When it hits 5:00...
I read the books recently and noticed something...
If there is a happy ending, it's that he will be at peace.
Lyrics from Bo Burnham's words words words
MRW I'm reading a Cracked article and see this bullshit...
Browsing the library when suddenly...
I still can't believe I went through with it.
They're fluffier ok?
Finally their secrets shall be mine!
My dad always liked to spout this one.
MRW I finally saw the third hobbit movie...
White girls be like "It's fall. Where's my pumpkin spice?"
I'm pretty sure this is how all cats deal with assassins.
Lube is important...
An important PSA from the Oatmeal
MRW the IT guy at work says he only uses Internet Explorer
I don't think I would appreciate having a wedding sprung on me.