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Jul 23, 2017 7:45 PM
SalvadorTheUpvoter
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Obligatory send boobs or booty, my inbox is always open
AlienVsPredatorVsBrownVsTheBoardOfEducation
She's practically neon black.
GneissPags
Hope she supplements w Vitamin D, otherwise the sun isn't making any in her skin.
TheBlackBolt
Khoudia Diop. She's a beautiful
CheeseburgerNinja
She's like the vantablack of people
LordDebuchan
Her super heroine name is Silhouette
aloha611
If you look up other pictures of her she isnt thar black.
crumpuppet
blacker than the blackest black, times infinity https://youtu.be/ec3wNNysg8A
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
TurtIeproof
"FROM DOWNTOWN!"
KimboDiddleyDoo
Her skin looks flawless.
soaksloginwood
Vantablack
ehhhidunno
DarthReznor
I feel like "daughter of the night, mother of stars" is about as badass as nicknames get. That's some Game Of Thrones shit right there
masterbrotar
Darky
DarthReznor
Well yah maybe that one wasnt so nice
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
That's the first thing I thought of too. Got George R.R. Martin coming up with nicknames now.
triplesees
EdumamacationUSay
Not anymore.
shadysocks
I know black guys that made fun of another guy for being so black they called him crow.
BirdmanSucked
You're turning Violet Violet
kamosey
I've been there
Justanotheraveragejoe
This character isn't unlockable until you have completed the final quest line.
yurmomfavoriteplumper
Stop y'all
MattReigns
Her name is Khoudia Diop. Why would someone feel the need to block that out???
TemporaryUzername
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave you heard about Click Bait?
Insomnia297
Also stalkers.
KernelPanicAtTheDisco
She's a professional model... Her name is out there already.
Insomnia297
In that case idk
soaksloginwood
"Older the berry, sweeter the juice". "That's darker the berry..." "Yea she blacker than a mother fucker too"
suddenlysharted
Pretty fucking sure thats a dark elf.
NeuerStandard
from original north mythology, dark elves and dwarves are the same thing. isnpired by mediterranians working in mines. so not that wrong
Dagordae
Not without white hair she isn't.
Jesusdo
She dyed it, so she can blend into normal society, and slowly kidnap and sacrifice others to Lolth.
SkippyTheWonderHamster
You don't want to fuck with a priestess of Lolth.
Shimobe
That, my friend, is where you are wrong.
AutomaticBzooty
It's Dunmer you frickin outlander
Jennalele
murderhobbit
Drow?
Katabare
Drow
AutomaticBzooty
Ok.
BCTheBugDude
Thats darker than a coal miners asshole on a moonless prairie midnight
beaverwagon
GlenL
Pump the brakes there, Shakespeare
chiefwill
Sauroctonus
That looks like mfw my slacker son refuses to go to military school in Alaska.
FirstThingThatCameToMind
whenever a momma slaps the black off her kid, thats where it goes.
TemporaryUzername
that photo is blatantly edited far beyond her actual skin tone.
schellara
Anyone else who kinda celebrates them calling us "denizens of the internet"? I feel like I'm in fucking warhammer...
memudder109350
She's beautiful!
Netflixoriginalseries
That 11:59 type dark.
icelandicsealbear
That's like 4am and you're still awake thoughts dark
pocketpython
Uplinkdsanrok
But it's always darkest before the dawn, so like 3AM?
Insomnia297
The "witching hour"
myusernameisnotyourconcern
TheBlueMuppet
"Bitch, Jafar."
VelociCopter
SEE, THIS IS LONG BEFOREWESLEY SNIPES. BACK THEN, WE WAS THE BLACKESTNIGGAS ON THE PLANET ACCORDING TO RICK JAMES.
Icouldntcomeupwithafunnyname
Beat me to it +1
BooRadleyLives
DARKNESSES! DARKNESSES!
UnicornCock
PinstripePotoroo93
THEfreshestbrew
So black she purple
toptrojanfan
*blurple
PetsRandomDogs
Blurple
JoshuaCadle
Blurple
mmartin762
I have a friend who refers to the color he turns when he goes out in the sun as such.
Jusmar
12 a.m black
SnugglyBurrick
Fun linguistic fact! The word for 'Black Person' in Irish is 'Duine Gorm' which means 'Blue Person'. This is because 'Fear Dubh'... (1)
SnugglyBurrick
which means 'Black Man' was already in use to mean 'Satan' before we had to refer to people with dark skin (2)
upyourstrebek
She'd leave a smudge on charcoal
Fryfromthefuture
Not to be racist but she's so black that she can take off all of her clothes at night and no one could see her.
MrFunreal
TotallyNotDitto
TheServantOfDeath
Spanking the...pixie?
Worldf1re
izzmonster
+1 my man. Made me wake up my daughter.
YouAreAwareOfYourBreathing
DanBartStart
The infamous Purple Aki of Liverpool springs to mind.
isrightkev
yes la
DanBartStart
Scousers of Imgur unite.
chiefwill
Blurple*
aleister94
"They nickbamed me darky"
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Purp
Deerhurst
there is a old icelantic word for black people is "Blámaður" or blue man.
DeusRekks
That's interesting, in irish it's "duine gorm", also "blue person".
Deerhurst
with the amount of Irish people my viking forefathers kidnapped it is probably not a coincident.
CigaretteMan
I knew a guy with argyria (silver poisoning) which turns you purple. As it progressed he eventually began to look like a black man. He (1)
ProgeriaProstitutes
I've seen pictures of such a case before
etherfish
How'd he get silver poisoning in the first place?
chbarts
Most people get it by drinking colloidal silver. They think it is healthy. It isn't.
CigaretteMan
People ingest colloidal silver as a folk remedy for various ailments. Word was he continued this after he turned blue.
CunningLingu1st
Probably from silver.
Spookyactionman
What an a-hole. +1
ale624
CigaretteMan
eventually got it fixed and looked like a normal white man again, but it was an interesting progression. (2)
waitwasthatreal
It can't get fixed though. Laser treatments have shown limited effectiveness, and if he had it that bad, it wasn't gunna change.
CigaretteMan
That is not the case anymore. From my observations it appears almost completely effective.
buhoexcavador
Normal
CigaretteMan
That is to say that the treatment was near completely effective.
Tordek
"like a normal white man again", if you take the time to read stuff. (That is, unlike an abnormal dark skined white man).
shreddedking
so went reverse Michael Jackson and back again? cool
crumpuppet
white, smurf, MJ, smurf, white
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
How did he get the poisoning? Was he a silversmith?
CigaretteMan
No he was one of the people who thinks that colloidal silver is a cure-all. Word was he continued to take it after he turned blue
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Whoa. That's crazy.
justthetip1221
So it's not true. You can go back after you go black.
waitwasthatreal
No it's true, you can't fix argyria.
fabdragonskater
This needs more upvotes
Fishticuffs
Weren't you paying attention? Purple. He went purple.
mnorthwood13
But only if you have a possibly degenerative medical disorder