This sounds fun.

Dec 31, 2025 6:38 PM

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That's assuming it actually works.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But the auto-break system on that car...may ALSO not let me cut them off.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tealas have replaced BMWs as the douchebag who can't drive car. If a tesla tries to cut me off or run me off the road (happens weekly to me) I genuinely don't know if the driver is a an idiot or the shitty car is doing something stupid and the driver just has to let it happen.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Holy shit, I never thought about that! New skill unlocked!

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

My experience with Teslas is if they're in the fast lane, they're being driven manually, because the autopilot is programmed to never drive in that lane

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

So you're cutting off vehicles that will knowingly drive into fire trucks and barriers on the side of the road because oops they didn't notice them

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

That's placing a lot of faith in a system developed by the people who brought you "oops the doors don't work, guess you're dying in this fire"

3 months ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

I actually worry about this with motorcycle riders. There's never going to be a self-driving motorcycle. So, motorcycle riders that want to be dicks can go around messing with self-driving cars.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't have a Tesla but the motorcycle riders got so close to my car at the stoplight they caused my car to turn off because of 360 degree monitoring and the car thought i was backing up.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do this all the time. And especially Waymo. I have been teaching my daughter to drive here in SF and it's like, "you can always wait to merge when a Waymo is coming. They'll always let you in and never have road rage

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Your traffic is insane!!! Amazing city! I'm teaching my youngest how to use four wheel drive in the deep snow. Happy New Year's from a North Dakotan :)

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, everyone on the road needs to chill the fuck out. If someone is signalling a lane change, that's not asking, that's warning. Let them in, unless it's unsafe to do so.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I mean, I do, 90% of the time, but if you don't give me time to give you space/try to force/bully your way in (ESPECIALLY if you use no signal) you are being a dickhead as well.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tesla drivers around where I'm at are the absolute fucking worst drivers. Either 20 under or 20 over and no in-between.

3 months ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 3

I have thrice seen dickheads in their teslas use the shoulder of an on-ramp to pass people who were stopped for metered merging.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

but, what if you're trying to cut off the tesla, and you have kids in your car?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Then I wonder whose car I'm driving and how I started it because their ain't no way in hell there would be kids in my car. And then I figure, since it's not my car, I'll cut them off twice as fast!

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Always check the back seat when stealing a car.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Morons laughing at one of the million things that make Tesla awesome. Haters gonna hate 🤷🏻‍♀️

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 16

Automatic breaking predates the first Tesla by many years.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hence "one of the million" things. Reading comprehension needs improvement. This is also far beyond AEB. Predictive modeling can even start braking before they cut into your lane.

But sure keep fighting tooth and nail against life saving technology just because the dude in charge sucks. That's what sane rational adults do 🙄

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Oh damn. Haven't seen you in a while, which was nice while it lasted.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Aye, I wouldn't trust Tesla autobraking system.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I drive an $800 car. I merge wherever TF I want 😄

3 months ago | Likes 308 Dislikes 6

06 dodge ram, with a huge steel bumper on both ends. Test me mother fuckers, see who loses.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The more dents and damage, the more space people will give you

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hear you but the person changing lanes will Always be at fault

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Lol When you are at fault for an injury accident, the insurance company will sue you and garnish your wages until it is paid off. I hope you have an umbrella liability insurance policy

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

If i am ahead of them and my signal is on and they are trying to cut me out, I find that the pretend i dont see you method works every time. Go ahead and hit my pos 10+ year old car.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The turn signal is a warning, not a request.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My partner said I wasn't allowed to buy an old truck and replace the bumpers with railroad ties.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, I signal lane changes out of the goodness of my heart, to give you a heads-up. I’m not asking permission so pay attention.

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 9

My blinker is a statement, not a question.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

I don’t drive like an asshole, so if I see a blinker, I’ll make room. I’ve got a couple hundred thousand miles under my belt though, so I’m also happy to freeze out pieces of shit

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Drive defensively. There are enough jerks on the road.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I turn now, good luck everybody else.

3 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Are you from kelowna?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same! Look at my car... Do you think I give a shit!?!?

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I can’t see your car

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You know... Nor can I.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's there. You really gotta squint. And yell "enhance, enhance!!!", and truly BELIEVE!!!!!!! Do you see it now?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I drove in the US once. You couldn't pay me a car to do it again. Not for 5 minutes.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

That's how I felt in Belgium in the 90s. Driver's tests *weren't a thing* until '77. In roundabouts, the people in it had to merge for those entering. Fucking ridiculous.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Okay I’ll bite. Where in the US did you drive?

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

NY, LA and various states in between (road tripped across). The driving is as asinine as the culture is self aggrandising.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

One thing I did appreciate when driving in Los Angeles was when someone turns on their turn signal you let them in because they're telling you what they're doing. They're not asking.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I mean, I get it. But I can definitely think of worse countries to drive in

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I spent 5 years backpacking about 50 countries. I can't. I'd rather hitch-hike across India.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Fair enough. Everyone has their own experiences

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yes. Some have a grasp on reality and a sense or self. Others are american.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You (I) get a ding on a city street. Maybe a hit and run fender bender, maybe you turned to short in a lot and dinged a bollard. It's going to cost $1500 to fix. You have a $1000 deductible and you know insurance is going to jack rates, or at least your "perfect" discount is going away. So you decide to live with the ding. You keep the car for years and get a second ding. Before you know you've a 2008 mazda with 150k miles and people get out of your way when they see you. Testify my friend!

3 months ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

Sure. But you forgot to account for the legal costs and insurance rates

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

2004 Corolla. 150+k miles. I fear no merge.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Just traded in my 2011 Mazda (subfloor rusted out), and I miss her every day.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yabba dabba do

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you get tired of it leaking fluids, I’ll buy it for 1000 with 250k miles, and limp it to its grave, with constant drip IVs for coolant and oil. Either it stops passing emissions and can’t be registered, or the timing belt takes out the engine.

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

WA State got rid of emissions testing a few years ago. Hooray for progress, well until dipshit abolishes EPA rules and progressive states need to re-institute.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Passing emissions lol, just live in a shithole state (Kentucky) like I do, no need for worrying about your shit box passing any gubbament tests

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

just like white Jesus intended

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

To be fair, when I say failing emissions, what I really mean is my catalytic converter uhh… fell off b

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I saw a Tesla driver crash his car trying to cut into a right-turn lane at the very last second.
Everyone else had patiently lined up for the turn lane 3 blocks ago like the overhead sign said. But no, not the Tesla driver. His car was faster than theirs, so he figured he had a right to wait until 20ft before the turn, then just cut into the lane. Didn't work out too well for him. The 4wd pickup he hit disabled his car.
There were plenty of other witnesses, so I didn't wait around for the fire.

3 months ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 1

I have a Tesla and I usually merge ASAP, to the point most cars that were behind me end up in front because they want to get until the last second and push in. Assholes drive every kind of car, I suppose.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Why did he hit a 4wd ? I don't get it, was it on purpose, or was it the fault of some brain-dead automaton in the car ?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comedic value, is all I could figure. Thought he saw a gap he could exploit, but the driver of the truck said, nah, not today dickhead, & pulled forward simultaneously. Tesla's rt front wheel folded up under the car which bounced back over to the left, blocking the thru-traffic lane while the right-turn lane remained clear so we all just went on about our business including the big pickup which apparently had minimal damage. I got a pretty good laugh out of it, anyway.
Ha ha ha! See ya!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, never play chicken against a bigger vehicle. Even if they mean no harm, they might not even see you (I have a van and the visibility is not that great, tiny cars sometimes 'appear' out of blind corners).

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was also at a complete traffic bottleneck. There's no shoulder, just a guard rail. The commute train line intersects the roadway 4 or 5 meters behind them, so they were just barely past a RR crossing, with a freeway overpass abutment 20m ahead, no shoulder there either, just a guard rail separating traffic from a deep-mud tidal estuary. All in all, that's just a stupid place to push your testosterone agenda IMO. I was 2 cars back, going over the RR crossing. I had nowhere to pull over either.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers I swear to god... Honestly I probable couldn't even call them "new" They are the same type of people that buy BMW for their brandname. To show off their affluence. Tesla's were just the new rich pompus jerkoff magnet that came with the added bonus of "I'm doing it for the enviorment because i'm better than you." humble brag.

3 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

true, I’ve noticed teslas are now most likely to cut three lanes to catch an exit without signalling now. bmw’s remain the worst parkers, though.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They thought it was better for the environment till they found out the process to obtain the materials to build the battery.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

That basically all boils down to how well we can reuse/recycle Lithium we harvest to extend its lifespan. Current Lithium recycling for power cells is capable of hitting 95-99% effeciency. Which is an insane return rate when you think about it. Does it always go that way? I doubt it. People improperly dispose of normal batteries all the time. Its bound to happen to Lithium ones as well. Just not as easily I suspect.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yeah but in any case the point being, its another evil, and in this case the lesser one. Yes cobalt mining is pretty much an ecological disaster, tho there is progress in that department and newer batteries dont need it anymore.
Drilling and refining oil (and the whole chain of transport involved) is still loads worse.
So then it comes down to power production to charge those batteries, and theres a whole lot of choice there.
All in all “but the batteries” is a pretty poor argument

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are SO many people sleeping in the turn only lanes that you can usually find a spot to cut in line, when someone who is distracted takes 3 seconds to start moving. But if you don't find that spot, then you don't get to make the turn, that's the risk you took and sometimes you gamble and lose.

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 10

Ooooooor….you wait in line. Like you’re suppose too. I get what you’re saying “well room for my car appeared because they were distracted! So I can just squeeze in” still not really how it’s suppose to work. It’s still his space even if it takes him 3 seconds to notice the line moved. You see a line of cars, that last car is where you go. Anything else is actually just being an entitled dick. This mentality is what’s making driving on the roads more and more unsafe and rage inducing these days.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I used to think that too, but it's just as entitled and dickish to keep everyone behind you waiting. Everyone wants to get to their destination. Pay attention, keep things moving, and if you don't? Then you gave up "your" spot. If you don't care enough to keep it, then you don't care if someone else uses it.

I'm OK with waiting in line if everyone is making a solid effort to keep that line moving. But that's not the case. If it were, those spots wouldn't open up as consistently as they do.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

indeed - this is a semi-dcikish skill need for navigating most cities these days. but right you are: you take a risk in execution and if it fails, gotta figure it out otherwise. there's almost always "another route" to get where you want - even if it means turning around and a double back.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'll be the dissenter here. I get in the lane I need to turn from well in advance. If you don't have emergency lights on your vehicle, I'll kill both of us before I let you in. You knew where you needed to turn, and you likely knew how long the line would be. Get in line like the rest of us.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

sure; that works when the rest of the system works... but that you'll have idiot on their phone sitting a solid 3-5 count burning through the light. if you're going to drive: drive. that's it. no phone, don't be eating, etc. drive.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm no longer quite that aggressive about my own spots, but yeah, if you're keeping pace with the car in front then you're moving the line along, which is my whole point. People taking a quick nap on their commute home don't care about me when I use the space in front of them. If they did, they'd stay awake, like you. What you're saying is actually aligned with my thinking, just from the other side.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

indeed- if all drivers just "drove," and drove well/properly/predicatively, then there would be none of this other BS

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0