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FP EDIT: Thank you all so much for helping this make front page! This is my first front page post! You've all made a happy Imgur user!
#the_more_you_know
Librekom
Cuba always could import any pesticides, embargo is only with US not the rest of the world!
VizenFatale
#4 and then Harambe had to go Fuck it all up for gorilla-human relations.
underlord2132
I realise it may be going to a good cause, but I don't feel like that woman should gain anything from ruining a masterpiece.
vividmarker
Fact #25 ... 'The boy who harnessed the wind' ... interesting book about him worth a read
sonnydojo
#12 - It's a theory that everyone trips while dying, when the brain releases DMT - considered one of the most potent psychedelics.
nozerohero
Dicks stowed for Jambo
betterave
What is mindful exercise?
crittermom
Yoga.
Doctorsithlord
#4 hit a bit too hard today of all days
RepostSadistic
LBJ, appointing Thurgood Marshall to the Supreme Court, “Son, when I appoint a ni**er to the court, I want everyone to know he’s a ni**er.”
TheManInTheWall
The soviets were kinda dicks
Whoamioooooo
I just finished a half marathon and that dog destroyed my time.
DiggerPlease
I love him/her.
aRepost
#15 I want to see a slug use an exercise wheel.
JustCallMeBean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5gI1joaCxI
JanbroMunoz
We should start putting wheels in the wild hooked up to power grids. Free energy!
Groobs03
#19 reads like a Monty Python skit.
ccooper524
And there was much rejoicing
DickMercenary
yay..
fourkingbaker
"Facts"
LilRedFoxtrot
#4 NO ONE SAY IT
Cammo353
Elonth
#4 hurambe was just trying to follow his idol. He just got a little carried away with it.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
#11 died while tripping, that's going to be literally everyone's worst trip from now on "I'm gonna die like aldous!"
danvolodar
And soma wasn't even hallucinogenic, it just made users high on euphoria.
DiggerPlease
I always assumed it was more like an opiate rather than a hallucinogen when I read it
omgIDidntKnewICouldChangeMyUsername
He tripped while dying: he was going to die no matter what happened, and his wife asked if he wanted to take some LSD, so he said yes
bondagewithjesus
That had to either be the best or worst experience of his life well other than dying
ImARottenTomatoLookingForLove
#4 Does browsing on imgur count?
ngentechllc
Always
yoginioftruth
#4 Why Harambe?!?
RadishIsAMeat
Jambo protected the child, Harambe grabbed the child. It's all about body language and threat to life.
Stratego89
Harambe was protecting the kid too. They just wanted a BS excuse to kill something.
TheInternetShouldHaveAClosingTimeSoICouldSleep
LarryLeidermann
Today marks the anniversary of his passing (at least in my time zone). #dicksout
WallpaperProblems
WHAT?
BigBuckeyeDaddy
Recognize! My buddy's getting married today and we snuck dicks out for Harambe on to the playlist
Stratego89
I really want a recording of this wedding -- words I never thought I'd say in my life.
periwinklepanda
Eh, #18 giving birth in front of an audience wouldn't bother me as much as having sex in front of an audience.
ImARottenTomatoLookingForLove
This is how porn was create
babbzilla
I was going to remark on the lack of trust from back then, but then I recalled we're just as distrustful. We just have better technology.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Dont you øoop yourself when giving birth?
periwinklepanda
Yes sometimes, I didn't with my first. Usually if you have help, who ever is helping cleans it up and moves on. You're actively pushing at/1
periwinklepanda
that point so honestly you don't care if you poop or not. *help with delivery (nurse, doctor, midwife, etc)
squishcat
Trust me momma don't give a crap at that point they're just relieved that baby is out of them.
periwinklepanda
Yup
ZOMGNO
Some people do, but there are a looooot of other fluids going on too.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Yeah. Still not going to do that.
TipsyCareBear
I don't know how to feel about potato Jesus anymore.
Kkenn
LOL
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Violent rage
WhiskeyFuerte
It was still a crappy job.
Szwejkowski
It's still hilarious. Nice that she didn't stay in shit for it too. She and her son matter more than the artwork.
ExplainThisJoke
They probably handled it exactly as Jesus would have
badtaste
Giving responsibilities to unqualified staff is the problem. If the church cares so much, could give her money w/o letting her ruin the art.
LookingLikeASnack
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but didn't she do it on her own without being told to or given permission? Is this a he said/she said thing?
Ryugarika
no one knew, by the time they saw what she'd done it was wayyy to late
mastshin
we missed an opportunity by not calling it "Spuddy Christ"
SueZeeKew
I swiped as I was reading your comment and giggled. Had to come back and give you an upvote.
TheFIoridaMan
Only one upvote? I guess not many people have watched Dogma. +1
NikoPhiNiko
One of my favorite movies
sonotfunnyName
Exactly now I feel bad.
Hyero
From my point of view it's upsetting to see a historical painting altered horrifically, but she did it in good faith, so it's not too bad.
z3lfmoord
The painting is screwed up because they didn't let her finish the restoration
IdentifyingMoniker
It also gained fame and a staggering increase in donations and attention for the church... It propelled from from obscurity to infamy.
NoOne428
I also heard it got properly restored later so it's a win win
2graves
Was that a level 4 pun sir?
ZweiTime
We're going to have to quarantine the comment section of this post, puns of that level could kill a man.
realdjshields
From my point of view, it's the painting that's evil
ViciousZen
I hate paint, it's wet and it gets everywhere.
IDONTKNOWWHATWEREYELLINGABOUTLOUDNOISES
Only painters deal in absolutes.
ifuckdragons
It wasn't an especially notable piece of art, so I give it a pass
bumbl3b33
As a Red Sox fan: I have much respect for those Yankees.
KtotheUZGandaUn
As a Yankees fan, I'm confused at the bowling team's stupidity. You have a fucking bowling ball and still manage to get beat up?
KtotheUZGandaUn
You'd be lucky to be alive if you got hit with one.
jcdiris
I hate the a Yankees, and really love this and gained respect for them.
Repostcomments
I think they fired one of the players after it, I seem to remember reading it before. Probably Wikipedia.
justino37
As a Cubs fan, i wish we still had Gleyber Torres.
BlasserDuennerJunge
For using violence as a solution? Something only US-Americans can be proud of.
LowQuaIityBait
DeafVader11
If you are Russian, what about the Cold War and the suppressions of Eastern Bloc countries?
dontlookatmeever
His username is BlasserDuennerJunge. Probably a Kraut, which makes him even more hypocritical.
TheLynxProphet
Does his username mean something?
ItsUncleSam
I don't speak Nazi so I can't tell you what it means, but it is definitely Kraut speak.
DeafVader11
Mmmm, alright. I will allow that. Upvote to you sir! I'm ashamed of the majority of the Germans these days. They are like pussies.
dontlookatmeever
The German of today makes me ashamed of my heritage. Something about that damn war changed them forever into truly slimy creatures.
jcdiris
Because Americans are the only ones in the world who use violence right?
OutlawAggie
From your comments I ascertain you're German, didn't you have that whole final solution a few years back?
hobbitbandit
Or French, they just give up
HaberdasherInGold
I'm not agreeing with him, but most Germans aren't proud of that whole thing.
OhSnapToiletPaper
#20, Soviets: lovers of the fine arts and men of their word. I'd just shoot him quickly as he was clearly Stalin for time.
grter
with the flow
grter
If it was an SS commander, I wouldnt be concerned. But this is just a soldier. Not all German soldiers were bad, they were just forced to go
scrim4
Clean Wehrmacht much?
GingerCatDude
"FBI director" James Comey! Hahahaha
fbutt09
So long sucker....not much intelligence from his part.
veritasgear
Found the Trump supporter.
Akn4bkn
I'm pretty sure his congressional hearings will have plenty of intelligence to it.
ngentechllc
Lol oops! Hahah sucks to be him
HamJenkins
AntiProtoss
Fine addition.jpg
Tellcerseiitwasme
Fresh prince?
kaymon
Fresh Prince
ethanpanda101
You're telling me, i just wrote a paper on the national cybersecurity problem b/c of pot and I used quotes from him. Had to go back and call
ethanpanda101
Him FORMER FBI Director. Fucking A.
salandria
Well. At least you got an A
ChiLLeCheeze
At least you can stretch the essay out a bit longer. Some high school students would kill for that kind of stretch.
chrisis
Sounds trivial with Find and Replace.
ethanpanda101
It's less about using a tool in Microsoft Word and more about how the dynamic in my essay changing because he's not the acting FBI director
chrisis
Ah gotcha
Ellimem
Yea. Hilarious. He was fired as an act of obstruction of justice. lololol
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Zamm005
You've never heard "The enemy of my enemy is my friend"... Didn't know they had rocks to live under with internet connection?
Baz135
There may have been good reason to fire him, but he wasn't fired for those reasons sooooo
AStegosaurus
The reason for his dismissal makes a big difference, and you are a dumbass for not realizing that.
AStegosaurus
Example: If you fire an employee for being bad at the job, that is fine. If you fire an employee for their race, that is a crime.
Eneficus
Trump said he fired comey while thinking about russia during an interview
BookerLegit
Yeah! What's unethical about firing the guy investigating you?
sbristol
Gowdy and Chaffetz don't seem to think it was unfounded
Illthinkofausernamelater
He was fired fue to incompetence. But whatever floats your Trump hating boat.
captainikag
Until Trump made another oopsie and said he did it because of Russia. The irony in Trump firing the "incompetent"
Illthinkofausernamelater
Trump could cure cancer and Americans would complain about him taking away business from hard working doctors. Y'all reaching.
captainikag
Nah usually it's more like Trump creating cancer to give doctors more jobs but then they die of cancer too fast to even be treated
Feralkyn
RedDwarfIV
What even are "mindful exercises"? If its anything like Brain Gym, its pseudoscience.
highed
They are simply exercises that help to bring about and keep you aware of the present moment instead of worrying about the future or past.
Feralkyn
This is what I asked but got downvoted for asking lol
sonnydojo
Seems legit, meditation has lots of proven benefits - http://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2011/01/eight-weeks-to-a-better-brain/
Feralkyn
It's more than "mindful exercises" - wat dis - and the sentence structure is 10/10 broen lol
Feralkyn
Took me awhile to understand what it was trying to say
Feralkyn
broken* irony
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I wouldn't say i feel bad for an SS soldier. It's pretty fucked up, and the people who did it were awful, sure, but dude was a Nazi.
hollllllandia
And? I argue that he might have been apart of a terrible regime, he still had a family, aspirations and hope for a future too. He was a
hollllllandia
man fighting for what he believed was right. Just the same as the other nations. Not justifying what happened, just a different spin on it.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I get it, but we do have to hold people involved responsible. This wasn't just a German soldier, it was a member of the SS.
Tunaccat
You're literally justifying it. His beliefs killed millions. This might be controversial w/today's political climate, but fuck Nazis.
tobesoraspberry
right? thems the brakes kids, choices have consequences. Don't go to the woods if you're not ready to meet the wolves
ComradeSillyOtter
And so did all the Soviets, and all those who'd be trapped under the wonderful Generalplan Ost. They were present to kill.
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bleblebla
I agree, they killed civilians on greater scale isis does now in tereitories they control, fuck him
TheNextPresident
I'll upvote you, good sir.
Haxor777
Not sure why you are getting downvoted +1
sifkoh
Because moralizing buffoons defending the people who threw babies into pits of fire are upset that I don't feel bad for that savage.
ComicallyLongUsername
I have no idea why the guy calling someone out for saying "Rest in Peace" to a literal Nazi is sat at -31. What even is this website.
Paragonville
Still think torture is wrong. They knew what they were going to do to him. They should have just ended it. I'd have done the same to -
Paragonville
- Stalin.
sifkoh
I agree, torture is wrong. The answer here is to lambast the soldiers who did it, not lament the death of an SS soldier whose "torture" 1/2
sifkoh
Was fairly tame, and only psychological in nature, considering what he possibly did to Jews. For all you know, he killed jewish children. 2/
WallpaperProblems
They might had been Monsters, but Humans nonetheless.
ComradeSillyOtter
It's the depressing edge of war.
Deanscream
The SS would rape and kill children who refused to fight for Germany, I don't give a flying fuck what they did to him.
sifkoh
http://www.timesofisrael.com/documentary-reveals-secrets-of-sexual-abuse-of-children-in-the-holocaust/
sifkoh
http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/06/24/holocaust.rape/
ODSTsRule
Sources? Or just rambling? Because i never heard of childrape by SS before.
sifkoh
http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/06/24/holocaust.rape/
sifkoh
http://www.timesofisrael.com/documentary-reveals-secrets-of-sexual-abuse-of-children-in-the-holocaust/
Deanscream
Thanks for posting these so people know I wasn't just saying shit.
ODSTsRule
And here i was thinking the Holocaust couldn´t possibly getting any worse....
Feralkyn
I don't know the individual guy. Was the SS fucked up? Hell yeah. But that's still a goddamn sad way to die.
bleblebla
Sad was when germans executed whole families children included for any kind of help to jews, can you imagine having 3 year old child shot
bleblebla
Your child i must add, because you tried to save life of your neighbour? He had it too easy
Feralkyn
That is ALSO sad.
stupidfools
I call BS on #1 because Cuba could buy pesticides from any country except USA. They're in the WTO over 20 years now...
adl7
Oh yeah it's called a US embago for 50+ years you dense fuck and the other 200 idiots.
kiwiflavored
They probably didn't use the relatively modern neonicotinoids though. Sadly, that's about to change
marsgoose
Also socialist governments would never lie in their stats, that has never happened in history.
FBGNorvilleBarnes
"Organic honey"
UpvotingtheHotButton
Exactly. There is no such thing. No certification exists.
superanth
Fair point. They could easily buy DDT from China.
Librekom
Exactly
okeydokeylittlesmoky
Supposedly Russian bee stock is more resistant to mites. So maybe where they imported their queens from helped.
mattpunkd
Yeah, they've dealt with mites for many years longer than the rest of the world. There's also a breed called leg biter-eat the legs of mites
DoYouWannaKnowMySecretIdentity
Also the cause of CCD are still unknown. Current thinking is that there are multiple causes. Pesticides are just one possible part.
SlightlyDodgy
Independent tests (proving they are) have been blocked by the likes of Bayer using the courts. While they fund highly biased tests.
IridescentLotus
I'm curious if varroa mites are in abundance there or not....
pancrazio
Yeah! What if this CCD is an hoax and we reduce the pesticide consumption for nothing?
FatWhiteMaleDisagreesWithYou
The recent recovery of honeybee populations disagrees with you. Neonicotinoids are pretty conclusively the primary factor in CCD.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Got a master thesis in Bumblebees. Thank you.
DoYouWannaKnowMySecretIdentity
I just make mead.
MrMack303
Awesome! I was planning my first batch this weekend. Going to try a mango melomel.
Ryebread91
Haven't started yet but a beer maker of mine said go ahead and do 5 gal instead of 1. For first batch what would you recommend? & what type?
DoYouWannaKnowMySecretIdentity
Regular mead is probably best for beginners. It's just honey, water, and yeast. For yeast White Labs makes a sweet mead yeast I like. 1/
Version0ne
Yep, not to mention it's varroa mites that cause beehive collapse... island nation has obvious isolation aka natural barrier to tiny insects
mattpunkd
It's not varroa. Varroa are much easier to deal with than pesticides. Source- beekeeper.
TwoVhsCopiesOfGoodfellas
Exactly, everywhere except us. The chemicals allowed to be used in the US are ridiculously damaging. You're health laws are seriously bad.
marsgoose
We are not health laws.
snowmMoonBaron
the final one is fucking dark if your going to kill him kill him like that makes you little better than him reveling in his misery
grter
fun fact: the soviets were actually more cruel than the Nazis during the war with so much atrocities. But og course, history is written by..
snowmMoonBaron
I was just pointing out that given the SS's reputation and the lack of information as to background they seemed to be sinking to his level
grter
theyve alrdy sunk far below his level. Soviets were generally no better than Nazis during the war. You shld search up on what happened to
grter
en by the victors
grter
Berlin right after the wall and Soviets took control. Its funny how you dont read that in the history books, but of course, history is writt
LimeJ
I'm not going to begrudge Soviet soldiers after they fought an enemy that sought to exterminate them.
grter
find however. The Allies did alot in rewriting history in their favor after WWII, helped much by modern russian nationalists today
grter
If Hitler never did Op. Babarossa, the Russians would have been with the Nazis all the way in WWII, not the Allies. Next time u think about
grter
fun fact again: the Soviets initially allied with the Nazis at the start of the war. The Holocaust was pretty was inspired by Hitler from th
grter
-the Soviet's successful use of gulags
PaulSmackageFromGrapevineTexas
There is still a difference between the German military and what they did to German civilians.
grter
lmao what did the Germans do their own people? Hitler and the Nazis supported themselves. Thats how he was so popular in the country.
grter
Meanwhile the Soviets screwed themselves over with Stalin consistently killing millions of his own civilians throughout the 1930s
grter
If youre interested, go look up the Molotov Pact from 1939. The Soviets even helped Germany in invading Poland. It may be quite hard info to
grter
praising Russia for their efforts in WWII again, think again. They never fought a fight for the greater good. They only ever fought for them
grter
selves
snowmMoonBaron
Also you've already lost if your justifying your cruelty by what someone else has done
grter
who said anything abt justifying Nazi cruelty here? The only ppl i see are those justifing the Soviets cruelty just because they were fighti
grter
ng against Nazis. And while being all too ignorant about everything else, such as how the Soviets ALLIED with the Nazis in the first place.
snowmMoonBaron
Treating people as objects not humans no matter their background has never backfired or maybe you hadn't read your history
BYBT
No need for all of you to tape your webcams btw, if you aren't high interest targets like the FBI director. Sincerely, not the NSA
Jennyfromthedock
RussianJudge
bondagewithjesus
What about hackers who don't work for government agencies?
DVSBSTrD
They run ads on imgur.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
You really don't need to put stickers over your webcams. It's all a myth. Promise.
samsonguy920
Plenty of other ways to get info, such as Facebook
Dra9onslayer
No idea why it's as widespread as it is. Most people are not worth hacking, so why bother?
Peppersworth
If people want to see me sit at my pc for hours then I don't really care.
marsgoose
Not completely true, most of PCs are fairly easy to compromise, so if you are ugly and low profile than you can pass.
marsgoose
I had customers whose webcams were compromised in order to grab nudes, usually by people they knew.
LordBranmuffin
I don't give a shit if someone is looking at me with my webcam. Now if they turned on the microphone that's a different story...
TheGovernmentCensorsEverythingISay
██, ██████ ████
QuantumSupersexposition
My mother has never done anything of the sort!
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
How dare you.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
You'll do WHAT....for how many cookies?
improbablypooping
Better hope you never jerk off at your computer!
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
Ha! You're one to talk!
improbablypooping
My cam and mic are duct taped!
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
Duct tape? That's cute.
soupisforwinners
Is that true @NotTheNSA ?
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
I just checked his webcam and he's not online.
Efreeti
What you say is more easy to blackmail you with than video of you saying it. If you tape your webcam, why not rip out all your microphones?
Efreeti
Louis Rossmann summarizes it way better than I can in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYY3n4YWvFo
LooseyGooseyBrett
Not true, people have had pics taken of them and the pics held for ransom.
InfinitusEquitas
Easier solution.. Have no shame.
kraeftig
That's my solution.
RedClaws23
How about don't do anything incriminating in front of cameras? Just as a general life rule?
CatsOrExcited
You mean like "never get dressed in your doom room, because there's a computer in the room?".
RedClaws23
I've never gotten dressed in front of a camera. Do you leave your laptop open or have a permanent mounted one on a desktop? Secondly, gettin
RedClaws23
g dressed isn't blackmail worthy in my book. "Oh no! Grainy evidence that I have skin under my clothes! Scandalous!" /s
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
#20 holy crap
ALateCommenter
Classic Russia
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
You're about a year late, but I appreciate your comment none the less
FoxPesdassi
If the German had been regular army, I'd have said yes, holy crap. But since he was SS, I'm with the Russians here.
schobold
oh boy that´s nonsense.
Epineurien
... you are aware that at the end of war every available male was pulled into the military forces (including SS), even children or elders ?
noshna
Your moral obligation would be to refuse and be executed as a result. It's not heroic, it's the bare fucking minimum.
Andolomar
In many ways, the Soviets were worse than the Nazis. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_war_crimes#World_War_II
barf1189
I'd be hard to be nice to the people who killed 20 to 40 million of your people
CheshireCad
There's "being nice", and then there's "not being a fucking psychopath".
barf1189
I've never defended my homeland during total war so I really have no valid opinion here
Ghostguy2
Lol, wot. Seriously though one did the systematic murder of the Jews, Blacks, Gypsies etc. And one didn't
ThatOtherTransGirl
Stalin killed roughly 6 million more people than Hitler did during his reign.
ThatOtherTransGirl
Stalin ordered the execution of far fewer people, but his policies directly caused numerous to die in prison and/or from famine.
FancyGiraffes
Stalin just systematically killed everyone, including jews. Mobile gas vans and shit. Communism, literally worse than Hitler.
Sotai
The Soviets also had racially targeting killings, which intermittently included Jews and Romani. Also "Gypsy" is a racial slut.
Sotai
Slur, fuck auto correct.
WantedToChangeUsernameButHadNoInspiration
(just passing, but I lol'd)
ThatOtherTransGirl
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holocaust">olocaust">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holocaust http://historyofrussia.org/stalin-killed-how-many-people/
Ghostguy2
Listen man, I didn't want to come of rude or on a high horse, sorry if i offended you. We cool?
ThatOtherTransGirl
Oh, I didn't think you were rude or condescending. I just thought you were asking for more information, which I'm happy to provide. :)