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Jan 2, 2017 5:45 PM
cobac
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fartinatornado
Mr. Plinkett?
myworkaccountbecauseidontusepersonalaccountsatwork
So was mine. Along with boneless wings.
ohlookakitty
I have never consumed a pizza pocket. Neither do I plan too
officedad
They are probably still too hot.
YouMadeMeSignIn
Many will reflect on their nights; wish they stayed, home and ate pizza bites.
cobac
I feel like I should be asking for nudes and cat pics or something lol
sassybeckalicious
So jealous. Those bacon?
NotABadLookingNarcissist
I wish this was my right now.
TheLastImgurian
Isn't that everyone's? Or wait a second... Ron... Did you take a picture of our pizza roles?
Burke616
Asrodrig
Mine too. Unfortunately my flatulence was loud enough to wake both myself and my girlfriend as a result.
Quizz25S
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
SmallTownBigAdventure
That looks so delicious I forgot I was gluten intolerant for a second.
JavaGot
Had 2 boxes of deep dish pizzas from Little Caesar's and played Fallout 4.
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
@op very excited to give you your 1OOOth uproll
sevnick92
That's a good new years eve
walkingtallmachinegunman
In June of 2014 I ate an entire large bag of pizza rolls for dinner. Woke up at midnight and yakked. I've been Pizza roll free for 31 months
walterquade
Do you dip?
cobac
I do not dip that is sacrilege
JerfyMcGriddles
I'm spending New Years Eve at your place next year
rachmarie65
Oh you are just too easy :P
Duceinton
We don't have pizza roles in Australia
CromNsteel
I know right, ours are all bread and no filling. Lack of delicious American food is our number 1 problem as a country!
theholliellama
I sat at home and ate 40 pizza rolls one day. I'm not sure I've ever been so ashamed of myself.
Brock0
eselle
This was my new year's as well! I added mozzarella sticks just to really make it a party though.
HerrBisch
Leave a comment on this webzone if you want some pizza rolls.
rjthegood
Plinkett brand pizza rolls only.
Corgibuttnubs
I understand that reference! ( But not how to insert a gif from mobile)
Vegapunk
I'm filled with gas... XD
Indactil
I came for pizza rolls.
slappypappy
What's wrong with your faaaaaaaace?
DownvotesAreMyNectar
Little flesh pillows filled with agony
OfficialUsernameChecker
I too chose to burn my mouth 43 individual times
DeliciousPotatoeyGoodness
Tears of pain or tears of joy.
Caspooky
Tears of joyous pain.
SomethingCleverWittyAndFunny
Upvote for having the patience to actually cook them in the oven instead of the microwave.
capo33
My thoughts exactly!
Ishalldefenestrateyou
I find that past 1 platefull an oven is easier. Less ice and lava.
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
It's not easy to cook 53 pizza rolls in a microwave.
o11c
General microwave tip: add a few drops of water, the steam helps heat penetrate. And let set before eating.
Zacharydarklighter
IalwaysUpvoteBlackCats
Protein, protein, I need protein!
adamrhine37
I just want that jucy shaq meat.
MrMagnanimous
HomicidalDirtMuppet
"I hate mooovies!"
iamdawalrus
I hope they're not filed within AAAAAAIIIIDDDDDS
MrMagnanimous
ParaffinAlien
Looks kind of like Fat Mike from NOFX
Wr200m
I love that I was right there would be a bunch rlm people commenting.
MrMagnanimous
OmniscientZiltoid
What's wrong with your faaaaaaaaace?
Zacharydarklighter
Thing in the mouth lady
Stolf
ObiSeanFlurNobi
Email me on this webzone if you want me to send you a pizza roll
BillBraskyisasonofabitch
Thanks, Susann
EmperorDurrell
TeddyBearLord
BuckBoost
What are next?
Zacharydarklighter
fleXbad
http://imgur.com/gXFHXh2
Zacharydarklighter
I loved this video. I even liked Rogue One, but I'm aware of how weak of a movie it was.
funicamp
Always upvote Rich Evans.
MrMagnanimous
AnExtremelyLongNameNotToBeObnoxiousButJustToBeTaken
As someone from the UK, this just screams American to me. Same for Mac & cheese, I'm sure you guys are obsessed with these two foods.
extraordinaryagility
I absolutely despise Mac & Cheese. If I'm making pasta then I want bolognese or carbonara or possibly puttanesca.
DizzyNosferatu
We're undeniably obsessed with mac and cheese. $18 with fancy cheese at a hip restaurant or the $1.29 depraved Velveeta stuff. Everywhere.
lizwah
To be fair, have you ever actually tried pizza rolls? If I could find them here (UK too) I would basically live off them.
ARandomHelljumper
Pretty much, yeah. Although it's not as much as an obsession as much as just convenient. Both are fairly cheap, plentiful, and easy to make.
AnExtremelyLongNameNotToBeObnoxiousButJustToBeTaken
Fair enough, can't argue with that!
dolphindreamsandsatan
You were not implying that's a bad thing, are you? ;-)
AnExtremelyLongNameNotToBeObnoxiousButJustToBeTaken
Not at all, I love pizza!!! I've just yet to find anywhere to buy pizza rolls. O.o
dolphindreamsandsatan
Just yanking your chain a little bit! :-)
brownribbon
Your grocery store needs a larger American Food section.
RhymesayersAddict
20 bucks says you burnt the roof of your mouth.
midd1eearth
It's the ceiling of the mouth.
cobac
actually i am a very responsible pizza roll eater so there was no burnt mouth that night
ErinFromTheOffice
"YOU LIE"-Joe Wilson
princeherbert
ICanBelieveItsProbablyMargarine
There are two types of people in this world: burnt roof mouths and responsible pizza roll eaters.
dejavu85308
If you soloed the entire bag as it appears on the pan I call your responsibility to question.
IProvideFakeContext
Theres teo types of people. People who burnt their mouths and fucking liars.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
We don't have them here in uk I don't think :(
litgeek306
Find some because you are missing out.
midd1eearth
That seems tragic
jingleheim3r
Or the roof of your mouth got frostbite
Canofminus
I vote both.
TehSeksyManz
At the same time.
Canofminus
With a disappointed cat watching in the background.
Confusions
I'm a simple man. I see pizza rolls, I up vote.
SimpleManComplexMind
Brother?
afambelafonte
Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is pizza rolls
Altaren
No surely they're crave? ...Right?
DATrule
rrrtttgg
Any rlm fans out here
Gunsling3r
Wizardmang
Deep fried or get out. Feels like I gotta make this comment at least once a week.
aprilludgateduire
Just so you know one time my boyfriend deep fried these instead of baking them
cobac
I have done that as well, and now I have a friend that only eats them that way
kawaiikittyDICK
as do i. may the upvote flow through you @op
Umsies
This Comment is every fucking where
Probablalibly
Do they taste like Pizza or rolls
NoForethought
They taste mainly like burnt tongue.
Chimpanzeezeetop
yes
Probablalibly
Thank
Phalanalanax
Welc
SerenityForever
Yeah...what exactly are they? In Straya pizza rolls are bread scrolls with pizza type toppings swirled in them and they are cold.
imfromsouthcarolina
Definitely not cold. Have burned the roof of my mouth numerous times with those delicious bastards
SerenityForever
Ouch
lizwah
They're kinda like tiny tiny calzones. Dough pockets filled with tomato, cheese and pepperoni or similar. They're fucking amazing.
SerenityForever
Huh. Cool, thanks for the info!
lizwah
Also, they're microwavable so they end up being like burning hot lava, hence all the jokes about them.