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701 pts ยท September 11, 2015


Mmmmmm...cheese

I'm not your guy, budday

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he wins *Minnesota* we have direct evidence that there is no longer an electoral system in this country

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

*Sad old people noises*

2 weeks ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I don't believe this. I lived my entire teen years using disposable cameras and the pictures were basically always shitty as hell

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure we can pinpoint this to much further back. Perhaps to the first time a celebrity landed in the Whitehouse? Sometime in the 80s mayhaps?

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's a fun way to spell cigarettes

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only after importing and torturing them

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I thought the rapture happened on 12/12/12

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah unfortunately I think we're past due for French revolution

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doubt it. Most people work, make dinner, clean up, watch a show or scroll YouTube and then pass out. You have to actively seek out these kinds of knowledge, and most simply don't have the bandwidth. And thats not to denigrate the average American, our society has been set up that way.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She looks painfully fucked up. Bet she was beautiful before her whole face swelled up

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perhaps heist-able?

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Um can we talk about that there gorgeous building??

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I live in a pretty big town, there's literally dozens of us. We all go to one of the 3 liquor stores at 7am every day, then we meet up to fight about which is best.

I joke but im in detox right now. Don't. Don't do it. Its a very bad time

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have never heard of rats developing planet-ending weaponry.

Yet

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The way i have to say this to my husband constantly. And I don't even think he knows the reference

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That seems counterintuitive? Like lets make the babies super obvious targets for predators?

3 weeks ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Swear if I got close to this i wouldnt be able to prevent my violent life ending hug

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would buy tickets to this show

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

'Prison" she went on a nice retreat

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*all to bring about nuclear holocaust. They're drying to push someone to fire one so we can nuke someone
Truly an inevitability once the technology proliferated. They'll be cozy in their bunkers while we peons get to be zombies

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus never thought id be agreeing with Tucker Carlson Marjorie Taylor Greene or boebert but here we are

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On a beach or yacht most likely. Just like trump kids. Only poor kids die in war

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please boycott us we deserve it v much

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goddammit queen the way I get harassed every time I come home like a dumbass

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw a house with stray cats constantly allowed in. Stray male spray on the walls and ceiling, the smell was horrifying

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a grey stripey that acts just like this. Pretty sure its just boy cats atp

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too late, had it 4x and now I'm dying of alcoholism

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me without the butt vibration

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oof he has a 2 shot to the head "suicide" coming his way

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0