weave

228423 pts ยท November 17, 2011


We were dreamfasted, you and I

2 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean if he had a conscience and any shred of humanity it would. Big work for that "if" though

3 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Eye contact to assert dominance

3 hours ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

god damn it, +1 you monster, I'm telling on you

3 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If he holds any diplomatic dinners I want full coverage of the event

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People have strange ways of flirting and I would not rule that out.

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was he disappointing he couldn't go swimming? What the hell lol
I have hardly touched on the weirdos I've interacted with, I can go on all night.

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was a serious test of my will. I told him they know they're there and if they want to find you they'll find you. My coworker literally hit me and said "You shoulda told him I was a vampire, and her boyfriend'd be getting laid now too." She actually was really cute. I kinda miss that job sometimes.

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit how did I miss this? Virginkillers are kinda a thing for me and I'm glad I looked

8 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At a goth bar: See that girl over there? She's pretty cute, right? That's my girlfriend and we've been together for 2 years and we've never had sex because she wants to lose her virginity to a real vampire. So, you probably get this all the time, but do you know any real vampires?

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had an image for this but I can't find it. Some guy in line buying two cans of beer, a zucchini, and a tub of Vaseline or something. I dated a girl who worked in her parents' grocery store and when I showed her that image the first response was whatever the number for zucchini is. I thought she didn't get the implication of the image; she grabbed me by the face and kissed me and looked me in the eye and said "You have NO idea what I've been through"

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guess he's not as famous as he thinks? lol
I've been a bartender for a while, mostly in goth and sex clubs. I have met some wondrously eccentric people.

8 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have met customers, This is stone cold accurate

9 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Two beef air

12 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Did he even say thank you?

12 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Look at that face. LOOKIT!

1 day ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The quotation marks are there for exactly that reason

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlYUWA_Wn5w
As far as I know this is it, no idea why he was at this guy's house asking to see his daughter. The M'Lady seems strong wit this student of the blade though.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For context (Loud screaming right at the start, be warned)

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Can I strongly suggest bringing back pillory and gibbeting for special occasions

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Y'all are going to have to work pretty hard to get back to where you were before you were "great" again

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The only manufacturing that's been increased in the states is outrage

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I loved Revelation when I was a teenager who thought this shit was mysterious and ominous. Knowing more now, knowing better now though, and seeing christians use it to further their own nefarious designs, fuck that book. It should never have been included in the canon

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one; it's the opposite. Consultancy frees politicians from having to worry about elections and public opinion. They gain independence where she forfeit hers.

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If she was a SW and he was the client, she quit being one when she married him. She ensured her pay cheque at the cost of her freedom

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She made that choice; she gave up her independence for money. It's kinda the opposite of quitting politics to become a consultant

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I know what a courtesan is; I have known and dated a few romantically. Marriage is not on the table except in extremely rare cases

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That's not their job at all

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Estupidaaa babooosa idiotaaaaa mlemlemlem

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#4 Hell isn't even a biblical concept; early Christians believed after you died you either go be with God or your soul gets destroyed. The lake of fire in Revelation was something that happened here on this plane of existence, not after you died.

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