Apr 11, 2019 6:31 PM
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iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
I'll bring my own cheese to my next doctor appointment
reaper8891
At monarto zoo in Adelaide , South Australia they use "cheesymite" cheesy vegemite for the cheetahs and they LOVE it.
faceofpoopy
The vet I went to would do a quick little tug of their fur when putting the needle in, makes so much sense. There's so many ways to do it
DinoTherapy411
Someone at work today was trying to come up with the product Cheez-wiz and said Squeeze Cheese instead. I love it.
Meatwad5
That is not how you recap a needle
Goomba42
Never ever recap a needle
KallePaulsen
Pretty much what i did when i had to inject insulin to my cat. Works perfect when they are in food frenzy. Every time.
Sutashi
My parents would give their diabetic dog some ham when they gave him his shot.
JupitersWitch
Cats loves cheese. At least all the cats I have ever known do.
sendmepuppers
Is...is this how we get the anti-vaxxers?!
ckcakes
Dude. I might bring my own damn Cheez Whiz next time I have to take one of mine to the vet.
MidnightBaelfire
We feed my moms cat a small amount of wet food when we give him his insulin.
1DogAnd1Gay
They tried that with my dog but she was too excited to be meeting people. My household isn't very social so it is a rare treat for her.
KarmaDemon
I'm reminded that cats get diabetes sometimes
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
It really works, they amputated my brother's leg while he was busy eating a hamburger.
SeveredHeadOfJohnDenver
That's a rough fuckin' Wendy's he ate at.
Hey, if you forget your wallet...
thatsmyfetish69
Cheese in a can=WIN!
ArgleMyBargle
Don't recap needles! I cringed!!
Edgarflaps
Clever vet.
BuzzoBumble
Clever but has a very high chance of a needle stick injury when practices recapping needles.
My vet keeps spray cheese and peanut butter in the exam rooms. I get the feeling this is a common tactic.
raptorking
As an animal nurse can confirm. One of my go to moves for pupers especially. Cats tend to be picky.
MantisTobagganMD
Get crazy with the Cheese Whiz!
divedeeper
Unsanitary!!!
hthecvt
I work at a vet clinic. We use meat baby food. Pets love it.
Melonfish
So, does the cat have to get vaccinated again each time it loses a life?
Malus333
Asking the real questions again because of mobile app buggery
whsdd123
Huh. THe amount of sterilization and safety for vet seem far less stringent than for humans
DaveTheScientist
In many countries they don't swab your arm before giving a needle. Not too different.
SleepyKitten
This isn't normal, and I can say that most will still have a way to control (hold) the pet during these procedures.
Akreyeiu
It actually is pretty normal.. You wouldn't believe the number of Dr's I trained with who walked into surgery wearing jeans & a buttonup.
ImaPhDnotarealDr
She recapped the needle?!?!?
twfeline
Just be careful when you do it.
GoodOlCornholeJackson
You cap it to then break off the needle before disposing so it isn't re-used
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
My cats, who are absolutely terrified of going to the vet, surprisingly never even react when given their shots.
There must be far more terrifying things that vets do to cats.
My cats are big babies, because all the vet and the techs do is pet them and tell them how cute they are the whole time.
Cats have an insanely high pain tolerance, so they probably legit don't even notice a small needle. The pain tolerance is actually an issue
for vets, because it can be really hard to tell when they are actually hurting somewhere. They just tend to ignore it.
My vet allows drop offs so you don't have to take off work. I used to do that & was always told what a well behaved boy my cat was. Then...
1 day I get a call asking me to come get him. I get there & am taken to the back where he had barricaded himself in a corner & would...
try to bite anyone who came close. I call him & he comes up to me & let's me put him in his carrier. Now I have to stay w/ him else he bites
cactuskid1956
Wish my doctor gave me a slice of pizza when he sticks his finger up my Arse.
cheezopuff
https://media1.tenor.com/images/45673f046b30f71c4ae37065b5d50b97/tenor.gif?itemid=5368776
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Preferably before, not after
Randommiddle1
What happens if... Afterwards, whenever you eat pizza you start getting an erection from then on from that past experience?
Don't tell me you don't get an erection when eating pizza?
Kaplar
"Doctor"
dolphindreamsandsatan
The dreaded visit to Dr. Fingerlube...
ProfessorFarnsgirth
Made me chuckle 1+
n0n53n53
?1
tacopartyinyourmouth
Our clinic uses cheez wiz too. Works great
swagb98623
So does my doctor
ItsTheCT
Same here, reppin Knoxville
Asking the real questions here
maryjane4u
? wat
Mobile app buggery.
NeynasGhost
There...is no question there?
Bah stupid mobile app. Was a response to the question about needing new shots after a new life
TurkeySlapa
Congrats, your cat now has autism
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
People really need to quit joking about this, stupid people think it’s true
warslinger
11 antivax idiots hated this joke
And I’m ok with that
BigBadBillyBoy
Oh no, a cat that doesn’t communicate or interact? What will we do?
Catsbycat
v
SkeletonsNeedLoveToo
come on spray cheese isnt that bad for you.
Jayhatesspidersandshit
Great it's gonna be artistic
D'aaaawwtism
Nice.
TognaBlony
And diabetes.
sdrawkcabmIpleH
I have an urge to upvote but I fear too many people might take your comment seriously.
I felt the same way before I posted it... no death threats so far.
besn
SoldMySoulToTheDevliedEgg
Actually, the kitten now has pawtism.
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
More like awwwwtism
degenerator
Goddamnit you beat me to it.
D'awwwtism
BanadecCamberbootch
As an RN... No safety caps on that needle? Yikes.
Notme68
MUCH different standards for vet work. Especially on a farm. I'd use the same 16ga for sub-q on 3 or 4 animals.
It's a kitten.
GooseGuy99
The safety cap is more for the person administering the shot. Recapping that way is not REALLY how you're supposed to recap it.
Can confirm they live dangerously at the vet's office
MeezerStandardTime
How is it dangerous? They aren't going to get hepatitis from a kitten.
You'd be surprised what kittens can have. Regardless, you should always have a hold of pets when doing any procedures.
It's just gross D:
You wouldn't have thought twice about it before the 80s! E.g., dentists didn't used to wear gloves. My childhood dentist had knuckle hair :(
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
That's the sarcasm bit... We're not as worried of sticking ourselves since kittens obviously dont have hepatitis.
My wife hit a dog with her car (not her fault, completely dark stretch of road, less than 2 seconds reaction time), and we took him to 1/
the vet. Puppers was ok, but watching the vet tech sink an IV with no gloves was... an experience. Her response? "Yeah, we just get used 2/
People in human medicine didn't used to wear gloves for most things 35 years ago. A needle stick at a vet's office would probably be NBD.
to the blood. I guess it'd be different for human blood though."
Skyff
This cheese really packs a punch! -cat probably
DownsideToEverything
What kind of punch? a jab, perhaps?
pulpypoop
hines7848
Every time
GoodbyeSpaceSword
That genuinely made me laugh. Thank you skyff
unexpectedusername
IIBatmanIIDeleted
LongCommentChainAppreciator
I thought that was whipped cream... Yet you call it cheese
It literally says "fresh cheese" on the can!
I take that back. It says "easy cheese"! Cheesiness of content can be debated.
Starcatcher1986
Yup. That's a cheese-like product marketed for human consumption. Generally thought to be a defining part of american cuisine.
Somewhere a cow, a human and a fungi weep :'(
Sirhc978
......Cats like cheez-whiz? o_O
ceemars
Ummm...that's EZ Cheese, you fucking basics. Gawd!
StarmineRendezvous
Siamese kitty my brother owns loves corn bread. Cute watching her beg and gently walk over trying to eat it. She gets a lil.
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
Anything with fat in it
JonRichardsonsDustMop
My sister's cat likes cheddar flavored chips.
MoonyT
ive known multiple cats that would lick the cheese off a Dorito, and one cat that would eat mcdonalds french fries.
Katz00
I have one who will eat a little of it if you give it to her.
MilometersKilometers
My cats don’t really like processed human food. One really likes ice-cream though.
Mines the same. He'll eat fresh meat but nothing else. I can safely leave a plate of food w/o worry.
Oh except cheese. He loves pepper jack.
NandoEdits
My cat loves pizza... not interested in any other bread type food I’ll be eating but I have peace of pizza and she hops right on the table
NerfAriel
My cat likes fresh durian, rosebuds, grape stems, and rambutan rind (we don't let him actually eat the last 2!)
siler7
You're surprised that a cat would enjoy a dairy product?
INJECTHEROININTODICKANDDIE
Lots of saturated fat. Cats like.
DefinitelyHungry
One of my cats likes french frys and potato chips, another likes yogurt. They don't like what the other likes. Cats are weird man.
TakeMeToFrontPageAndBackFiveTimesADay
If it has a trace of dairy or meat (without spices) then yeah. My cats go mental over coffee or tea that’s gone cold cause milk
ChrisThrasher
My cat loves goldfish crackers. So is possible. lol
AlexSomething
Brioche, mini-babybel, emmental, peanuts, almonds, petit beurre biscuits, pastries are among the many unusual things my cat loves
Trimbl
Broccoli, lettuce, cheese, white bread, egg. My cat will eat them all
CongenitalSlurpees
My cat will steal cheese out of my hand if I give her the chance.
StarsArising
Cats love cheese, but its not very good for them, so only give it sparingly and rarely. That being said, if you ever need to bait a cat out>
>from under a porch staircase, a little nugget of cheese can work. Or if a cat/dog needs to swallow a pill, coat that shit w some creamchees
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
Cats will try fucking anything. I didn't think cats liked sweets until I left a sheet cake open on the counter. Paw prints, all I'm sayin.
AFelineMassofEyes
They can't taste sweet. It's the fats in the frosting that they can't resist.
Well I mean it's a savory dairy product, I don't see why not.
Larirari
Doesn't even contain dairy anymore, originally it had
superbest
This is the real shock to me
My dad and dog have a whole cheez-whiz ritual for the rare times we actually have it in the house. They love it.
Please don't feed your cat cheez-whiz
clutchthepearls
It shouldn't be part of their regular diet, but something about his gif tells me it won't hurt as a rare treat.
AnotherSemanticArgument
I'm sure it's not actively harmful. That said, I'm sure it's fine only in small amounts, as is seen here.
Fuckweasel
I was chopping onions the other day, dropped a few. Cat ate them before I could even bend down to clean it up.
PianoMan2112
I heard onions are poisonous to cats; might want to check that.
You are correct. Fortunately she only got a couple small pieces, it takes a large portion once, or smaller portions regularly to poison 1/2
them. She's normally pretty good about staying out of the kitchen, but this time I'd let my guard down and they're quick little buggers. 2/2
optimusgoose
I had a cat that went nuts over lettuce. Cheez whiz isn't a shock after that.
TrueSnakeMain
My cat liked to sneeze in my face while I yawn
greygoosery
My mom had a cat that liked lettuce and sleeping in sinks. She named him Shit Head, apparently he was the best.
Gizmodian
Our cat loves croissants.
Zakanakai
I have a cat that will steal cheezits from you
flapperfemmefatale
my cat likes peas, black beans, and chickpeas
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Cats will eat all sorts of shit. My cats loves apples. Can’t get enough of them. Every time I bite into one he comes running from wherever.
rottentot
I think it’s the texture. Mine loves cantaloupe. Just goes to town on it.
CaesarSalad
Mine just love chicken
Oh man same. Fucking yelling at me and shit whenever I have it. Doesn’t understand hot food though.
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
I'll bring my own cheese to my next doctor appointment
reaper8891
At monarto zoo in Adelaide , South Australia they use "cheesymite" cheesy vegemite for the cheetahs and they LOVE it.
faceofpoopy
The vet I went to would do a quick little tug of their fur when putting the needle in, makes so much sense. There's so many ways to do it
DinoTherapy411
Someone at work today was trying to come up with the product Cheez-wiz and said Squeeze Cheese instead. I love it.
Meatwad5
That is not how you recap a needle
Goomba42
Never ever recap a needle
KallePaulsen
Pretty much what i did when i had to inject insulin to my cat. Works perfect when they are in food frenzy. Every time.
Sutashi
My parents would give their diabetic dog some ham when they gave him his shot.
JupitersWitch
Cats loves cheese. At least all the cats I have ever known do.
sendmepuppers
Is...is this how we get the anti-vaxxers?!
ckcakes
Dude. I might bring my own damn Cheez Whiz next time I have to take one of mine to the vet.
MidnightBaelfire
We feed my moms cat a small amount of wet food when we give him his insulin.
1DogAnd1Gay
They tried that with my dog but she was too excited to be meeting people. My household isn't very social so it is a rare treat for her.
KarmaDemon
I'm reminded that cats get diabetes sometimes
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
It really works, they amputated my brother's leg while he was busy eating a hamburger.
SeveredHeadOfJohnDenver
That's a rough fuckin' Wendy's he ate at.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Hey, if you forget your wallet...
thatsmyfetish69
Cheese in a can=WIN!
ArgleMyBargle
Don't recap needles! I cringed!!
Edgarflaps
Clever vet.
BuzzoBumble
Clever but has a very high chance of a needle stick injury when practices recapping needles.
Sutashi
My vet keeps spray cheese and peanut butter in the exam rooms. I get the feeling this is a common tactic.
raptorking
As an animal nurse can confirm. One of my go to moves for pupers especially. Cats tend to be picky.
MantisTobagganMD
Get crazy with the Cheese Whiz!
divedeeper
Unsanitary!!!
hthecvt
I work at a vet clinic. We use meat baby food. Pets love it.
Melonfish
So, does the cat have to get vaccinated again each time it loses a life?
Malus333
Asking the real questions again because of mobile app buggery
whsdd123
Huh. THe amount of sterilization and safety for vet seem far less stringent than for humans
DaveTheScientist
In many countries they don't swab your arm before giving a needle. Not too different.
SleepyKitten
This isn't normal, and I can say that most will still have a way to control (hold) the pet during these procedures.
Akreyeiu
It actually is pretty normal.. You wouldn't believe the number of Dr's I trained with who walked into surgery wearing jeans & a buttonup.
ImaPhDnotarealDr
She recapped the needle?!?!?
twfeline
Just be careful when you do it.
GoodOlCornholeJackson
You cap it to then break off the needle before disposing so it isn't re-used
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
My cats, who are absolutely terrified of going to the vet, surprisingly never even react when given their shots.
twfeline
There must be far more terrifying things that vets do to cats.
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
My cats are big babies, because all the vet and the techs do is pet them and tell them how cute they are the whole time.
DaveTheScientist
Cats have an insanely high pain tolerance, so they probably legit don't even notice a small needle. The pain tolerance is actually an issue
DaveTheScientist
for vets, because it can be really hard to tell when they are actually hurting somewhere. They just tend to ignore it.
Sutashi
My vet allows drop offs so you don't have to take off work. I used to do that & was always told what a well behaved boy my cat was. Then...
Sutashi
1 day I get a call asking me to come get him. I get there & am taken to the back where he had barricaded himself in a corner & would...
Sutashi
try to bite anyone who came close. I call him & he comes up to me & let's me put him in his carrier. Now I have to stay w/ him else he bites
cactuskid1956
Wish my doctor gave me a slice of pizza when he sticks his finger up my Arse.
cheezopuff
https://media1.tenor.com/images/45673f046b30f71c4ae37065b5d50b97/tenor.gif?itemid=5368776
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Preferably before, not after
Randommiddle1
What happens if... Afterwards, whenever you eat pizza you start getting an erection from then on from that past experience?
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Don't tell me you don't get an erection when eating pizza?
Kaplar
"Doctor"
dolphindreamsandsatan
The dreaded visit to Dr. Fingerlube...
ProfessorFarnsgirth
Made me chuckle 1+
n0n53n53
tacopartyinyourmouth
Our clinic uses cheez wiz too. Works great
swagb98623
So does my doctor
ItsTheCT
Same here, reppin Knoxville
Malus333
Asking the real questions here
maryjane4u
? wat
Malus333
Mobile app buggery.
NeynasGhost
There...is no question there?
Malus333
Bah stupid mobile app. Was a response to the question about needing new shots after a new life
TurkeySlapa
Congrats, your cat now has autism
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
People really need to quit joking about this, stupid people think it’s true
warslinger
11 antivax idiots hated this joke
TurkeySlapa
And I’m ok with that
BigBadBillyBoy
Oh no, a cat that doesn’t communicate or interact? What will we do?
Catsbycat
SkeletonsNeedLoveToo
come on spray cheese isnt that bad for you.
Jayhatesspidersandshit
Great it's gonna be artistic
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
D'aaaawwtism
ExistenceIsPainWasTaken
Nice.
TognaBlony
And diabetes.
sdrawkcabmIpleH
I have an urge to upvote but I fear too many people might take your comment seriously.
TurkeySlapa
I felt the same way before I posted it... no death threats so far.
besn
SoldMySoulToTheDevliedEgg
Actually, the kitten now has pawtism.
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
More like awwwwtism
degenerator
Goddamnit you beat me to it.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
D'awwwtism
BanadecCamberbootch
As an RN... No safety caps on that needle? Yikes.
Notme68
MUCH different standards for vet work. Especially on a farm. I'd use the same 16ga for sub-q on 3 or 4 animals.
twfeline
It's a kitten.
GooseGuy99
The safety cap is more for the person administering the shot. Recapping that way is not REALLY how you're supposed to recap it.
SleepyKitten
Can confirm they live dangerously at the vet's office
MeezerStandardTime
How is it dangerous? They aren't going to get hepatitis from a kitten.
SleepyKitten
You'd be surprised what kittens can have. Regardless, you should always have a hold of pets when doing any procedures.
BanadecCamberbootch
It's just gross D:
MeezerStandardTime
You wouldn't have thought twice about it before the 80s! E.g., dentists didn't used to wear gloves. My childhood dentist had knuckle hair :(
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Akreyeiu
That's the sarcasm bit... We're not as worried of sticking ourselves since kittens obviously dont have hepatitis.
BanadecCamberbootch
My wife hit a dog with her car (not her fault, completely dark stretch of road, less than 2 seconds reaction time), and we took him to 1/
BanadecCamberbootch
the vet. Puppers was ok, but watching the vet tech sink an IV with no gloves was... an experience. Her response? "Yeah, we just get used 2/
MeezerStandardTime
People in human medicine didn't used to wear gloves for most things 35 years ago. A needle stick at a vet's office would probably be NBD.
BanadecCamberbootch
to the blood. I guess it'd be different for human blood though."
Skyff
This cheese really packs a punch! -cat probably
DownsideToEverything
What kind of punch? a jab, perhaps?
pulpypoop
hines7848
Every time
GoodbyeSpaceSword
That genuinely made me laugh. Thank you skyff
unexpectedusername
IIBatmanIIDeleted
LongCommentChainAppreciator
I thought that was whipped cream... Yet you call it cheese
Skyff
It literally says "fresh cheese" on the can!
Skyff
I take that back. It says "easy cheese"! Cheesiness of content can be debated.
Starcatcher1986
Yup. That's a cheese-like product marketed for human consumption. Generally thought to be a defining part of american cuisine.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Somewhere a cow, a human and a fungi weep :'(
Sirhc978
......Cats like cheez-whiz? o_O
ceemars
Ummm...that's EZ Cheese, you fucking basics. Gawd!
StarmineRendezvous
Siamese kitty my brother owns loves corn bread. Cute watching her beg and gently walk over trying to eat it. She gets a lil.
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
Anything with fat in it
JonRichardsonsDustMop
My sister's cat likes cheddar flavored chips.
MoonyT
ive known multiple cats that would lick the cheese off a Dorito, and one cat that would eat mcdonalds french fries.
Katz00
I have one who will eat a little of it if you give it to her.
MilometersKilometers
My cats don’t really like processed human food. One really likes ice-cream though.
Sutashi
Mines the same. He'll eat fresh meat but nothing else. I can safely leave a plate of food w/o worry.
Sutashi
Oh except cheese. He loves pepper jack.
NandoEdits
My cat loves pizza... not interested in any other bread type food I’ll be eating but I have peace of pizza and she hops right on the table
NerfAriel
My cat likes fresh durian, rosebuds, grape stems, and rambutan rind (we don't let him actually eat the last 2!)
siler7
You're surprised that a cat would enjoy a dairy product?
INJECTHEROININTODICKANDDIE
Lots of saturated fat. Cats like.
DefinitelyHungry
One of my cats likes french frys and potato chips, another likes yogurt. They don't like what the other likes. Cats are weird man.
TakeMeToFrontPageAndBackFiveTimesADay
If it has a trace of dairy or meat (without spices) then yeah. My cats go mental over coffee or tea that’s gone cold cause milk
ChrisThrasher
My cat loves goldfish crackers. So is possible. lol
AlexSomething
Brioche, mini-babybel, emmental, peanuts, almonds, petit beurre biscuits, pastries are among the many unusual things my cat loves
Trimbl
Broccoli, lettuce, cheese, white bread, egg. My cat will eat them all
CongenitalSlurpees
My cat will steal cheese out of my hand if I give her the chance.
StarsArising
Cats love cheese, but its not very good for them, so only give it sparingly and rarely. That being said, if you ever need to bait a cat out>
StarsArising
>from under a porch staircase, a little nugget of cheese can work. Or if a cat/dog needs to swallow a pill, coat that shit w some creamchees
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
Cats will try fucking anything. I didn't think cats liked sweets until I left a sheet cake open on the counter. Paw prints, all I'm sayin.
AFelineMassofEyes
They can't taste sweet. It's the fats in the frosting that they can't resist.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Well I mean it's a savory dairy product, I don't see why not.
Larirari
Doesn't even contain dairy anymore, originally it had
superbest
This is the real shock to me
NeynasGhost
My dad and dog have a whole cheez-whiz ritual for the rare times we actually have it in the house. They love it.
Larirari
Please don't feed your cat cheez-whiz
clutchthepearls
It shouldn't be part of their regular diet, but something about his gif tells me it won't hurt as a rare treat.
AnotherSemanticArgument
I'm sure it's not actively harmful. That said, I'm sure it's fine only in small amounts, as is seen here.
Fuckweasel
I was chopping onions the other day, dropped a few. Cat ate them before I could even bend down to clean it up.
PianoMan2112
I heard onions are poisonous to cats; might want to check that.
Fuckweasel
You are correct. Fortunately she only got a couple small pieces, it takes a large portion once, or smaller portions regularly to poison 1/2
Fuckweasel
them. She's normally pretty good about staying out of the kitchen, but this time I'd let my guard down and they're quick little buggers. 2/2
optimusgoose
I had a cat that went nuts over lettuce. Cheez whiz isn't a shock after that.
TrueSnakeMain
My cat liked to sneeze in my face while I yawn
greygoosery
My mom had a cat that liked lettuce and sleeping in sinks. She named him Shit Head, apparently he was the best.
Gizmodian
Our cat loves croissants.
Zakanakai
I have a cat that will steal cheezits from you
flapperfemmefatale
my cat likes peas, black beans, and chickpeas
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Cats will eat all sorts of shit. My cats loves apples. Can’t get enough of them. Every time I bite into one he comes running from wherever.
rottentot
I think it’s the texture. Mine loves cantaloupe. Just goes to town on it.
CaesarSalad
Mine just love chicken
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Oh man same. Fucking yelling at me and shit whenever I have it. Doesn’t understand hot food though.