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Raclette bread
Farmer donut / Bauernkrapfen
Austrian Hotdog / Bosna
Stick fish / Steckerlfisch
Leberkäse on a roll / Leberkassemmerl
Falafel wrap / Falafel Dürüm
A swordful of Schnitzels - which is cheating, because it's not street food.
GreyhLightning
I just started a diet this week... I hate you and love you at the same time right now... also I'm so effing hungry
SoachTieTraveler
Don't know why but I thought the stick-fish looked quite good
MrFunreal
Go to austria to eat swiss raclette and turkish dürüms and döner
SuaveBugger
#3 https://i.gifer.com/Iit5.gif
hackller
you've made me hungry now!
Corax0
I think I need to go to Austria
Gambit2204
Falafel wrap is NOT an Austrian food!
Mystershow
At first, I was ready to declare war to Austria for cultural appropriation over Raclette but when I saw the swiss flag, all is fine.
SuaveBugger
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4e3f6389-cd3c-46b5-a199-0741d2ee095a#r1IjNFOLJQ.copy
darklanser
Of all these, I want the Steckerlfisch the most! Is that weird?
briarios3000
Gross!
spazfokel
If anyone cares, that Bosna place is the erste Bosna Grill in Salzburg City, off of Getreidegasse. It seriously is the best you can get.
spazfokel
Take it classic, onions, mustard, curry powder and parsley. No ketchup, that's for uncultured swines.
sarcasticmonkey
Austria is not Australia.
AustriaNotAustralia
...
ThePerro
I've never seen two hotdogs in one bun before. What a time to be alive
chaosundivided
in a toasted bun, with onions, and curry powder, and your choice of mustard and/or ketchup
stonemovies
bought the wife a Raclette off amazon for Christmas one year. Its even more awesome than you imagine.
sittingonmycouchathomedoingimgurstuff
2nd pic is in innsbruck, whooo
theresabearinthewater
Bart Kwan? Kizen?
TheDon0926
I think it is lmao. That’s awesome.
ISEESTUPIDPEOPLE
How much?
chaosundivided
~5€, ~3€, ~3,50€, ~8€, ~2,50€, ~4,50€, 79€
ISEESTUPIDPEOPLE
Thank you. 79E for what looks like 12 schnitzels and chips is pretty cheap.
schneir52000
No Mozart kügeln?
chaosundivided
do you know many roadside stalls that serve freshly made mozartkugeln? because if so, I need an address.
TheFallOfTroyML
Upvote my hometown ! And every imgurian that visits salzburg: dm me for a beer !
beltfedwombat
Sold!
Shargan8
Shit, I should totally do that. I travel from Ljubljana to Munich every month and I often sleep in Salzburg!
TheFallOfTroyML
Do it !
beltfedwombat
aber nur Stiegl, bitte!
TheFallOfTroyML
Aber sicher
Basketcasebaskingingrace
Well well, we'll be back in Salzburg first July weekend visiting bf relatives
TheFallOfTroyML
Uhhh summertime !
onlythewickedsurvive
I'm coming back to salzburg in august!
TheFallOfTroyML
Dm me !
sigmasrb
Gf and I will most likely cycle to Salzburg at some point this summer. (We live in Vienna)
TheFallOfTroyML
Just dm me then
Homophone
What? No kangaroo?
Spacebread
Well played.
veryfreakingbored
G'day mate let's put another shrimp on the barbie
AustriaNotAustralia
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
onlythewickedsurvive
Upvoting for your username alone +1
figmentPez
Don't let /r/WeWantPlates see this post!
FaxCelestis
Too late
Saxxon92
A FUCKING SWORD REEEEEEEEEE
Lostmuhdignity
The pickle placement enrages me...
Gmayor61
Everything about that stupid fucking sandwich enrages me. hurr durr lemme chuck a fucking slab of meat on a smaller bun i can't cognitives
chaosundivided
that, and I much prefer the hot yellow mustard. but it is what it is.
siedler084
I am more enraged by the pickles not being sliced
Garbinator
They're cornichons, it's fine
YourFriendBen
magneticgumby
Read this entire post having misread it as "Australia" and was REALLY confused by the presence of lots of Austrian foods in Australia
Ruhig
And a lot of old-world European architecture, which also surprised me.
THEREAINTNOWEEPININTHISHOME
I work in an Austrian bistro and we get that all the time.
AustriaNotAustralia
...
chaosundivided
you are doing god's work, son
magneticgumby
EXACTLY. I then drank a lot of coffee.
AustriaNotAustralia
read my username ;)
deinfavorit
Pickles on Leberkäs is just wrong. Also I assume thats sweet mustard? That's also wrong. Damn you Austrians.
chaosundivided
agree on the sweet mustard, but I vehemently dispute the wrongness of cornichons, they freshen up the entire meal with their briny goodness
deinfavorit
Don't get me wrong, I love cornichons, but not with Leberkäs
Wesugi
bei ins hoaßt des Fleischkas
deinfavorit
Das sagen bei uns nur die Ossis
Gaehhn
Essiggurken sind dann gut, wenns n kalter LKW is.
Wesugi
i bin aba a österreichischer wessi
maxpower515
swordful of Schnitzels.......want sooooo bad
LosKarlos
You can get it in Vienna at the Centimeter, 80€ IIRC. They also provide "a wheelbarrow of crap", which is served in a small wheelbarrow.
PUNISHER88
I'll take two, got to dual wield.....This way you burn off the food you just ate.
patstoffy
A new novel coming never from George RR Martin
Radioactiv369
https://imgur.com/lGWKFuf : she does too
Dsharppe
In Vienna this is called this kids meal, with toy.
ThisGuyHere
notpolished
Schnitzels give stitchzels
maxpower515
Still totally worth it
Fauxcused
Except make it a sword full of rotisserie chicken to Americanize it.
Cornflakes91
You think we dont have rotisserie chicken here? You get that easier at a village fest than a schnitzel
Fauxcused
Oh, I am sure you do. But was looking for an example of excessive but not fancy in any way. We'd probably deep fry it, too.
maxpower515
Sword fill of Twinkies and deep fried butter
Fauxcused
Oh we're talk to the South huh!?!
Captainpoopypants
BlueskydragonFX
YES! ALL OF MY YES!
TresusIbor
Can we keep the sword after eating the food?
micmic00
THIS IS WHAT ID LIKE TO KNOW TOO!!
originalWFHhipster
Holy shit this is so much meat. Wonder how much it costs.
ThatFrankGuy55
Radda radda radda
NobodyCanEnjoyNiceThings
Fine *unzips*
Pokegeologist
Where is this at Texas Ren Fest?
Grimmrog
AND steaks.
Genericusername29
As Austrian i have never seen any of those except the last 3. And the sword with meat is unfortunately fairly mediocre.
barroomheropics
jeah ... the answer to the title question is 2 or 3 of those things. Unless you're in a specific location. And only one of those is austrian
KarlderMarder
Also, aus Wien kenn cih hauptsächlcih die Würschtlstubn
THEREAINTNOWEEPININTHISHOME
I work at an Austrian place in the states and I've fallen in love with Grostl, pumpkin seed oil, leberkase, and your version of sauerkraut.
kawaiimoogle
I don't know most of the stuff as well...I was also missing classics like Langos and Käskreiner
AustriaNotAustralia
darfst nach Wien kommen. da hamma ollas
chaosundivided
there's even a chocolate kebab standl somewhere in the tenth disctrict
chaosundivided
aus wöcher gegend bist dann du? in LNZ und VIE kann ich persönlich für die verfügbarkeit dieser speisen bürgen. im cm war ich aber noch nie.
thisisveryunique
No offence, but you sound like a robot.
TheRealCentralIntelligenceAgency
Hinger dinger durgan
MetaSomma
sigmasrb
Ich wohne in Wien seit 7 Jahren und ich habe Raclette oder Bauernkrapfen noch nie gesehen. Alles anderes gibt's schon überall.
LostandFoundIMGUR
NO! leave the Jews alone
PorkchopManwiches
Ich bin Amerikaner. Ich spreche Ihre Sprache nicht. Ich wollte Google nur zum Übersetzen verwenden.
sigmasrb
Try deepl friend, much better.
Cornflakes91
That google result is surprisingly good
Genericusername29
Ich glaub schon das es das alles am naschmarkt gibt. Aber außerhalb vom naschmarkt sieht diese sachen eher selten. 1/2
BobTheTunneller
Steckerlfisch gibt's in OÖ an jeder Eckn. Bosna a. Bauernkrapfen Kenn i aus Tirol. Den Raclette Kenn I a Nur vom Weihnachtsmarkt.
Genericusername29
Und wir sind nich wirklich ein Land das viel streetfood hat denke ich. Streetfood is hier eher Türkisch Chinesisch Pizza und hotdogs.
Genericusername29
3/2 das centimeter is ok aber eher quantität über qualität. Satt wird man auf jedenfall und ich mecker hier eh auf sehr hohem Niveau.
BOBNOBODY
Yeah.....what he said!
chaosundivided
fair enough, it is rare to see street food vendors outside of special places like naschmarkt or special occasions like weihnachtsmarkt. they
chaosundivided
the sword restaurant, btw, also sells bread with different spreads by the centimeter (hot or cold), 2 meters of sausages, an assortment
cuntymccuntersen
Can you please convert this to freedom units? Thanks.
Magicflutefreddie
We should have posts like this for every country!
ThatOneGuyWhoLikesCorgis
Sounds like i need to move to Austria.
slickjim86
Fuck the food i want the sword
lhave
If you really want good Austrian cuisine restaurant Kopp Is worth a visit. And the Häuserl am Stoan is equally good!
fanausaka
Centimeter is actually pretty overprized and it really doesnt taste good tbh
LucianKane
"Spreads be the centimeter", or "spreads by scimitar"? Because only one of those answers is right, the other is a term of measurement.
chaosundivided
you order the length of bread with spread that you want, such as 5 centimeters, or 10 centimeters, or if you're really crazy 15 centimeters
Gmayor61
Do you get to keep the sword?
TurboSloth112
I too, would like to know if you can keep the sword...for reasons...
steinchen0815
Unfortunately you'll have to return the sword...
TurboSloth112
What if I challenge them for it?
chaosundivided
of different staples such as fries and schnitzel and sausages and stuff in a wheelbarrow (feeds 5), a 1 meter long selection of Austrian
chaosundivided
the wheelbarrow
mawethefunnyguy
centimeter ♡ a traum
MrAppendixX
Not when its a penis
mawethefunnyguy
lols...restaurants name
chaosundivided
specials such as goulash, lentils, blood sausages, etc. (feeds 4), or an entire barrel of beer for your table. the sword comes out to about
zombiejon
Do they have Mett?
dreikommavierzehn
Geil! Where is it and what's it called?
sigmasrb
They have multiple places in Vienna, it's called Centimeter.
chaosundivided
"1 meter of austria"
NicoVII
That compartment with the two sausages looks so sad in comparison.
Cornflakes91
And its just bog standard frankfurter. Not even particularily interesting sausages
chaosundivided
USD 92 by the way, and is intended to feed six. and they have their own brand of beer, because eh why not at this point.
DerpyMcDerper
I mean, any good Käsebrot around?
sigmasrb
You forgot to say that the place's name is Centimeter and their menu is actually a foldable ruler with which you can actually measure (1/2)
sigmasrb
Their 1m or 2m dishes. They used to have a policy that if it's less than advertised you get it for free.
viennamusik
What’s the name of the restaurant? My favorite street food will always be Baumkuchen.
citrus7652
It's called Centimeter (there are actually four of them in Vienna) but everytime I've been there I've been disappointed by their quality.
GuyWithDog
This. We have so many better places for good food
cita
Leberkässemml mit Gurkn? Und i hob gedocht i hob schon olls gsegn... ????
GovernorRichardGecko
LKW mid Gurk klingd gar ned schlechd
shesblindingmewithscience
Fast so schlimm wie Mayonnaise drauf >.<
GuyWithDog
Würg
Mortic
And soooo much of it!
dnebdal
Less of a spread and more of a separate item - I'm intrigued.
circlebreaker
*squirms out from under pile of empty bottles & crawls to table*
northerngermany
Gurkal afa Leberkas-Semmel? Seid's deppert?
John0007
Fost so schlimm wia schnitzl mit soft.
chaosundivided
als gebürtiger deutscher - ja bitte danke. und diese sauce am besten gleich noch über die fritten gegossen.
Mavgurian
Mmmmhh... Mamas Sahneschnitzel, mit lecker Champignons in der Soße...
AustriaNotAustralia
pfui deifl
fReAkFrOmThEeAsT
Lewakassömä steckt ma se nua mit gurkerl eini, da senf khert do owa ned dazua. Entweder Senf oda gurkerl!
Cornflakes91
Kren! Thes einzig woare!
citrus7652
found the Steirer
Cornflakes91
kein steirer, kren is einfach supa :D
chaosundivided
did someone say kren? https://www.mobilitylounge.com/reisen/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/kaiserzeit2.jpg
Bragga9872
That sounds so wrong. I mean the pickels, not the dialect
steinchen0815
The dialect is just perfect. Trust me, i've Bern living around here quite some time.
Mavgurian
The dialect is completely wrong, at least if they were going for an Austrian one.
Bragga9872
I guess it is a regional thing. Not every accent sounds the same. Dialect from Vienna sounds very different from the Zillertaler dialect.
Bragga9872
For example
C0mtraya
I think he was going for a bavarian accent because it's also a "traditional" bavarian dish.
BobTheTunneller
Noch besser ist mit Pfefferoni
fatchicksdeservetobebanged
Schleich di du saubreiss
BobTheTunneller
Saupreiß, wennst schon beleidigend werden willst dann richtig. Und in Preußen kennens an Leberkäs net amal.
deinfavorit
Des hab i mir fei a gedachd.
KarlderMarder
A Frange?
deinfavorit
Das fei hat mich verraten, gell?
KarlderMarder
Na, hooorch amol... freilich
hexcited
kenns a nur auf der kalten leberkassemmel
Jaynecobb7
Jau, ich auch
fReAkFrOmThEeAsT
Reidiger frotz
Gaehhn
N kalter LKW mit Essiggurkn isch genial, bei nem warmn kannsch so ebbes ned machn.
AustriaNotAustralia
koida lebakaas? a verbrechen gegen die menschheit
onefaller
Ich will diese Wurst
AustriaNotAustralia
dann komm vorbei und gönn sie dir :)
onefaller
Als ich vor 15 Jahren in Österreich war, würde meine jetzige Ex-Frau solche Dinge nicht versuchen. Ich komme auf jeden Fall wieder!