wantedTwo

59989 pts · June 6, 2017


A fun bio about me goes here!

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Point well made. Bravo!

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As far as a gear up landing goes, not bad.

2 days ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

The sad thing is the rocket itself is very old tech; the boosters, engines, and main tank are from the Shuttle. The only thing “new” is the capsule. Yay politicians with the big corporate money. As a space nerd, it makes me sad to think what could have been.

4 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Well I’ll be.

5 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

“Predates his assassination”. No shit.

6 days ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Are you trying to burn down your house?

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I agree with you. Prepared to go down in flames together. God speed.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cow poop = ketchup

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good but still my fav.

1 week ago | Likes 282 Dislikes 1

For herbs and celery, organic has a better taste due to the slower growth rate. Other than that, it’s not worth it. Side note, wrong meme format.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Too skinny to be trump.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes, if I’m still alive for round two that is.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, Uranus is not visible to just the naked eye. Got to be naked and bent over.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would have stripped every shingle on the way down.

2 weeks ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 1

My fat ass will take one of each.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s a black hole, not a star.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very nice TT post!

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Ow my eye! And I’m pretty sure #2 is a witnessed. Good luck!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Cap was already popped, you can see the deformed lip on the left side and no fizz. Still impressive depth precipitation and control.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I should also point out Face ID is an apple trademark. (Name not technology)

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The google says rapidly pressing the lock button 5 times will activate the emergency SOS screen which will also disable biometrics. Been available since September of 2017.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Willing to do the same in Utah. Hit me up. Serious offer.

2 weeks ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 7

Not sure what nation’s band this is but they win all war forever*.

*Excluding US and Israel.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Uh… I don’t know what to do. Do two negatives equal a positive or is it a double negative? Fuck it. Calling in back up. @fartharder

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Honesty it was the clop of the wooden shoes for me.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Look at those bitey muscles! 4th strongest bite force of any animal and strongest of any cat. Would still psp psp.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rapidly tap the lock button before losing possession of your phone ie placing it in a bin or whatever. This disables Face ID.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I don’t understand why there isn’t more of this. Folks that work at music stores have access to do weird stuff like this and I absolutely love it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

Sadly the Salt Lake zoo needs a new one. ☹️

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0