Points 1025
Comments 59
Views 42522

The same thing happened to me?!? No one likes a play doh thief Kevin!

Points 60
Comments 11
Views 1658

My childhood pool was apparently filthy. Fuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn

Points 23
Comments 7
Views 1045

Coffee, bringing the dead back to life one cup at a time

Points 19
Comments 2
Views 1185

When 420 gives you the Ménage à trois 69 vibes

Points 1042
Comments 47
Views 43172

Maybe ice cream gives joy. And RHM

Points 887
Comments 67
Views 38032

We might have the same mother

Points 35
Comments 14
Views 1294

A little bit of hope for the future

Points 2353
Comments 259
Views 69684

"Satire"

Points 797
Comments 57
Views 12206

Funny enough I have the same hat

Points 1949
Comments 127
Views 58819

Don't worry Jerry Newman from across the street is watching and will be voting the opposite.

Points 52
Comments 12
Views 1633

Money > Values

Points 32
Comments 19
Views 792

Nailed it! Now 2025.....too many nails!

Points 756
Comments 48
Views 27921

I did not.

Points 49
Comments 24
Views 1367

Come see the glory that is the Acorn

Points 56
Comments 3
Views 314

Now me!

Points 774
Comments 96
Views 38800

If you wear rose coloured glasses, red flags just look like flags...hmmm...she said what?...really...huh...Well I never

Points 616
Comments 43
Views 34432

My 16th favourite and prophecy fulfilled.

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 358

This seems revalent for some reason

Points 2070
Comments 170
Views 70700

My mum said no

Points 2046
Comments 188
Views 55650

I'd watch a remake of Disney's Robin Hood animation with just turtles. Just four turtles. And a rat. And they are ninjas

Points 62
Comments 9
Views 1293

BG3 might be out of ideas

Points 15
Comments 7
Views 872

So that Key and Peele bit with all the football players was or wasn't a joke

Points 18
Comments 2
Views 746

Remember bravery only exists when there is fear. The next step is burning it all down

Points 1
Comments 6
Views 642

See USA. This what you do with fascists. The Brazilian got there before you. Brazil!

Points 44
Comments 8
Views 693

Merry Christmas from Ramsi. He will not be sharing his gorilla with you.

Points 28
Comments 1
Views 201

I too have a cheese hole

Points 69
Comments 18
Views 1574

One for Tweetie, one for Sweetie, one for Petey, and finally, one for FRANK. Roll for initiative

Points 769
Comments 114
Views 39596

The 2024 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards finalists. Voting for the People's Choice Award started on 26th September! There are 44 choices!

Points 25
Comments 1
Views 837
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