unclefishbits

338450 pts ยท July 15, 2012


I am just this guy, you know?

Italian reactivity? Balsamic no-go-getter?

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Finally understanding that governments never represent you and are simply yoked to the criminality of a madman who has senile

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Perfect. Always bothers me. Frank would HATE these guys.

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I don't like these type of meme templates, but this is a supposition not a statement of fact. What's the over-under on this literally being what happens in a few hours?

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This is the energy of the entire planet Earth right now.

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Remember, if you ever meet a dude that seems to be really into Minecraft trapdoors, he probably covered up a swastika.

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This is a great account, Art But Make It Sports.

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If you didn't watch Harvey over Easter weekend, still watch it. It's one of the most sweet, kind, and perfect films to hand over a life philosophy or two. =)

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My bodybuilder wife did my macros, and I realize I've a minor eating disorder for a 6'6", 235lb dude and need to be eating 1,200 - 2,300 *MORE* calories a day. 230 grams of protein? COME ON.

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Stupid science fiction stupidly predicting the stupid future.

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It is so WILD the people tricked into voting for Trump because they believed Kamala would send them to war? They're the ones doing this. LOL His "people" have got to be SO furious.

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Feels really precarious when your intended enemy seems to be more reliable than your own media and speaks truth.

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Sorry to sum up technocrats, billionaires, politics, the economy, the manosphere, jordan peterson and joe rogan, and legitimately everything else awful right now... in 12 words.

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You get a cyberpunk dystopia, and YOU get a cyberpunk dystopia, AND YOU GET A CYBERPUNK DYSTOPIA.

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Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Tobias Funke's card.

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Someone on bluesky asked, "what's some funny old school stuff from before Twitter was ruined", and I've laughed mighty hard, people.

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Sound of RFK cutting off an animal part:

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This dude is a pedophile criminal idiot sundowning, crashing out. Now he's saying like 4 psycho contradicting things in single sentences, & for-profit billionaire media is still sanewashing and crafting narratives... but when does it all fall apart?

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Prove me wrong: Nutella just got the most incredible product placement in human history, on Artemis II. It wasn't a paid ad? The associated $$$ from this shot, for them, is insane, into perpetuity.

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Since the '70s billionaire elites have been constructing a takeover of reality and they accomplished it.

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I'm pretty sure this guy is messing around with his oven

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American politics, at this point.

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This is not meant as investment advice. (also it's a joke, just to be sure, my fine fellows)

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Abuela in the back.

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Fresh day old memes twofer dumper.

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The absolutely wild tone-deafness and lack of self-awareness is bolstered by cognitive dissonance, selective perception, and confirmation bias.

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Explain the God you believe in, and *I mean it*. You believe in God? How is it not a psychopathic madman delegating suffering and pain for pleasure for profit?

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This "Corporate Retreat" that is Jury Duty Season 2 is so ridiculously funny. I work in hotels, this ain't no ad. That they just redefined the words "gray area" FOREVER.

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It is so weird that Q-Anon was a projected hallucination deliberately created by Epstein / MAGA people to divert from reality, and they had one of these for Mike Pence, but it should be for the elite class that rigged reality.

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Oh. Pardon! I thought Trump staged an assassination attempt on his life that killed two people for the photo op, but turns out he just has creams we don't have access to. This is the most angry I get about the media not even *trying*. Ears don't grow back

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Frat guys when ordering Malibu rum.

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This won't mean much to some of you, but the US 30-year fixed rate mortgage averages 6.38% now. Highest in a bit.

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Pro life, amirite?

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Once you get over the complexity of the duality of existence, it gets sort of fun.

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Biden's Presidency was SO DOPE. Man, I miss him.

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This guy ruins everything

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He looks like a dog.

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I am wondering how much is senility fog vs deliberate lying for market manipulation.

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I assume any dumbass relative that still supports him isn't up for a conversation, right?

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Credit Twonks for nailing it. Although it does sound like the Iranian war is shutting down Rosie. Which is a sentence that people will need to diagram in the future.

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