FrozenFoodGuy
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May 4, 2019 5:06 AM
FrozenFoodGuy
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cracklinoatbran
Wtf.. playtime should be 3-5, homework 5-6.
TayloShoes
The picture is such a great idea, and then the comments make me so sad...
SkumoMcBee
1 hour for homework? must not have modern children.
cre8majic
An HOUR for dinner? Most kids are done in about 8 minutes!
NefariousBueller
As a single mom working 8-5 the five minutes for each activity seems about right.
JaykWesker
Playtime! But mom, I still have homework! I don't care if you still have homework, it's playtime now, so put that away and come have fun!
MT26sol
I bet those commenters are anti Vaxxers ?
Burghguy
I hate how oversimplified this is. Toss in sports, music practice, karate or swim lessons, and chores and you start to see how fucked it is
videopro10
Don't give your kids that much shit to do?
gkraft1
ransac
Someone didn’t spend close to an hour on homework
MrCoolWhip
Hey play time is at least 20min!
NeatoBurritos
As a high schooler I wish this is how my day went
EtiolatedRaven
I mean, if it were minutes it would be accurate...for the military
TheLastSpaceman
Contemplate existential crisis 9-3
unknownmale
what kid gets up at 3am to do their homework?
ChefyCat
Homework again at 3am...
genitalkenobi
BeeTroot1394
Expert gif choosing. I salute you
nallex
ElioNope
kopaka1
Saved
GdebMueller
11:15 to 11:45 is heckin’ busy
youreverdaygeek
5 minutes to eat? That is the fakest shit I've ever seen.
ToonamiT0M
It's a bad idea to have tv time at the end. Reading should be part of bed time.
tko89
yup
ShapelyCalves
I concur!
somethingawesomeandgreat
So you have a bath once per hour? Thats crazy
applegak
Well when you only have 5 mins and it takes 4 to fill the tub...
tantallous
I dunno, kids get dirty just by breathing it seems, so maybe.
UndulatingTerrain
Bedtime and TV shouldn't be together.
aleister94
But how else would they fall asleep?
UndulatingTerrain
Exercise, healthy diet, and opiates.
tamarindjuice
TV could come before bathtime/read, so the kids can relax and wind down
PleaseNotTheFace
Why blank out their names? People should know who they are so we can all be safer.
TannerBFly
Guys I may be wrong, but... I think the comments... are a joke
SirMaximusWiggleIII
disastrousTV
Then again, it's facebook, so you can never be certain about that
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GrowinWildontheFunnyFarm
Thats the real joke.
fuggit0ften
I actually think it's a great joke that I haven't found anything funny about. And the jokes on me for wasting my time. Hahaha, thanks
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
poes law so you never know
GrimFinn
Yeah they're exaggerating to make it seem unrealistic, it clearly shows TEN minutes for playtime.
SpannerInTheWorx
somethingawesomeandgreat
Anyone has the longer one?
netboygold
Well it isn't a very good one...
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
I also think so. Imgurians didn't get it, now feel superior.
GoddammitMrNoodle
I think at least the first one is... and therefore I hope the second one is as well.
mycatsanarsehole
The emojis would suggest that you may be right.
TannerBFly
somethingawesomeandgreat
People spam emojis especially when they are uncertain
pilotperson
I’ve seen people use emojis (and punctuation) like that in earnest. They just “express” a lot.
somethingawesomeandgreat
People spam emojis especially when they are uncertain
FentuckyCriedKhicken
you can see my schedule: from 00:00 to 23:59, stare at my phone browsing usersub.
shrutesmakeverythirstybabies
Cry for help?
PureTechnicality
What do you do with the one minute of free time?
freeforallstuff
Switch to the replacement phone that was charging the battery.
FIuxuation
Masturbate.
SemperFiZero
Those people that think it's 5mins shouldn't have had kids.
Drosophilamelanobastard
Yougenics, Igenics, we all genics for eugenics!
GoodGraces
That's probably more than half of the nation, and too late. They've already bred.
cyrusjoneslivedforever
The cretins cloning and feeding....
McFluffySundae
TV before bed is really bad for you. Makes it harder to sleep.
BigMan7o0
It's not TV or the shows themselves its the blue light. Some TV's may have a blue light filter, and most if not all modern phones do 1/?
BigMan7o0
So if you either enable that filter or manually adjust the colors to pull blue light out it will lessen the effect 2/?
BigMan7o0
Depending on how much blue you pull out. And for PC (maybe MAC, not sure) f.lux is my preferred method, can set times for it to auto adjust
MobileUserHere
It's the only way I fall asleep. If I don't watch tv, then it could take a couple hours because my brain won't stop with it's thoughts
snarfitizer
It is crazy how dumb some people are. It really makes you feel lucky
Richardza
Makes me feel sad
ProxyPlayerHD
appropriate reaction GIF
Knowmercy
How dumb do u feel when they are being sarcastic tho
Napukin
They're parents. It was obviously a joke. They put laughing emotes. You're right, it's crazy how dumb some people are.
Cheesecakecrush
Have you ever just completely missed something obvious that made something else make no sense until it was pointed out?
pickleticklee
Imagine how stupid the average person is and realize half are dumber than that...
freeforallstuff
The genepool got so contaminated...
beforetherewerememes
Ask me at 3am when I'm doing homework.
LakeviewBulldog
I feel like it’s the dumb people that are lucky. I don’t meet many sad idiots. Ignorance is bliss.
bigdickrick206
So fucking true it hurts
magicrhombus
Sad? Maybe not, but I've met a lot of angry idiots.
siler7
Go to a DHS office. You'll see a lot of sad idiots.
DrasticBastard
It’s also crazy to think I have 6 free hours and me and my kids go to bed at 9:00.
LurkerOfDarkness
That's what happens to people who don't do their 5 minutes of homework.
isthatyoujohnwayne
Surely theyre being sarcastic?
eggmuffin
Some are. Some just turn their brains off and say whatever feels right.
MaxieMooo
Its fb so we will never know
Ryzanify
Hey give me a break, I’m trying
ocegur
It's also crazy how easily people interpret things to feel superior since those comments could be jokes.
eggmuffin
It's not so much a lack of a brain, as it is the lack of its use. They can think, they just don't. Or it might be lead poisoning. ?
Imwalkenhere
I know right like how DO they expect you to make/eat/clean dinner in 5 mins
snarfitizer
Completely agree :)
Josh4422
Memeeater
You complete idiot, its 5 seconds. Back in my day we studied for 25 hours and our foolish "play time" was being hit with the beating stick
hydrocarbon82
Hot Pockets only take 90 seconds...
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
Hot pockets and a sponge bath. Voila. Could be done in 2 mins. Allow for 1 min of cool time while getting changed then eat
justthoughtyousholdknow
Hot pockets during a sponge bath
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
Sponge bath with a hot pocket instead of a sponge.
Soundoftesticles
Oh...i thought it was just 5 seconds. 5 mins is just plenty of time
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
I agree. ,Five minutes just isn't enough.
EvilMadMonk
10 minute rice but you make it in 5 so it is extra chruncy
Imwalkenhere
It's unrealistic is what it is
DownvoteSpearToTheChest
It's absurd to be honest, the kid must be stressed sleepless.
DadJokesCollector
Untimely even.
TobyKweef
The most unrealistic part of this is thinking kids only need an hour to do homework.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
Put your kids in a better school.
TobyKweef
Due to school district zoning, that’s rarely an option. Plus, most people can’t afford private school.
JHawke
Dunno, that is 6 hours and a bit more than the time I spent on homework every week.
vecna03
An hour? Can't you read, 5 minutes.
McFluffySundae
Also what if they get out of school late? Then that's even less homework time
SamuthNBS
I always did all my homework on the bus to and from school. Home time was Red Alert 2 time!
LuckyBrett
I can just imagine the kid getting sadder and sadder as his homework cuts more and more into his playtime.
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
Git gud
Toastfrog
I dont like how its straight from school to homework no rest time..and TV right before bed. Bad order
IEatYourSombrero
Its easier to do the work when you still have the momentum going from school.
stehenallein
according to the schedule they'll get 2 hours, 3-4 am then 3-4 pm lol
bantambasher135
Hopefully it's more like, you only spend an hour doing homework, any more cuts into your human life and I'll speak to your shitty teachers.
boogablend
I'm in college but I spend 4 or five hours a day doing hw. I literally never ever did a hw assignment before college lol
Strawnks
I never needed more than that through high school.
tcgl
In high school I went from a straight-A to a straight-C when I discovered I could just not do any homework at all and still graduate.
somnif
2.3 graduation GPA, woo! (got college acceptance on my SATs my sophomore year and stopped giving a shit after that)
lesbiansparrow
For grade schoolers 1hr is good & realistic. In HS I had homework from 4pm - 2am most nights. Graduated with a 4.13 GPA, full-ride —
lesbiansparrow
— scholarship to a private liberal arts college. Now I make minimum wage at a call center! Follow ur dreams kiddos
TheDiZeeZD
I'd say waking up at 9. Class startedi at 8:30 for me.
Phatush
at an age where you learn to structure your day like this your homework should not take over an hour.
lililand
Then again, should you stay up until 9pm in primary school?
WizardProphet
If you sleep from 9 to 6:45, you get almost 10 hours of sleep which should be sufficient
abopi
Shouldn’t is the key word
deathtakesprecedence
I went to private school and had a minimum of three hours of homework every night.
Phatush
in primary school?
deathtakesprecedence
Yeah, in primary school. In high school it was about 4-5 hours.
jbilly90
Ahahahaha my homework took me over two hours man. Lot of shit and some of it was not easy
Phatush
in primary school?
thePeto
If homework takes more than 1 hr a day they probably have shitty and selfimportant teachers.
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
I used to spend my whole day studying and still failing a lot. I used to believe I was dumb until I was 20.
Angaram
Like those teachers that pride themselves on giving only 1h of homework. And than there's 4 of those
ShearWind
My nephew has after school from 12 to 5 pm where they're supposedly doing their homework but still has homework to do after he gets home...
ShearWind
....not because he can't do it all, but because their teacher gives them more assignments after they finish those at school. Poor dude
IDidntWantToSignUpForImgur
1/2 Yeah or the kids are stupid little shits who dont like to listen and whose parents happily back them up in blaming the teacher,
IDidntWantToSignUpForImgur
2/2 which in turn absolves the child from any responsibility, making them terrible adults.
DoWGray
In other words, teachers.
IDidntWantToSignUpForImgur
You are so hardcore and 2kewl4school, can I be as cool as you? Please teach me
IllegalDuckling
American teachers
squeakinfreakin
Or like my old school where they had to set 1 hr of homework per subject (4 a day) or face disciplinary action. I hated that place.
radioGifDriver
Isnt that college? Thats how my advisor broke it down to me when i went
squeakinfreakin
Nah, high school 15-16y/o. Teachers were mandated to give 1h per period, so it was around 18 hrs p/w. College was comparatively easy lol
Woofbloodywoof
we had sometimes no doubles in a day and 1hr per subject. The teachers hated it just as much as the kids. That headmaster SUCKED.
spacetrains
I had roughly four hours of homework a night. That’s not including the research projects for my ap classes.
squeakinfreakin
While doing GCSEs my school had an assembly to say that spending time with family instead of revising was why people failed in life lol
thePeto
Holy shit, fuck that school. Poor kids.
squeakinfreakin
Yeah, I and 6 others in my year had mental breakdowns because of it and had to drop out of college. School league tables suck. I also feel+
squeakinfreakin
+like people who have been out of school for a while don't know what it's like when kids complain about workload (in england at least).
BourbonandLust
Some teachers don't care that other teachers also give homework. So, they just load you up but so does the next and the next.
thePeto
That`s what I meant by "selfimportant".
AzizAnsari
Biggest culprit in this comment are math teachers..math teachers give homework every night with little regard that other classes may have to
Levithan6785
From my experienc in hs, math homework was only unfinished classwork. College on the other hand is different, but very much needed.
hzdgmg
Another aspect of this is that some teachers work at school with performance evaluations/incentives. The incentive being...
hzdgmg
keeping your job when your testing results are compared to something. Nobody likes giving homework and nobody likes marking it...
hzdgmg
but when your livelihood is controlled by people who have no interest in comparing things other than test scores, homework is what...
hzdgmg
happens. Everyone loses. When I say everyone I mean the teachers, students and parents. The politicians that control funding...
hzdgmg
they're o-okay and are re-elected by voters that can't see this connection, and the effect on their kids.