9th panic attack of the night... ugh
Happy National Puppy Day from my best boy Cookie!
Fuck the US healthcare system...
I just finished my first class of the semester! A gruesome four week psychology class. I did it all despite my personal life being shit! 1 class down and 4 to go!
MRW I see that John Cleese is coming to my city to do a screening of the Holy Grail!
Dallas Cowboys posted this on Facebook
My pupper passed away at 3:30 this afternoon.
So it has been nine years since I met this goofball. He is on Imgur now and I hope he sees this. This is what I deal with but I love it all the same.
Me coming into work tomorrow after drinking like a dehydrated Irishman.
My Fiancé Face when I introduced a bigger buddy for the strap on.
Y’all I just completed another class. A months worth in 5 hours. I got a 96 as my grade. Goodnight y’all.
MRW I notice that the kids born in 1996 can legally drink in the US.
Me turning in a paper two minutes before the deadline.
I don't have a pupper but I have a senior doggo. His name is Odie and he is 13 years old!
MRW my Uncle tells me I am going to Hell for going to Planned Parenthood.
MFW I see that I am a Google Doodle
So I drew a picture...
Just finished a shit done of homework and a project due today. Good night y'all!
When I realized that I have put more work into a online virtual Hogwarts' homework than my real college homework.
I went to the UK this week with a stop in Scotland. I also met this fluffy cow!
The Weather Radar is Flipping Me Off. Fuck You too Rain!
MRW my mom tells a story at family dinner of something that happened to me three years ago.
Here is to the psychologist that finally gave me an answer about what the fuck is wrong with me.
I had to have dinner with family tonight.
The best childhood ruining thread ever!
Well... happy mother's day to you too mom...
New sun visor!
So I made a thing today!
Happy 96th Birthday Betty White!
Saw this on a Facebook garage sell page.
MRW I find an old porn video I used to get off to.
Anyone down for some CAH?
Me coming home after a visit to the UK.
A gift from a new friend!
Congrats Dirk Nowitzki for hitting 30,000 points!
Dear Betty White, Your birthday is in two days. Please...
When I find out that guacamole isn't extra.
So I got this in the mail today!
I got the best lego set tonight! Thanks santa!
Never fails to make me laugh!
MRW I see a bunch of pictures of Brendan Fraser on the FP this morning.
I don't have a pupper but does Imgur like senior doggos?
Happy 95th Birthday Betty White!
My mom was diagnosed with Thyroid cancer today.
That's a bit harsh don't you think?
MRW as a Dallas Cowboys fan and I root for the Eagles so we can clench.
I'm done being a sad sack of fat.
Happy 94th birthday Stan Lee!
Since chat is a thing now...
Need a good laugh tonight?
So fucking jittery. STHAP BODY!
Santa! Thank you!
It makes me feel powerful!
Watching the Oscars tonight.