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Fun stuff. Send something pleasant, same name on discord.
RedTailedHawk
#15 meowf
Hayashima
#35
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#14
BornOnAMonday83
I feel like some people tried this not to long ago. I dont remember it going well....
amoeba15
#25 it was Hep C!
LTCmdrTomDodge
profiledit
#46
FaithAlone
#1 this pic is fire tho
schismatosis
https://youtu.be/_Rvr6m0KNJw?si=g4-Zd7qMNPqyRCky
stewartanderson80
#24 Never married but yeah those reminded me of my profile pics before i gave up on dating.
MeatyMouthfeel
Sometimes in the morning, I get fresh memes from @op. Sometimes it's nothing but big, pulsating Throbbers.
deafkitten
Hope you appreciate such a consistent meme throat fucking.
thesavagery
#35 send that shenanigans on discord, sir
deafkitten
Ha front page rewards have turned into me providing more shit to people ha. So greedy.
Nerfgunner
#1
schismatosis
Way she goes, buddy
haveanupvotegif
Uandi82muchBeer
#38 That's a keeper
fartharder
#28 I pity the fool who don't see Mr. T
DarkSock
I see a sulking Drake, listening to Kendrick Lamar's latest diss track
fartharder
LOL
ItsActuallyDavidNow
I like your memes.
profiledit
I like your gif.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
griffinvention
#6 If you experience a throbber lasting more than four hours, please contact the help desk.
themobileappisbroken
#28 I see this guy.
AnUpvote
HillOfBeans
https://i.imgur.com/r3zbWuG
AmbientCapitalism
#35 you have no idea
GroovyLiberator
Oh why
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Why would you make me read this with my own eyes?! Ugh
farfie
If I had to see this then everyone else has to.
autodidacticcortex
#6 … 25 years in digital UI/UX design. Never once heard of it being called a throbber.
jdm2
I thought it was a definition made up for the image but it’s real.
tantallous
well you can't say that any more i guess!
autodidacticcortex
“I should have checked myself” - man who wrecked himself
TheMiamiVicePresident
#46 I’m 37 and this is an unprecedented level of personal attack, I feel like someone threw a glove at me
DarkSock
SMELL the GLOVE...
lurkyloos
Ginoawesomesauce
Ya, I didn’t start getting tattoos or doing any drugs except alcohol until my late thirties. It’s a good deal. My brain is at least fully developed and I’m aware of my gradual descent into madness 😀
lindabelchersfirstcousin
Goddamn, you're up early today....+1 early birdie
joeyecho101
Can't be "up early today" if you never went to sleep last night.
lindabelchersfirstcousin
cryborg
Raileks
I like this but it might've been better to leave the voices entirely out of it.
cryborg
Yeah. I've debated that since I started getting more "serious" about GIFs, and you're right. Other GIF-makers drop the voice in & out, but I think it only works if it's at key, fun, dramatic moments. & how the f did I not notice that Sam's crosshairs are *under* the text that is supposedly etched on the manifold. I might redo this one.
Looongtimelurker
#38 I see this as a win.
DrudgeCatX
He's probably stoked but to share it in that signature... Complex Context lead up... And slam! Allegedly
FiftyShadesOfArugula
That's the kind of hint men need. Complete with the Grover voice and everything. Nothing else is direct enough
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#13 "nephson"
jdm2
There’s a lot to unpack in that description.
averageNerdyGuy
It’s such a perfectly, disgustingly apt word.
BisAndThighHighs
#38 I know a lot of people would be like "This is awesome, marry her!" but at the same time if your partner is doing something with their genitals that's making you uncomfortable you should really talk to them about it. Explain you're not comfortable with genitals randomly pushed in your face, regardless of whether they consider it to be a bit of fun. I remember that thread and all replies they got were basically "Men should love that!" and anyone who went against that got downvoted to hell.
PaperinoVB
Yes, of course. In all seriousness, everyone should be able to choose what the partner can or cannot do with their genitals or - let me say it clearly - other parts of their body. II she did the same with her other lips or with her hands, mimicking the same speaking gesture, he *could* also feel offended, and NO FUCKING ONE has the right to tell him he shouldn't. But let me say also that I'm fairly sure 97.43% of men would take it as a funny and friendly action ;-D. It's all about communicating.
Gaelwyn
Nobody has a right to choose what someone else does with any part of their own body, whether you're in a relationship or not. Your choice is what people do to you, which yes does include opting out of things they do to themselves while in your personal space, and opting out of a relationship with them if they won't respect your boundaries.
PaperinoVB
Uhhh... I'm sorry, trying to remain in the characters limit for a single post I omitted the "to you or near you" part. You're absolutely right, of course.
Gossgoss
By the wording of the OP, it doesn't seem the genitals being in his face is the issue, it's the manipulation thereof with the muppet voice that he doesn't seem to care for. If it bothered him he should have communicated it. Which is ironic because he listed "great communication skills" as a plus for her, obviously not so for him.
GreenJayBird
I agree. If it was a guy shoving his genitals in her face, everyone would see the problem
PaperinoVB
Many women wouldn't, if it's their partner. If it's a random guy of course it would be a really big problem :-(
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
#38 she sounds like a lot of fun to me
albaboss
Right? I literally laughed out loud. She’s a keeper
albaboss
Also I’m going home today to my husband and doing this. It may change our relationship forever but that’s a risk I’m willing to take
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
#28 I see a white Mr T.
binkyboy876
I see Brad from Lisa the Painful
Thaelin
I think you mean a 'Mr. Kit-T'.
TinyRavenFeathers
That’s definitely Mr T!
baraseth
Plain White T
acatinbirdsclothing
I was so happy to see the comment under it, I was honestly a little upset that I was supposed to see anything other than Mr. T.
RedBeard747
I see a woman choosing a bear.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I definitely saw a bearded man.
clinton6952
THER IT IS! I couldn’t express it, but you nailed it. Thank you.
lovehandlesmessiah
AbelardSnazz
I see a cat
MagnumRadhard
Yeah. You're thinking of Zangief
bekindtoanimals
Same
MutantTurd
Zangief
TheMiamiVicePresident
Over400
doppelfisch
That's who I saw, too.
WTT24
YES as soon as I saw the pic, before reading a single word.
PaperinoVB
#38 Of course you married her, right? RIGHT?
xXx69420xXx
Some people have no spice tolerance
doctorId
This post is the funniest thing I've read all month. I lost it when he described it as a Grover voice.
SendMeyournudesladies
I would love this… funny and sexy, hell yeah
glink33
I married a woman like this, best decision of my life.
DarkSock
Can't talk with your mouth full…
Modern Problems require modern solutions.
BelialDenial
Tell her to make it speak like cookie monster. Nom Nom Nom
DangerBaer
Nookie Monster.
thekeyofe
Coochie Monster.
TheSilverSeraph
Wait till you see how she will say the vows at the wedding
Chalybos
Best. Reception. Ever.
psugab
The ventriloquist act between her and her sister was hilarious
CardeasIV
They were just pussyfooting around
LeSethX
I'm more concerned about the 10 year age gap
SometimesLucid
I agree with you
NauseousPanda
Why
chewmaca2
Her vagina is the same age as her. Even if it has a Grover-esgue voice.
glink33
She's over 24 which is when most people have matured enough to make relationship decisions like this for themselves. My parents are 10 years apart and they met met when my mom was in her 30s. It only gets weird if the younger person is between 18 and 24 and the older person is 30+. If Leo would date them then they should stick to their own age group.
LeSethX
It gets better when older. If your mom is the younger parent, as implied in your comment, then it's fine. In the listed ages, 26 is barely above the "half your age +7" for the 36. It would be even worse if they have started earlier, eg 18 and 28, still the same 10 year gap. But it's not the "end all, the relationship is cursed", more a red flag, hence when it's more concerning that private humor
LoveMyEmotionalBaggage
While I don’t personally understand people who seek out people drastically lower in age at some point we need to acknowledge that every relationship is transactional and if both parties are consenting adults AND there is no power dynamic then we can get the “squick” but judging them says more about us.
If you don’t think a 26 year old woman can make her own decisions on who she wants to date, what other decisions is she not able to make?
1/2
LoveMyEmotionalBaggage
2/2 sometimes you meet someone and you click… later you discover the age gap is wider than you intended… do you walk away when everything else clicked or do you give it a shot? Again, as long as both parties are legal consenting adults and there is no power dynamic in play.