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gary's eyes
Jul 28, 2015 12:23 AM
jonelliotelliot
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ruferto
this makes me feel less wierd about recognizing ppl instantly from the way the move in dark rooms
paddythelion
You're. You're. You're. You're. You're. How fucking hard can it be?
ilaughlikethishahaheeheehohohoohoo
This is a talent you should never really know you possess
StickyAndBrownStick
I think someone has a future as a movie star hitman
trailerparksupervisor
Now let me try it with boobs.
AhriAtari
Clearly I'm stuck in the '90s.. Thought Jason Biggs was Freddy Prinze Jr.
kultovbela
Should've used Gary Gilmore's...
iHATEcAPSlOCK
Where are Gary Gilmore's Eyes?
Jadozaurus
I would have guess Alan Cumming and Arnold Schwarzenegger for the last two...
Mttharwood
Sends google image saved in camera roll, other takes photo, puts into google, sees whole face, says name, wins over girl
FranklinGrimes
I know, just google reverse image search, I don't know why everyone's so impressed.
dannnondanimals
Does it count if I said white guy from American pie?
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
Nope. The correct answer is bye bye miss American pie. Thanks for playing tho.
Solkanarmy
I can't even identify emotions from the eyes of someone, let alone who the person is O_o
FelixTheAnimator
Me too.
Anklehurthumpthesink
Gotta finish doing "stuff".....don't play we know you aren't doing shit
DamnThatMashLooksTasty96
those where easy
chocoflender
you're*
apwillenme
OK I'm missing the joke.
poopdecktragedy
Some people actually communicate with others outside of imgur... Fuckin hilarious
cLOLe
I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.
Panzerosu
I've looked at the comments and don't see others who think this is ridiculously easy. I got all these instantly. I thought the guy was (1)
JonathanHoag
There were others. Get together to play. Host images on imgur, use PM to answer, comments to track score.
Panzerosu
taking the piss (2)
ElizaWithAnX
Same here...was waiting for an amazing joke
mythreebirds
everyone has a talent
PlasticMac
or image search. lol
hugsandfishes
I'm a big believer in mediocre super powers
macandcheeseisafoodgroup
*you're
Kyuubles
Also "whose" not "who's eyes are these"
Gambino1234
I looked for this comment
Hobojo03
I did too lo l
k2viking
The hub and I (ok, just I) play this game with "identify the voice in the commercial." I rule at it. RULE.
SmashingChap
11] I'm fantastic with voices. Some people's brains are just naturally good at it I think. When I hear a familiar voice actor, I can always
k2viking
Yeah, me too!
SmashingChap
2] hear in my head other things they've said in other roles.
Killertomato84
This isn't nearly as bad as the "I recognize that bulge!" guy. http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/55/06/550661_1778081.jpg
TwelveAngryMuffins
That was beautiful.
ruferto
dude
FizzleBurger
Still one of my favorite greentexts
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
That's amazing.
gijensen
Tfw I'm on mobile and can't save this gold.
Klaatubaradaniktoo
Wattttttt
ItsJustRocketScience
I remember that!
ORylai
Can you favorite a comment?
CuddlyDwagon
i recognize that gay blowjob!
4chansbboard
I recognize that reference!
SayNoToClothes
Legit laughed
dhelsan
I was in that thread. It was legendary.
TheQuackin
False?
FoxEarFetish
Poor Suzaku...
DoctorSpaceDog
And a return appearance from the demotivational frame that doesn't contribute anything to the picture.
Millillion
Truly it was a different time.
katniped
That bulge is infamous and has been photosphopped onto a lot more pics than those two. (I was on /b/ often circa 2006 and saw it then)
expectopatranus
Circa 2006 ... that explains that fucking "Demotivational" shit. God, that was the worst.
DireSnails
Was gonna say- to be fair, that is a very specific bulge.
4chansbboard
And you aren't now?
katniped
Popyseed11's comment, basically: I imgur, facebook, and tumblr now. I'll see all the interesting shit anyway. Same reason I don't front page
Popyseed11
It got kinda eh. Same stuff as years ago and everyone still trying to be edgy
ac112
He's learned how to photoshop bulges between then and now. He doesn't need to go back.
katniped
I am a she thank you very much.
liliputian7
Not on the fucking Internet. And you said you frequented /b/
thegelatoking
I got all three. Can we start playing this now?
lysithean
Same here I like this.
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
There were 4.
thegelatoking
My mistake. Yes, 4.
dammitdan
Hold your ground, pushover. There were three, and don't let anyone convince you otherwise.
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RCMPSurveillanceHorse
judy goldburg?
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RCMPSurveillanceHorse
that was actually my first guess amazingly but being the smart ass i am...
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noonerspisms
sorry for buzzfeed but here http://www.buzzfeed.com/christopherguerrero/can-you-identify-these-male-celebrities-from-their-eyes#.kjVdWkOrER
Nail90
Says sorry for buzzfeed, links to buzzfeed with embedded youtube video, rather than linking to youtube video
ShospleColupis
I would not have ever guessed Jason Biggs because I haven't seen him in anything relevant in so long.
YouFuckinAsshat
Would you recognize George Washington even though you haven't seen him in anything in a long time?
Khaelan
Weirdly enough he was the only one I recognized.
nickerification
Orange is the new black
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
Orange is the new black
Drougals
Orange is the new Black
Dickiedickdickenz
Have you ever?
TobySomething
Tom hanks I thought
swatz
Wasn't he the voice of Leo in the new TMNT? (winks)
yoadrian
But look at him, he's the piefucker!
ilovemyboobs
i thought his face was mirrored, but no, he's just symmetrical
ReptilianOverlord
The last thing I saw him in was the music video for "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus.
ermitanyo
Life can be full of little mercies like that sometimes...
barbaramanatee
I guessed Mclovin
NiftyNips
Lol I guessed Alan Cummings
Fishticuffs
Tim Allen though?
ShospleColupis
I dunno.. I really enjoyed home improvement so I am pretty familiar with him.
smashpro1
He was Leonardo in the first season of of new Ninja Turtles series, but that was just voice acting.
5plus5isSchfiftyFive
He's in OITNB but that's all that I've seen him in recently.
TittySprinklesAndClitter
Not in this most recent season of OITNB. :)
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
Fuck Larry :-)
IGoodSurgeonZeBest
Calm down Polly
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
hey, we have fun, but what an unnecessary character (I know some of it is based on reality)
GooberSnotpants
So glad the most recent season dispensed with that story line.
ShospleColupis
I haven't seen enough of that show yet
5plus5isSchfiftyFive
The g/f got me hooked on it. Wasn't impressed at the start but it grew on me and actually love the show now.
MeganMeow
Try Wentworth, is like OITNB but grittier and without the annoying romance storylines
Ihrtbeer
Does this comment include season 3? Haven't watched it yet
asdfghjklinkin
Larry doesn't appear in season 3. RIP Larry.
AnusMaximusConquerorofAnus
The worlds most useless superpower
CoeusDarksoul
Not true... I can control the weather! I just can't figure out how to control the ability itself...
Jetz72
Ability to breathe when immersed in deadly acid.
NiftyGoblin
Unless there is a celebrity secret society of ninjas who are dedicated to stealing the Declaration of Independence and the only way to >
NiftyGoblin
> identify the thief is a picture of the thieves eyes... it was Nick Cage... who am I kidding.
Lubsapotomus
He's the hero we all deserve
HanSolo312
I dunno no superhero or villans alter ego would be safe from him
foxfire1112
I'm only mildly annoyed (and not scared) by spiders. i kinda just shoo them away and continue with my life. This is my superpower
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
I can stop a bullet. Once.
VonGod
Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Most useless superpower? If this guy was a freaking cop he's bust SO MANY CRIMINALS! Useless my ass!
zeaga
Unless you're a tabloids reporter or government agent who can recognize superheroes by the eye holes in their masks?
arghnard
Or a freelance law enforcement agent who can identify masked crooks.
pronacc
But eyes are the most defining quality of the face. I mean, we censor eyes to hide someone's identity.
liquidbeef
Mine is being able to tell which mc nuggets are white meat vs red without biting into it. They're all white now so it's obsolete!
CowOnDrugs
what if a celebrity in a ninja outfit comes=
blitherypoop
Dunno. Mine is retaining water. That's incredibly useless.
fayseman
Hello... Ever heard of a cactus? U know why nothing else lives in the desert... Until now?
resipsaloquitor
Mine is catching things right after I drop them but before they hit the ground. They call me Status Quo Crusader.
MOTHERFUCKINGODIN
That sounds pretty damn useful if you ask me.
blitherypoop
It really isn't. My feet get massive, then I piss a lot and my feet shrink back down.
MOTHERFUCKINGODIN
Oh dude that's weird as fuck
blitherypoop
I think it's bc of all of the sodium in the shit I eat. Planning on starting a "clean" (I hate that term) eating thing on 8/1.
Goodnewwseveryone
Mine is shooting water off your hands in the shower...
FellWolf
Tim Allen's eyes look like Robin Williams to me :(
Klaatubaradaniktoo
Yea. Me too...
siler7
I got Tom Hanks.
Durzaka
I thought it was Robin Williams too...
neongraph
i thought it was chuck norris. i don't know, all us white people look the same to me
Kylemon
I was thinking Arnold schwarzenegger
roccolover
Awh I thought the same :(
GoogleFucker
Me too :(
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Oh Jesus, someone hug Tim Allen.
Teas
Maybe because they both spend a lot of time smiling and laughing and have those marks on their eyes.
TorSverre
Arnold?
umpahimself
+1!
whorlwind
I thought the same, thought in retrospect eyebrows not hairy enough, and not quite sad enough in the eye.
Jalkii
Think Robin Williams as Peter Pan in Hook, that is when his eyes look like Tim Allen's from the post above. I kinda want to compare them.
Jalkii
Looking at more of Robin's pictures, he does seem to squint more, but his happy, smiling face eyes are similar to Tim's.
meowrissa24
I thought it was either Robin Williams or Tim Allen
perthaussiecunt
Just for you, @FellWolf - http://imgur.com/UKZ1vsJ
Riyakou
Yeah, it did to me, too. Now I'm sad.
Verbalmammal
I thought jason bateman
FjodorDoctorJetski
I thought it was George W Bush. ..
Iambikecurious
Same
sidfromtoystory
get out of my head
thisisthehardestdecisionofmylife
Same!!
guessimfloating
same! lol
SomethingReallyAmusing
yes.
ModusPonens
Me too. I think, at this point, we can confirm that there is a legitimate resemblance.
perthaussiecunt
You can’t imagine another actor playing the role of Mrs Doubtfire, can you? Well, Tim Allen nearly nabbed the part, but he turned it down.
rshackleford
My first guess was chuck norris
Kylemon
I was thinking
thefantasticzissou
SAMESIES!
StandardDeviant
And Gary Sinise looks like Tim Curry
therealishjohnnyblaze
Brian Williams
agumonkey
For a second I thought Arnie
TheUnfortunateMoose1
Thought the same thing. Too soon.
badmuthafucker
No it's definitely Tim Allen
DrunkAnna
Am I the only one that thought Gary Sinise's eyes belonged to Tim Curry?
downofathistle
I thought it was Nigel Farage...
pizzatherapist
I thought they belonged to Josef Fritzl
TeeJayJay
I thought they belonged to Andy serkis.
nellethiel
I thought it was Peter Capaldi.
DrunkAnna
For reference:
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POTUSBrown
Ah!
DrunkAnna
#1
NataliePortwoman
Me too! And for a split second I thought tim allen's eyes were Robin Williams' but now that I look at it again...not as much
Grant0
That was my guess as well - Both Robin Williams and Tim Curry
Wulfgang77
More. Harder.
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Thoraxe123
I can't fuckin get any of these
OurDeerGod
Seriously guys, are we doing phrasing again?
theman20
Archer isn't, but Imgur is.
LeoHwzr
Pull my hair, spit in my eye, wash my windows, flush after use, call me susan
DanDanDaaaaannnnn
Title of OPs sex tape
Clitastrophe
Shmewkey
http://imgur.com/AEyy5ae
Danglebutter
Less. Softer.
11ImBatman11
This is the best comment by far
fe1od1or
Sounds like sign language.
erischilde
Faster, deeper.
BHObiWanKendoobie
So first comment now says 1st on it? I love it.
frostybox
holy shit thats weird, only missed one!
iamthisguy247
More. Faster. More. Stronger.
sexybeast0709
Nahnahnahnah they dont kill me, can only make me stronger, i need you to hurry up now, cause i cant take much longer
Jusmar
Ugh, that bastardisation.
luvlychibi
Más. Más Duro.
durtboydurtboy
MadeWithClay
Two words with dots at the end earn you 7k-____- what is life man+1
Wulfgang77
I know right?! That's all it took? Repeating two words found in the post? Wow...
Bigballz
I've been trying to get top comment for months. So you just repeat something from the post? Goddamnit
Anotherlevel34
Slut.
WhiskeyTangoFedora
Shmewkey
http://imgur.com/yawUXrO
OverratedUserName
Why i read it like its said in german pornography film...
Nobodyn0se
Legit popped a boner.
raspymorten
https://sarahmarieh.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bow-chicka-wow-wow-sam-glee.gif
Canadiandustbin
Uah uah uah
magila
That's what she..........I can't you guys go ahead without me.
Raulcg27
Thats what she said.
SWJ2
Crazytrain77
Brazzers.
Raulcg27
Thats what Whe said
Dazzgracefullmoon
RadiOlendelL
Work it harder Make it better Do it faster Makes us stronger
mrcreeperman30
ItsFantastic
snipars
HotMilky
Pretty sure that's dickbutt. More. Harder.
aceandduce
Lenny you asshole
ashipthatshipsshippingships
You did it congrats.
SirBraxton
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
InsertCoinToPlay
Phrasing!
wheelzy
Don;t even need to read the comments.
Phendoxian
This got funnier after seeing ASL cuss post.
JangoDarkSaber
JumpTheCheeseburger
French ISIS dickbag.
DeltaNovum
Sylvester stalone
brippitybrew
that's what -she
BlooPigeon
Actually it's "that's" -she
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
"'That's what' -she" -Yoda
BoopedYourNose
phrasing!
HeyItsHerrTrigger
ayyyyy-o
Imgurian001
More. Harder.
customercaremuch
Damn you...
Sharpastic
BLOWJOB POOP SAME TIME
liberator666
Ahhh, the good ol blumpkin..
thebesteverdeathmetalbandoutofDenton
this made me laugh uncontrollably at work. thank you.
5700
Decent
GrizzlyWicks
i didnt know that blumpkins were a thing till that post lol....i need one
FatherElderberries
Slower slut
nacko
But I done run outta dick!
TastyBrainMeats
So you change your fucking position.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
You close her legs.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
I was going to say that, so have an upvote and my respect.
ItWasMeWhoFarted
"when your girl say dumb shit like 'more, deeper' hit that bitch back with 'smaller, tighter'"
ItWasMeWhoFarted
"what the fuck you think I got?! three extra inches of dick on reserve?!"
DidItForScience
How do you say that with American SIgn Language?
FuckThisThingInParticular
Do it, makes us?
jeffgoldblumsmom
That's what OP's mom said last night
Scard4l1fe
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
theman20
I don't know about you, but I'll always do phrasing.
BottomKek
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
PakitoTaquito
Give it to him OP
AlmightyLenny
I approve.
Lordbandington
Excellent username
Pleasedontletittouchme
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CanonOrNikon
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Russiansalad
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hovenbeet
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Lenny?
quaffle54
You clever bastard.
maverickquasar
I'll take "Things my girlfriend screams every time we copulate" for 500
situatedbean
Ooooh like a sex joke?... Gotcha...
banansvele
Riyakou
I must avert!
NonWellKnownImgurian
Bravo
RomanRugby
This comment should win a whole internet.
EuphoricHitlerMLGsp0oky
"Valjean, at last, we see each other plain..."
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
Oh fucking WELL DONE
ireadyouremailz
Dominian
JAVERT HIS EYES!
FlamingNarwhal
You little shit. +1
alloutoflollipops
Now look here.
Isbjorn
Well played. Well played.
UrsaUrsa
ayyyy
sarahtopsrawr
Who..? His eyes, they look like they hold a sense of a goal fallen short, of anger...
Shmewkey
http://imgur.com/yawUXrO
dmex
At first I was really proud of myself for knowing... but when I realized why I know, I also realized you got me.
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IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
Shhhhhh He goes only by Javert now.
some1one
You're no fun
TheRealGoogleChrome
Ned Stark ...pfff easy
AncientWeapons
Its Javert dude lol
TheRealGoogleChrome
Or Boromir dude ..they kinda look alike
FredTwo
I thought it was Sharpe
Kuckles30
Is that fucking Javert?!
coolwtevr
YOU GET A GOLD STAR.
OtherBarryDylan
No, it's Becky.
QuadrilateralEnix
That's //Inspector// Javert to you!
GeorgeWeasleysLeftEar
No it's Russell Crowe.
Goodnewwseveryone
Are you cheating? You're so good at this game!
thepupgoesbork
No how would I cheat that fast?!
TinyLiehon
I think it's SFW Javert
FlamingNarwhal
Yup http://xfinity.comcast.net/blogs/movies/files/2012/12/Les_Mis_Day5_blog.jpg
247flashgames
That URL was an adventure! :P
CoolKidzSayWhat
No, it's Maximus
5outof7deadlysins
Javert your eyes
MotherAskani
Javert, your eyes
liliputian7
*kisses palm, smacks you*
OmaeWaMouShindeiru
I never understood this one. Is this a pun?
5outof7deadlysins
http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=javert+your+eyes+meme
OmaeWaMouShindeiru
I am aware of the Javert gifs, but why exactly Javert your eyes? Because Javert looks so sad?Or because you need to spot him with your eyes?