Here's my contribution
Started at 35.
Family, can't choose'em like presidents.
No Paige!
I forgot about this part.
MRW a dog is murdered in Alita: Battle Angel
You either get it or you don't.
What the f man!
Here's my office.
Billy Corgan riding a roller coaster.
Friend got kicked out and went full Karen.
mrw Monday is tomorrow.
Nobody: Are you ready for selfies tomorrow?
If you have a problem, just remember...
Use this for those awkward moments
Well...shit!
I don't care about the Super Bowl.
Was told to prove that I have a Spider-Man PS4 Pro.
I get it, I don't look my age.
Is it Friday yet?
MRW co-workers are having a get together and ask why I'm not able to make it.
It's my cakeday, I guess upvote.
Just be truthful. Don't ghost, it's rude af
Patrick Swayze is rolling over in his grave.
I did a thing.
I cannot wait until I go to sleep. I just bought a new pillow.
Sweeter the pizza, the more I eat.
Went out by myself and watched a play.
Does bad luck stack?
That kids was way too excited for a video game.
He's got a good point.
MRW someone accuses me of being racist.
I don't care that she's almost nine months pregnant and is being put on bed rest.
Sorry for the shit post...
Guess there's no more guy love.
I want to enjoy my free time until I have to work and go to school.
Bye Felicia!
She finally trusts me after weeks of head scratches.
What could be more awkward?
How's this for a shit post?
Help me Imgur community, you're my only hope.
It'll arrive next Thursday
The pillow was great however
It's my cakeday, here's my favorite post.
My grandpappy always told me to work smarter not harder.
Whoa! I've heard this before.
I think my sister-in-law will love her Christmas present.
School is cancelled today.
I'm tired of social media.
If you need a mantra in life, I don't think there's one better than this.
Who is the old dead guy on the front page?
It's like I'm a teenager again
This isn't the dumbest thing that I've thought of.
Anal bum cover hotter than wildfire.
In my defense, it's a memory from my childhood.
Sometimes you get lucky in life
Went on a day date
I just bought an XBox One X $5.50 including tax and got the diarrhea for free.