wolfeskitchen

23667 pts ยท March 2, 2013


Was waiting for a "yo mama" joke

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've cut it three times and it's still too short

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love a kitty with a speckle belly

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was genuinely looking forward to the Saloon

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I regret that I have but one upvote to give

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My black cat does that!!!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did a 43-year-old Kelly Brook write this?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That plane now belongs to the insurance company. It's their problem.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 unless your enemy is a cat

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I appreciate this

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#22 I am your appendix because I want to bust inside you

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and then along comes an eagle...

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clown gottem

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*was

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not mine, unfortunately

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now it's gonna be all fizzy

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Eh. Let it.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This past year I've had to lose Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. Don't make me have to 86 imgur.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What the fluff?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"When you leave me on red." There. That was easy.

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is not her Instagram handle

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which came first? The drawings or the poses?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dad's is bads.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#39 I can already tell you that Dad's is garbage

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At that point, you just install a doggy door and call it quits

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#17 I gifted those very scissors to my niece and I'm now the favorite uncle

9 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm definitely headed to Flavortown

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0