When your farmer's cheese cracks one of its old jokes
shoot me
Best DJ name ever?
When you feeling extra kinky...
ok, ok, jeez! (posted on the stair entrance)
kinda hate the confession bear too
When I put on pants a size too small
settin' the celebration bar a little low, aren't we?
fancy fans
none of that full salty bullshit. and with selery to boot! your turn Wolfgang Puck.
the forgetfulness of nuns (banana for scale)
hey, I almost ran into your mom's car just now.
and here i am only collecting stamps...
I was very happy with this
there's ol' Jafar infringing on copyrights again. pimping out Iago like it's 1999.
yea, but do you do chipmunks?
calvin and hobbes insight (or not)
rehearsal was weird. couldn't figure out what the little dude was thinking... (when you see it)
i think i'm ready for another degree
if your mom were a bird... (impossible. to. not. post...help!..)
peas and beans - dying. please help!
Chicago parking enforcement now personalizes tickets with fun recommendations!
scariest dump I've ever taken
that's no error i ever heard of (hi, son)
which one of you turkeys loved the crap out of this shit like i did?
Whistler's grandma (retired in florida, of course)
finally re-arranged the ol' kit. took a bit of doing, but i feel good behind it now. for the moment, anyway. :)
...if you're brave enough
fuck yea! i WIN! eat it, mofos! oh... wait...
they're VERY good
few will care, but my local drum store (vic's in chicago) did this bozzio replica a few months ago. took this pic recently.
alright.. let me take another hit then. thanks Kellogg's!
listening on the way to work. and loving it.
some things pretty much photoshop themselves! :)
miraculous calorie gummies! are you on a diet AND want your vitamins? buy today!!!
first gardening attempt. feedback or advice please.
happens more than i'd like to admit
damn it, costco! i thought i was getting cranberry flavored pomegranates!
who knew there were so many Asians in Canada?
ooohhh!!! THAT'S how those work!...
you too, little guy!
what a shitty bus! (I'll see myself out...)
9 yrs late, but suck it anyway, bitches! saved the princess and everything!
honey, i'm taking the train today. (saw this driving in to work today and lol'ed a bit)
poor little guy! i always felt for him.
shut up or you'll kill them all!
I guess so... I've seen longer, though.
clever, yet disturbing...
isn't that called a merkin??
shit. anyone got a lighter I could borrow?
Yesssuuuugghh :/
i'll see myself out...